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Twinkle 

Jackass county country club
24/7 access if you pay your subs
fool around as much as you like
like wise nutters  now have a club
life is to short to miss any fun
so its better to laugh than all ways
look glum.     


The Dough nuts revenge   

The dough nuts revenge is a hole one trend
but the golfers you see start off at a tree
with a wood you know fit to go
but the tree you see is stationary as can be
the golfer is grim and out on the limb
but the tree limbs are free for all to see.
the wind blows the irons glow 
the dough nuts revenge has set the trend
fore, swing and a miss swiss cheese 
the gophers are laughing the dough nuts are clapping
par the course mount your horse 
a horse is a horse is a horse of course.

Hippie green grasshopper

 The Hippie green grass hopper
well he really loved his weed
sky high on the green
he hopped from grass pipe to pipe
drawing in the smoke of love
pretty colours in his Head
floating through sycodellic haze
dreams of love and peace
go kiss the Beast and free him
let him run wild and free
and the Hippie green grass hopper
will continue with his dreams.  

Mind jack the Dream man   

Mind Jack the dream man is also known as simple Sam
mind jack dreams of rats in beer vatts than sights the facts
with his ax than divides the tax on the racks than puts on his hat
than grabs his cat so the cat can get the rat under his hat in fact.
it a ratty hat mind jack the dream man wears
ratsceller mind jack the dream mans rat in the hat is in fact.
mind jack the dream man also known as simple sam the rat man
with cat in one hand and hat in the other and rats in the beer vatts.


Home made brew

   Home made brew some how turned into a stew
instead of fermenting lost in lamenting
I added some carrots with the spuds
Chucked in some chicken and boiled the lot
and now im eating not drinking     


How now brown cow   

 How now brown cow chitty chitty bang bang pow pow
how now pow pow chitty chitty bang bang cow doll
bang pow how now brown cow little doll
doll cow how now and pow bang bang chitty chitty nitty gritty
nitty gritty chitty chitty brown doll how now
now how brown doll chitty chitty bang bang pow pow
bang bang little bitty nitty gritty chitty chitty itty bitty take some pitty
spitty spitty nitty grity chitty chitty bang bang how now brown cow
little doll in the hall brown cow now hall doll .

The outer door to inner workings

 The outer door to inner workings
a Hidden wonder,a fabled door way
to never world,were all that is,is good
never a wicked soul allowed
to enter never world
for they be stopped at fabled door way
those Bouncers sure are good.   


Knights in white satin     

 Knights in white satin climbing Mt. Batten
with a message to send up to the end
on high is the end but just around the bend
is a silk screen trend waiting to mend
spiders invest silk worms protest
letters are written half hearted at best
if you wait to see you will agree
vampires are watching high above the trees
   dancing pumkins squirrels chip monkin
   witchs wandering forever squandering
It's over the top and it all flip flops   

  makes you wonder what all is under 
or trailing the thunder 
oh what a blunder.


  The pink poodle kat house

 The pink Poodle kat house
a humble abode for the lass with the most
a balancing act  done on ones toe's
the strain may be to great for the kat at the gate
as a strap give's out and some thing flys out
and the kat is now a part of the house
pink poodle looks on says i'll just keep my thong
what iv got is enough to stay in.    


Figaro's revenge   

Figaro's revenge is not the end 
the revenge Figaro sends will catch you crossing at the bend
and when it hits you ,-you can be sure it will get you 
it won't forget you but it will pit you when it gets you 
never mind try'en to run even you think it might be fun
because Figaro's revenge fallows you to the ends 
at the end you will agree figaro was there before you ,you see
there he is ,revenge at the end and back again.
It's not the end untill Figaro says so ho ho .  


Inside of the outer limits

 Inside the outer limits man must go
discover that which is hid away from eye's
see beyond that which is visible
expect the unexpected to materialize
see danger before it see's you
smile when knowing danger
trust in what you see beyond the tree line
   


Range finder note pad  

Range finder note pad strange listing of all the bad
it is something beavers do it's about all the trees they have had
bad as it is and sad as it may be those things that are bad
make bevers mad wanting to go to bagdad 
but the little lads say no you can't go or run from the show
because you know the show must go on 


General Rice Krispy Cheerio's charge up mount Oat Meal at Potato Hillshire lagoon

It was raining snow flakes in Sausage Square at New Hampton Hights just to the south of Potato Hillshire lagoon where General Rice Krispy Cheerio had planned his charge up mount Oat Meal , The general had ordered the breakfast battalions to a summons at the miles long tables on this morning. There was no sugar on the tables this morning of the planned attack and the cows were giving up no milk because the pastures were barren. 

Count Chocolot's fortress has been under siege now for days and the count's last hope lay in wait on top of mount Oat Meal ,this was a chicken tender moment in history. Sea captian Cornflakeson Crunchmoorland who's claim to fame came about as a result of the battle of Kellogs back in the last great sea war. Sea captian Kruchmoorland sea command had been reinstated and he was given ten ships for which to lay seige on count Chocolot's island chocolate fortress where he controled the flow of chocolate world wide and had in the planing a way to take over the diamond industry to the order of adding that in as another gem to his evil take over operation. 

Count Chocolot formed a pact with the evil horseman king Polish Nook Creamsingski who hated mornings and vowed to reduce mornings to nuclear ash given the oppertunity.Intellegence reports indicated king Polish Nook Creamsingski is in reality a disgrunted x soviet journalist who was outed on the last day .

Conrad Goldfinger who is as old as the hills as you know has dispatched Pussy Galor to the kremlin to serve as a defusing agent to the on going riots. Ms. Galor appears to be as vibrant as ever and no doubt has her sights set on Putin as an object of her desire. It may turn out to be a Putin /Galor ticket next election seasion.And no doubt that is all part of conrad Goldfinger's master plan.

        

  That's what happens when you read a newspaper at breakfast !


Time will tell

Time will tell if high on the plate of Tomato hill
fork handle position of sausage canon surveyed
valley of the egg yoke river where red meat of the fallen
lay in neat rows toasted soldiers some say
fork knife attack no black pudding given
battle soon Mushroomed out of control
forcing a controlled tempory  withdrawal
taking advantage of this withdrawal throats quickly quenched
with ambient amounts of tea and orange juice a preference
of choice to be hastily decided before plunging deep
deep into the fry up again no quarter given egg, bean or
sausage, the black pudding gave meaning and forced
onward charge, in time only leaving a mopping up squad
bread in hand to tidy up, the battle excessive to the last
demanded dry throats to once again assault tea bags and milk.

    

Belly Dancers   

" />Pussy Galor has flown into Russia on assignmment orders from conrad Goldfinger assigned as a defusing agent to ongoing pussy riot in the once soviet union. With her Pussy Galor brings her distraction team of wild cat belly dancers to stimulate the mass's and all Russian homophobs to boot. Conrad Goldfinger is rubbing his hands together in glee at the thought of Pussy Galor turning Putin into a hunk of junk  which is what happens to objects of Pussy's desire after Pussy has had her way with them.

In the above picture ^ Putin is fishing but Pussy Galor is cat niping. You cannot see Pussy Galor in the picture but Putin can feel her nips and bites on his line cast out into wild wonders of the big catch. little does Putin know he is about to get caught. Pussy Galor will spell bind Putin making him yern for her time in being back in 1964 at the hight of the cold war. Pussy Galor is known for being a high flyer as the saying goes. It may be history will say the moment lurks for Putin's belly flop. Is Pussy Galor a time traveler?


Back in the USSR

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GENERAL RICE KRISPY CHEERIO HAS GIVEN THE ORDER TO THE BREAKFEST BATTALIONS TO CHARGE UP MOUNT OAT MEAL.-- GENERAL CHEERIO HIMSELF IS LEADING THE CHARGE.

Belly dancers happy prancers riding horses flashing lancers
keeping time on all that's mine
all the while hoping I'll drop a dime
time to shine from behind picking grapes off the vine
turning nector into wine walking through all the slime
off the vine comes fine wine 
makes it plesent when we dine.


The goose and the goblet

The Goose and the Goblet
for sale at the pub
free paxo stuffing to shove
up its bum, the Goblet
then soon will be filled up
with rum, and drunk up
quite hearty when that
Goose is all done.   


Nettle Tea   

Nettle tea at Wayword Joe's country Tea Pee
by the salted sea on pier Z under the shade tree
it's bubble tea you see flavored with tiny shadows of glee
that wonder all around you floating free 
but if you drink to fast you will pee tea behind the tree 
on old pier Z and what the copers will hand you will inturn
make you say oh gee why did you give this to me
it's that tea what should get that fee not me you see 

Dead on right

   Dead on right here goes'
only a weak brew keeps yer running
little boys room pick a bowl
play fire engines put out the flames
hose pipe pressure blasts it out
aim a little left now a touch just right
hit the spider climbing out
little legs paddling for all its worth
futile effort give it another squirt.       

Green mists in the lavatory