Rhyme The Words

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Twinkle 

Ships biscuit worms slether and turn
it's the biscuit with butter those worms do yern
those worms cannot wait for yer to take yer turn
it's those biscuits with butter wut is those worms main concern
so's you pull out yer tourch those worms yer will burn
but if yer set the ship alight there is something yer will learn
befer yer strike the tourch open yer eye to decern
is it the ship yer out to burn or are those worms yer concern
maybe something yer over looked about wut those worms may have earned
that and perhaps a trip to the stern which is the worms firm

Raceway Calily & sister Sally

There was an old woman from Leeds, who swallowed a packet of seeds, in less than an hour, her head was a flower...and her legs were a bundle Of weeds.  

 Mayflower that is an old one ^^^^ I remember singing that one in the school play ground but the words were a little raunchier than those you used above, well it was us the lads who used to sing it out much to the disapproval of the Girls   


   
Raceway Calily & sister Sally
picked up boys in the back street ally's
they knew just what they had to do
but first they led them to a pub or two
end of the night to the loo they go
climb out the window and away they go.  


Veg Curry  

LOL your right, I remember that from my school days. Couldn't remember anything about algebra, but I never forgot that LOL   Do you remember this one too..

"Georgie Porgie Pudding & Pie kissed the Girls and made them cry-
 When the Boy's came out to play, he kissed them as well...he was funny that way." 

Veg Curry and Mr. McSlurry were on the dock waiting in a hurry
in a hurry to wait armed with their bait and a trap to set befer it's too late
but the trap you see was on McClurry's knee and he had to pee
so he said to Veg ,hay Curry don't worry but I got to go
and this trap you see is holding up me pee
Wut's a matter you McSlurry said Curry 
ain't wuts on yer knee a pee trap ? heee heee

  

Head Master Earmuffelstine

 Yes Mayflower I remember that also and how about
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
and all the kings men
had scrambled egg for Breakfast   

The boy stood on the burning deck
picking his nose like mad
he rolled them into little balls
and slung them at his Dad   

Toilet Humour ( Beware of Limbo dancers )  

I will not even go with the Mary had a little Lamb one   

Oh such great times wish I was that age again   


 Head Master Earmuffelstine, eyed the boys
sat in assembly in rows before his eyes
looking for a victim for his day exercise
you there Peters, taking aha
stand outside my office your my prize
six of the best to make watery eyes
Head Master Earmuffelstine they all despised   

Chicken soup    

Chicken Soup Coup & fish & chips to boot 
bring with yer some loot it's money fer those wut thinks they's cute
Soup in boot is what yer get at the coup
if fish is yer fancy yer can ask old Clancy
to fry up yer dish if thats what you wish
chicken soup and fish and a lemon twist 
is the way to go if you get me drift


Lenny the lazor

 Lenny the lazor, little known dwarf from Snow white
pist as a newt on set for the filming
dopy said to Hell with him we shoot with out him
and so they did and lenny failed to be a star
so drowned his sorrows late at the bar
so drunk he thought he was luke skywalker
and with bottle in hand thinking it was a lazor
was shot down in full attack mode now lay on the floor.    


lemon sole   

Lemon soul and old king coal 
cherry blossoms and kindred possums
starry nights do soldiers fight
sunnydale a champion whale
desert fox and small pox
who is to say what is found this day
another time another place
keeping rhyme and keeping pace
it's just words like flying birds
where it all goes nobody knows

Fly by night

Fly by night or day up up and away
no feathered wings with engines
that sing's, wing's its way through
the sky's, and many an eye
look's down from on high
at City's rivers Mountain's and plain's
as they journey to places of their dream's.  


The Nan King water hole  

 The Nan King water hole is at the heart of the pink elephants soul
if it were not for he all the other elephants would never even pee
Pinky drinks first for better or worse
and all the other elephants wait fer Pinky to quench his thirst

When pinky is sure the water is pure
satisfying his snout without a doubt
all the other bulls in a fuss start the big rush
to bathe and wave at the Nan King water hole
where Pinky rules with all his tools
and the other bulls wait till Pinky sets them straight

  Micky Mouse Trap

Micky Mouse Trap had to large a gap
and the mouse ran a way with the cheese
to live another day and eat his cheese all day
and live his little life his way   


Pray for me Argentina   

Pray for me Argentina expecting another hurricane katrina
it will not be another passadena
up untill now it's been fun and sweet tarts
but it looks like it might change to fabulous farts
the time has come for all that wait
and those that came a bit too late
tripping over themselves at the gate
to capture the moment of impending fate.

Youtubeular contraption  

 Youtubeular contraption    nonember
disunited flexation  assemblination  combinatory
nonsicial wording from index linked futuristic
Dictatorial Dictionary par excellence class of 64
blasted unpon free love peace camp exercise field
were yellow submarines and Sargent Pepper
Grand Tour Band hit the grass of dreams and blue
skies full of winged swallows danced  to the music
of love  and peace lost in Hippie wonderland.  

Magnification   

Magnification 

 

Does a salesman have a dream of magnification

Larger sales orders bigger premises,expansion

Funny how this dream never leaves one with exhustion

Dreaming of success, money is a motive medicine
Strange how the mind works in speculation  

epoch

The epoch is not a collective within a sunken septic
what holds the drainage through piping most of which of course
is solid waste much of which is caused by humans satisfying 
the erge to consume food much of which can and sometimes is
waste material to begin with. 
Skeptics will debate what is or isn't considered epoch and or argue 
a point be it a point or not.
Certainly there can be no epoch if the skeptic cannot see it
or hear of it. 
The human condition cannot any more do without skpeticism than it can do without food and or water. 
Therefer even the epoch is dependant on the skeptic for verification.
Without the skeptics verification there can be no validity to the said epoch 
because of for one a thing called disbelief and for two another thing called denial.
With both disbelief and denial firmly in place there is little to no room left in the skeptics septic flow as it go's , for any further discussion or debate as to if or when did the said epoch occure. If than undeniable proof is within the grasp of  he who reports a epochical occurrence ,the skeptics firm denial in some or even too many forinstances will as it seems or can seem or can be made to seem is something created out of a figment of one's imagination somewhat introverted perhaps and unrelated or disconnected from that which is real thus making the said epochical occurrence out to be a paranoid delusion of some type or other. 
Now very little of this rhymes and none of it makes any sense, none the less here it is for what it is if it is anything at all. And don't try readng between the lines because all that will do is confuse you all the more. Good morning, good afternoon and good evening and always remember hummbug is not just a saying, it is a statement in fact.

Trip the tigers trigger

Trip the tigers trigger

I doubt if you will snigger

It could well be a eye opener

Then again a fatal downer

Ones eyeball could roll or flicker

You might wonder who is the joker

And you wont have time to look for a ladder

Forget about the bloody zoo keeper

Can you still hear the tigers laughter

 
A Collectors Collection

Collectors collection will always point to a direction to the collector
sweet with confection though blissfull through detection is the collectors 
thoughts of perfection but unlike an invention the perfection reached through
detection is self satisfying because of detention offering no redemption 
inspiring only apprehension seeking to quell the suspension and the tension 
 But the collector knows what the inventor knows and what that is ,is whatever it is
,it comes in time not by demand or command but through time and effort.


Even Steven