Four Line Rhyme

Write a short four line rhyme that starts with the last line of the previous post



Today it snowed, it snowed galore
It snowed and snowed, and snowed some more
Will this winter ever end
Its simply driving me round the bend...........

well if its the last line then

its simply drivin me round the bend
wonderin if life i shud end
i will not worry about my own demise
waking in mornings new sunrise

OK'S


Walking in mornings new sun rise
Over the hill those beautiful sky's
The river below catch's my eye
The whispering winds want to make you cry

The whispering winds want to make you cry
When they come whistling, and sailing by
Spring dont look like how it oughta
Its enough to make your eyes water

It's enough to make your eyes water
Looking down upon a new born grand daughter
All those things you ran out and bought her
All the time wishing it was you who had caught her.

All the time wishing it was you who had caught her.
Im sitting ere trying to rhyme the word Her
But there aint no word with her that does rhyme
So i'll ave a pint of Guiness, i think its about time.

So i'll have a pint of Guiness i think its about time
Just dont ask me to walk a straight line
Too much drink will make me sick
Time to pass the bucket quick!

Time to pass the bucket quick
It's time to do anther trick
The fog is getting a bit to thick
It's time for the dog to get his licks

Its time for the dog to get his licks
Its time for the cat to get his kicks
Time for the rabbit to get his oats
And time for the shepherd to get his goats!

And time for shepherd to get his goats
In time for cows to eat some oats
The sows the cows and the calves
All in a fair trade half and half

All in a fair trade half and half
Cried the auctioneer with a hilarious laugh
He had sold everything except for his grandma
Who had been a leading southpaw

Who had been a leading southpaw
Who landed one right on the jaw
Out for the count, end of the fight
Anything else would not be right

Anything else would not be right
Was he out, or stoned as a kite
No question about it, he really did snore
Its said he did see stars galore

Its said he did see stars galor
just before he fell on the floor
feld by rolling pin of wife
his loving partner in this life.

His loving partner in this life
She, the original trouble and strife
Seeking comfort in the pub
The barmaid tells him she's up the duff

The barmaid tells him she's up the duff
He thought it was all a load of bluff
Time will tell he thought
In the meantime I remain uncaught

In the meantime I remain uncaught
And with that thought
A lower itch begins...
Gone from his face the smug grins

Gone from his face the smug grins
As now its all needles and pins
now he has a nervous twitch
that’s worse than a deadly itch

that’s worse than a deadly itch
or could it be just a stitch
i'll give my doctor a quick call
the itch is getting worse on my testicles

The itch is getting worse on my testicles,
You need help the Dr said
Peering through his spectacles,
That area is very very red

That area is getting red
was it some thing caught in bed
did it jump or did it crawl
do you walk side ways now an all.

Do you walk side ways now an all.
Either way embarrassing, short stumpy or tall
And all those funny looks
All the girls will be unhooking their hooks

All the girls will be unhooking their hooks
of their handbags
gleefully texting friends....
"guess who's got the crabs!!"

guess who's got the crabs!!"
there hiding under all the scabs
big vicious things they are
everything seems to be looking bazaar

every thing seems to look Bazaar
those crabs they are not so far
no use standing on the toilet seat
the ones in here can jump six feet.