Four Line Rhyme

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Write a short four line rhyme that starts with the last line of the previous post



Today it snowed, it snowed galore
It snowed and snowed, and snowed some more
Will this winter ever end
Its simply driving me round the bend...........

which drew sympathy from all in the room
well from most one would assume
days like this no one has a funny costume
and the odd fart sounds like a enormous boom

The odd fart sound's like an enormas boom
i think he's been eating Garlic Mushroom's
we all know the perils of eating this plant
its great for putting wind in the seat of one's pant's

it wasnt meeeeeeeee

THERE WAS AN OLD WOMEN FROM MURRAY
SHE WANTED A PEE IN A HURRY
SHE WENT DOWN THE BACK OPENED HER CRACK
AND A FELLOW BACKED IN WITH HIS LORRY

And a fellow backed in with a lorry
to releave the bank of its lolly
but the safe was secure,he could not open the door
so he left the scean in a hurry

so he left the scean in a hurry
he had, had a bad curry
oh I forgot his name was Billy
he didn’t half feel silly

He didn’t half feel silly
GURLS ! BRA ! FECK !
DRINK ! GURLS ! NUDE !
BREASTS ! GURLS ! FECK OFF !

BREASTS ! GURLS ! FECK OFF
This outburst caused a nasty cough
It took his mind off things
Whilst scratching his nose and looking for rich pickings

While scratching his nose looking for rich picking's
he spotted it,slimey and black,sitting on tip of his finger
a Boggie,not any Boggie,it was his Boggie
so was the best Boggie in the World he thought.

so was the best Boggie in the World he thought
finding out he was wrong left him distraught
that’s when he lost it and his mind began to wonder
to his favourite subject, the female gender

To his favouret subject the female gender
was it because he loved to cross dress
he only buy's outfit's of the very best
but he found it a bit hard to walk in ladie's shoe's

but he found it a bit hard to walk in ladie's shoe's
but more so listening to laughter and abuse
often this left her with the blues
and often she turned to the booze

And often she turned to the booze
some say that this was just a ruse
crafty she was infact she was quite posh
as she sipped champers not cheap booze

as she sipped champers not cheap booze
she aired her feet, she took off her shoes
the smell drifted and oozed
which left her feeling rather bemused

Which left her feeling rather bemused
her feet were so slender,for her gender
she attracted attention with out even trying
she will have a champus if your buying

she will have a champus if your buying
tho if more than a kiss u are trying
she will kick u in that place
leavin u crawlin n crying

leavin u crawlin n crying
and a funny way of walking
if only yo had known what was to come
you wouldnt be feeling so dumb

You wouldnt be feeling so dumb
or even stand there sucking your thumb
you only had to say,please go away
and all that was would be done

and all that was would be done
said god scratching his bum
create earth and earthmen
and also earth women

And also Earth Women
can float in space having fun
not a man in sight to spoil their time
having fun not cleaning man's grime.

It such a waste the greese and grime
nobody to clean it takes too much time
thinking of ways to make it all rhyme
tis such a crime.

Tis such a crime
This life of pantomime
Will peace come in time
To our world of yours and mine

tis such a crime.
And in our lifetime
I wonder if it be worse
Are the governments in course

Are our Governments in course
Or is greed their only source
Do they hear the cries of discourse
Would they show any remorse?