Four Line Rhyme

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Write a short four line rhyme that starts with the last line of the previous post



Today it snowed, it snowed galore
It snowed and snowed, and snowed some more
Will this winter ever end
Its simply driving me round the bend...........

the ones in here can jump six feet
and one goes as white as a sheet
and if your not careful it could be defeat
so be good, be kind and drop a slab of concrete

So be good,be kind,and drop a slab of concrete
cause that rock cake resipe was just to good
needed tittainium gnashes to sample one
dental appointmeant now needed.

Dental appointment now needed
Mother's advice was not heeded
Now its the whizz of the drill
Just lie back sir and be perfectly still

just lie back sir and be perfectly still
because if you do I'll get me drill
and drilling you know is such a thrill
the dentist drill does send chills

the dentist drill does send chills
makes one want to take off to the hills
I also dread the horrible bill
For his butchery skills

For his butchery skills
He was second to none
A chop here, a chop there
The butchers loins are everywhere

The Butchers loins are every where
so his wife did say
and if she catche's him tonight
she wont half make him pay

The butchers loins are everywhere
Ive heard they even been used as footwear
As for his long hair
That can be used in knitware

That can be used in knitware
As for his long hair
Ive heard they even been used as footwear
The butchers loins are everywhere

The butchers loins are everywhere
Even in midair
Some call him rabbit others hare
Virgins have to take care

Virgins have to take care
while stolling in the wood's
because Gordon the Gay Bear
he is hideing in a bush

he is hideing in a bush
when all of a sudden……whoosh
he missed it, Florence went by
and that’s when he got spotted by the rabbi

And that's when he got spotted by the rabbi
who was busy making cosha pie's
he slipped in his thumb,and pulled out a plum
and said what a good Rabbi am i

and said what a good Rabbi am 1
also thinking he was a good guy
just then the plum stone flicked into his eye
and his Hebrew was enough to make anybody cry

And his Hebrew was enough to make any one cry
as he cused when he found some one put mustard on his pie
his face it turned blue,the pie he did threw
and a dog caught it and started to chew

Skinny Malinke long legs
Big banana feet
Went to the pictures
And couldn't find a seat

When the picture started
Skinny malinki farted
Skinny malinki long legs
Big banana feet

Ode to the apple tree
for giving fruit to me
and when i drink its cidre
it all ways make's me pee

it all ways make's me pee
when I see the reflection of me
blessed there’s not a mirror on top of the toilet
otherwise it would be a all day visit

Other wise it would be an all night visit
as cidre slides down one's gizzard
to sing bawdy song's and waggle our toungs
and be in for it when the Mrs dose visit.

and be in for it when the Mrs dose visit.
Its like a short fuse circuit
I don’t know which is worse
The clap or mrs dose’s curse

The clap or the Mrs dose curse
it could be worse,said the nurse
as she showed of those cureing tool's
now bite down hard and be brave she said.

now bite down hard and be brave she said.
Just think what’s to come, when wer’e wed
This sent shivers down poor Eds back
And he took off like a greyhound going round the track

And he took of like a greyhound going round the track
because of a drawing pin,put on his seat by a prat
oh his words were juicey and full of forlorn
which drew simpathy from all in the room