Four Line Rhyme

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Write a short four line rhyme that starts with the last line of the previous post



Today it snowed, it snowed galore
It snowed and snowed, and snowed some more
Will this winter ever end
Its simply driving me round the bend...........

the rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain in vain
and there it rains again and again
sit down with a glass of bubbly and watch the lightning
you never know you might end up with a hairstyle that’s striking

You never know,you may end up with hairstyle that's striking
even pigtails much like a Viking
Even Thor with his Hammer will bring the lightning
and long ships to Valhalla will be a sailing.

And long ships to Valhalla will be sailing
if it ain't so yer can still go even if yer trailing
you can change yer mind than find an out through bailing
but if you bail out don't pout or try to hold on to the railing

But if you bail out don't pout,or try and hold on to the railing
No life raft's to be had,even for your Dad
just pick up that bucket and keep bailing,just say your prayers to the man upstairs,and hope the boat keeps sailing.  

Upstairs,and hope the boat keeps sailing    
downstairs ,whatever floats yer boat when tailing
postmaster general on the escalator mailing
hobo hides in the elevator hailing

 

 Hobo hides in the elevator and hailing
his mate is chained to a railing crayoning
this is what floats his boat the dote
and this is a load of rubbish iv wrote   

And this is a load of rubbish iv wrote
all of which from behind a cloke
none of you you see is really a joke
because there is no joke behind the cloke no is there antidote

 Because there is no joke behind the cloak,there is no antidote
I think you been eating tomany baked beans,it must be affecting night time dreams,light up a joint under that cloak
and i wont tell no one you had a crafty smoke.

    

and i wont tell no one you had a crafty smoke.
Whilst you also sniffed some coke
It was bad when you started singing yellow submarine
But your version was rather obscene

 But your version was rather obscene
it came to me in a dream
the curtains pulled back,i saw you with jack
he's spotty and with boils on his back.

 

He's spotty and with boils on his back
oh yes the old back track in fact needs a wack
because he smacked jack than put him in a sack
and stuffed black jack in a back pack oh what a trap

 

and stuffed black jack in a back pack oh what a trap
bound to leave you feeling a bootstrap
no doubt, this could lead you to fly
whilst letting us hear your war cry

Whilst letting us hear your war cry
Stab the enemy in the eye
Poke him with a big sharp stick
And give his butt a dam good kick!  

And give his butt a dam good kick
for all those dirty tricks he sticks on it
and for all those stupid fits he gets
off and away with the little twitt.

 

 

 

 

 

off and away with the little twitt.
But who will it be that he can outwit
Will he know when he does so
If so will he go all hypo