Rhyme The Words

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Twinkle 

Fiddle sticks and chop sticks 
stick shifts and  night sticks
fiddle dee dee fiddle dee da
fiddler on the roof
lights go out poof 
all because of one little note was a goof.


Sea salt

 sea salt rock salt put it on yer chips
soak in some vinegar  proceed to eat yer chips
better served on news paper like in the olden days
read of the small print from yer fish oh I miss them old days 


  

anchors away boys

Anchors away boys 
set those sails with all yer joys
bring with yers yer favorite toys
much as it will annoys
those that take things too seriously 
or them that are looking fer things mysteriously
may well be annoyed with yer toys
and the joys you get out of them toys
and all the noise you make with those toys
and then there;s those anchor clankers
and rhinestone bankers
keystone tankers and hanker wankers
sailing,whaling and hailing 
least you forget bailing 
cause if you ferget to bail you might end up in davy jones jail
so have a seat ,take a load off yer feet maybe have something to eat
or just a treat .

Stanly Wallbanger's cannon ball cafe

 Stanly Wallbanger's cannon ball café,
profits slump as new kid on the block opens
Greasy Joe's  cloistral to order is on the scean 
clog your arteries the tasty way
give your teeth and stomach a treat
all hail the bacon & egg butty with lashings of butter
slurp in down with a mug of tea or coffee
want a menu then look on the wall 
Greasy Joe's not one to clean  up   

the armoured toe nail    

The armoured toe nail is a clipper used in da county jail
it is a battering ram that busts through those bars
to snip the dirty nails off bad guys bazaar
it's a lean mean clipping machine
keen on cleanliness lacking friendliness
it cuts them down till nothing is left
and dat's what they get fer being a guest.

Jail house rock

jail house rock imprinted with wormwood scrubs
all the way through the centre fit for the
sweet toothed prisoner day release food
keep them going till like the homing pigeon
they return to the roost with smiles on face's
a day well spent shop lifting in the high street
leaving jail house rock sticky finger prints    


The dive bombing sea gull    

Nettle wine off the vine of fine twine
nectors dew selective choice of the very few
too good they say for the likes of me or you
stored in golden jugs served on fine silver trays
kept very far away from common strays
common flounders they say not of caviare quality
a fine wine it must be straight off the twine
the thing about that twine is it ain't no grape vine.


Bathtub gin

Maggie Thatcher ther's no way to match her
some say it was her stature others wished to detatch her
they couldn't catch her though they did bash her
they continue to trash her hoping to stash her
they lash and trash through an unending stash 
it'a an ongoing theater production with a world wide cast.

Here today,gone tomorrow

memento se se por favor concento centavo bravo
pistola motorolla  bowlla bowlla hola hola
por favor senior 2 rights than a left to the door
se se umbrae's senioretias   drink lots of tequila
calienta is hot so h is c and c is h hee hee
bandito's are cheato's sombrero for shade
the taco is no bell  


Good morning McDonalds

 Good morning McDonalds, please take my order
chicken Nuggets an a beef pie
Heavy on the onion and don't spare on the peas
an double on the chips and gravy if you please
  

Burnt Toast.

 Burnt toast on the east coast beaver is the host
but for most who tie up at the ol'e hitching post
it's all about a weenie roast 
and telling tall tales about sure fire ghosts
but beaver fooled them all by serving up burnt toast
and was given the title the ghostly host of burnt toast


Tall Paul at the shopping mall

Tall paul at the shopping mall
stood in wonder at the window
glittery goods all on display
Mothers with little tots going nuts
tills a rattling absorbing the cash
babies in Mother care with nappy rash
Tall Paul just stared in wonder
a shopping adventure he had some cash.  


earwig party  

earwig party at fat marty's hardy farty tarty 
fat marty's brother you know is farty hardy
so fat marty and farty hardy plan on sticking it yer ear at the earwig party
fat marty you know sits on farty hardy and farty hardy farts
  and when he does those earwigs fly high in the sky 
and when those earwigs come down they get in yer hair
when yer sitten in a chair and that will make yer sware
and those earwigs get in yer beer so's you have no cheers
so welcome to the earwig party.

Sam the ram and Billy goat the kid

Sam the ram and Billy goat the kid
also known as sweet Samantha and
Billy joe Doris known for His/Her
skills at Wardrobe High diving
and bed spring trampoline acrobatics
since retired owing to spring fatigue
and a certain Jamaican Goat curry.     



The Winds of Time  

The winds of time passing through wind chimes
echoing change out on the plains and the grazing range
where cattle cross and no sheep are lost and highlands
and low lands amplify the sounds of the chimes in the times at the lines
where all must intersect and connect where the new and the old 
are the same through change one forward and one back 
never falling through the cracks because the winds of time
passing through the wind chimes created the bridge devine
leading to the grape vines all fine sweet necter detecter
should you become a defecter ?

  


Maximillion Billion's prvilion

Maximillion Billion's prvilion, gathering dust
been so long unused on the shelf,Fort knox assets
spare a penny Governor the poor man cries
Max sip's Champagne, watch's as the poor man die's
not a word for his epitaph, but that poor man
will have last laugh, as he above denigh's Max 
his Heavenly Gaff, no money can buy his way in
better to have put a penny in that old man's tin.    



Ship's Biscuit worm's