Rhyme The Words

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Twinkle 

The beaver is nowhere to be found
he's most likely hiding under ground
the dog and the duck the beaver confounds
as he hiding away in leaps and bounds
but the dog and the duck want to turn it around
and they are plotting this at the duck's pond

But the beaver has a cleaver and is on the receiver.

 

I forgot the next word!

New word...Mr Spock 

Mr Spock has gone to the Doc's
his ear's have got the droop
they say he has got a kingon
and shouldn't play the flute
an invite to the dog n duck
for a Vulcan its a first
a pint of Dark should hit the mark
his ears they would lift upright
cos barmaid Sall,a brazey Gal
would bend and give a flash
and Spock would get an  eye full
befor parting with his cash
the first pint he had was on the house
and this was a cleaver ploy,cos Vulcans
should not be drinking,so says the Doc
Kilroy,well for every one he soon bought
a round,and happy they were to
by end of night spock felt all right
his wallet tho was light,but he and Sall
said what the Hell,and off they both
did trot,and come the day spocks ears
were cured so beamed back up to space
to spock this was illogical cos now he  loved
the whole Human race.

  

fizzy lemonade

Fizzy lemonade
Sipped through a straw
Sitting under a tree in the shade.

So refreshing and feeling cool
Relaxing away from the hot sun
Is that someone using a tool?
Darn buzz buzz spoiling my fun!

Now my leisure has gone
Bloody wasp has stung my bum!
No more fizzy lemonade for me
Whilst sitting under a tree!  

Next word...Sidney Cesspit

Sydney Cesspit & Whobbly Nesbit were two of a kind off the very same vine 
Sydney though had two left feet and Whobbly was all thumbs
But they were not a couple of bums
beating their drums over the top of their ho hums and shouting out at the top of their lungs about having two left feet and being all thumbs.

But the story is not all sad nor is it all bad because the two lads became a major side show attraction at the circus .

Which also just happens to be the next word  

circus.

Circus clowns steel the show
but no one sees them cry
you've heard that song
of long ago,tear's of a clown
the lions roar,the people watch
silence all around,then into the
arena comes the clowns
the people they do cheer
but after the show,no one will know
as they enter their caravans
that when the make up is removed
the tears of a clown do flow.
 

pony

Tantaliser to tempt
To raise your desire
To torture, to tease
To almost flames of fire.

You writhe, you burn
She smiles with glee
A temptress who takes your soul
And takes your seed.

Next word...Extinguish

Extinquish those  flames that engulf ones soul
for that which is of the forbidden apple
doth hide a curse for all man kind
the age of innocence if apple bitten would release
untold misery that will haunt all of the land
the garden of edens gates closed for ever
repent all yee sinners,save that which is eternal
  

Door step

Door step hides beneith the opening to the jet
it's no stairway to heaven that you may regret
a ticket you can buy though you could be in debt
to whom you may wonder no-one you have met
but the grim reeper knows how to play those odds on the bet you placed on that jet twas a flight risk you indebted yerself to a fast ride to beat it -to beat the clock- to mock the flock- to catch the crow- but never did you figure what the crow leaves behind ,

that would be splat bird do do on yer door step.
as it comes crashing down enept
down it pours at high speed destined to crash on the door step
destined to crash on the door step

Slpat,there it is on the door step -you may bet it is wise to think twice befer you board the the jet leaving the step behind and the grim warning the crow left yer .

When you say oh sh-t do you think about the crow ?

Cronies

The crow an I are cronies
drawn together by a common tree
he above,me belowe
he calls for chicken bits and bread
the threat of lead is but a ploy
to stop him sh.ting on my door
through hot summers days
his bath was topped,clean
cool refreshing water I gave
were he decides to dunk his
bread,the other birds that
used this bath,if they were hawks
would show their wrath,but the
biggest one is but a dove
so with bread floating in their bath
they just got to accept an love. 

Hotdogs.

Hotdogs served at a fete
are better than served on a plate
mustard, fried onions and ketchup
turns you into a mucky pup!

Greasy gooey mess on your fingers
guaranteed ketchup down your shirt
onion breath that lingers
bang goes the chance of a flirt!

But we don't care
we love our hotdogs
let people stare
when we go back to see
if the hotdog van is still there.



Next word.....water hog

water Hog was the cry
of the man on a bike
splashed by a passing car
as it sped through a large
puddle in the road forcing
the man on a bike into
the roadside Hedge
and as the car sped from
the scean the bike rider
heard the reply Hedge HOG.
    

 Iron rod .

breaking

Breaking Glass is what I heard
as through the window came
a bird,it did not  see this window
had glass,which would not let
this poor bird pass
now it lay upon the floor
and it will not fly no more
here it lay but its not forgotten
because its sence of direction
was rearly rotten. 

 catnip

cat got a nip and the man got the snip...

   OOOWW That hurt,but you forgot to leave a word for the  next poster Misty

 OK it looks like Misty has gone else were and not left a word to follow on so taken from her last word we will start again.

Snip. 

To snip or not to snip, that is the question
ask a woman, should it be at the top
or further down, that to is the question
should there be pain for no gain
or tears for a loss that meant so much
that which was long is now but short
mans fate is within her hands. 


Doubt

 Snout,the pig or the cig
snout of a pig sniffs every thing out
but a snout of a cig a deep breath
you breath in,held for a second then out
if your skilled with your snout
smoke rings blow out
but in Yorkshire snout means some thing else
when talking you see,they say
there snout more queer as folk
  

Wilber 

Wilbur was a lonely soul
Everyone ignored him
When he missed a goal
and broke a limb.

Arm in plaster
No-one signed
Decision made faster
From football he resigned.

To his mates that be
He made a vow it seemed

....Never again would he
Play in a girls football team!

Next word...Public toilet 

 public toilets grand design's
all lined up like  on parade
zip down 2.3.let it out 2.3
shake about 2.3 put it back 2.3
zip up 2.3 look left, look right
don't put hand on hip and walk out
in for a penny in for a pound
if any one smiles at you
don't look around  

KNICKERS

Throw knickers in the air
Tom Jones is in town
Gyrating all sexy on the stage
Then the knickers come on down.

Lacey knickers
Knickers of all sizes
Then one is thrown full of surprises
Who the hell threw the baggy bloomers?

Next word....Sugar Puff

Oh the sugar puff fairy is going to town  
a going to town,yeah the sugar puff fairy
is a going to town so you better wear
clean knickers cos he be pulling them down
pulling them down,oh the sugar puff fairy
be going to town so make sure your all
washed and pretty   
now clean your shoes and iron those troos
and make sure your shirt is not dirty
cos the sugar puff fairy is going to town
and he doesn't like it if he is durty.  
 

chicken leg