Rhyme The Words

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Twinkle 

 Men, we are men, the stronger beefier
let us stand with heads held high
let our chest puff out and our muscles ripple
stand straight and true, look to the sky
stand tall and  true, for  we are men, yes men
then let the ladies through, admire the view
let them chatter and giggle and run their
soft hands over our manly muscles
as the ladies decide which man to take
then decide this mans fate, all  the beef
and muscle is futile,cos what she decides
is what he will do, and for him then he is
only her slave, he will bend to her demand
on only her command, so now just who
is the stronger.   

what a whopper 

 
Like a Wombat trying to play a Didgeridoo
suck it blow it what do you do
The old Aborigine Guy looks on amazed
the wombat asks how its played
Aborigine Guy picks up Didgeridoo
with one directed swipe the wombat
he clouts, its wombat pot roast tonight. 

 

Queen

Freddy Mercury the queen of Queen
Leather outfits, leather thong
His performances had to be seen

and boy! couldn't he belt out a song?!

Legendary songs never forgotten
Freddy still singing 'Another One Bites The Dust'
From the Gates of Heaven
Singing along is a must.

To Freddy his fans stay true
Freddy we will, we will rock you. 


Next word...Brighton Rock

Brighton rock on Brighton pier
lick it till it disappears
sit and watch the world go by
see the to and fro of tide
watch as seagull flying high
spots a target, some old guys eye 

 

carrots

carrots cabbage corn and cucumbers
big pot little spoon all that cooking in the lagoon
but soon the spoon is robbed by a goon
because the pot was boiling to the wrong tune
mercury mars juiper pluto
dust pan handle big dipper little zipper
door knob hosts the finnal exit
opening in wndow begs for transit
the show must move on because it was too far gone.
too cool too much too far gone
and so it is time to move along.
another one bites the dust
ain't it a bust

next word

lazer

lazers  Antonio Bay club
shake it around like all should
night time groovers  rent the air
all the locals just sit and stare
when things go quite and doors shut
dawns sun creeps on horizon
seas calm the beach is warm
no one sees the approaching storm
dark clouds on the horizon gather
time of the thunder bolt cometh
await the night for those that
have the will for fun times anew.
 

Ferryman 

shipman came the cry
from unseen men in the  fog
sea fog came so fast upon them
as they drifted in their fishing boat
shipman again the cry
oh lord I don't want to die
then it came looming from the mist
a giant of a ship a cargo ship
there a man with a megaphone calling
shipman we  got no brakes
they looked in despair and crossed
their hearts, oh lord we are going to die
just then they  had a bite on a rod
a mighty marlin it be
which pulled the tiny fishing boat free
thus saving the fishermen folk
as mighty ship sailed past the fishermen
they gave a finger salute, then reeled
in the mighty Marlin, released him
and gave him a salute.  

Kebab and chips

  (kebab a melody wind chime  ) eeerr ok  


A kebab melody wind chime
is not one you would hang
from a tree  
you would buy it,
then eat it,
then wait a while you will see
then come the night
the chime's kind of seep out
and good lord the smell
is for free
  

 OOPS Sorry forgot to leave a word


Donkey ear's

 

I knew a Arab who had a donkey

Who was nearly eighty

Many a day he wasn’t easy to control

Hence the Arab cursed and called him a mongrel

 

On hearing this the donkey did sneer

Nothing worse

Than making a donkey feel like a donkeys ear

It was then he decided to do all in reverse

 

Abdi the Arab commanded to go forward

The donkey stood there grazing as if he hadn’t heard

This made Abdi scream as he was flustered
The donkey belched his favourite word……nerd
 
Nerd

There was this bird on the shoulder of a nerd
The nerds bird was dropping it's turds in little curds
everyone heard about the nerds bird turds 
But the judge most of all found the nerd and the bird
along with all that turd completely absurd and he
ordered the nerd to kill that bird than clean up all that turd 
But that bird was insured by proclamation insisted upon
by documentation that the nerd is the turd and it is
 he who shall be seen cleaning the turdless birds droppings that are products of the nerds herd . 
Absurd said the nerd I would much rather kill that bird before it drops one more turd or any turd curds . 

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fetish

English fish and chip's, fish caught from Icelandic water's
chips made from spud's grown in Israel and else were
pealed and cut into chip sized fingers by blades made in china
deep fried in oil made from olives grown in the Med
in chip pan's from china/Korea 
the great English fish and chip's
eaten in England by all Nationalities while the English
all tuck into Tikka masala or Vindaloo
I wonder if even the Scot's put chilli in Hagis now
to warm the kilt on a  cold winters night
washed down with a dram of the good stuff.  

Christmas fairy.<<<<<<

The Christmas fairy of london town
Twas said was Cameron the bloody clown
With his evil eyes and snidely smile
Every 5 minutes a different hair style
Will the next election be his let down
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 la torie skunk

la torie skunk, a colourful rouge dressed in blue
sure to raise a stink were ever he goe's
men and women toil and oil the cog's
then in he come's aroma joe  the blue commando
la skunk dose what he does best
the stink hits the fan,cobwebs grow,the oil can
redundant lay's on the floor,becouse  all the men
and women have been kicked out the door
a phone ring's from a caller so far,with an Asian voice
a blue call centre joe. and all the job centre's the que's
they do grow,and even invalids they got no rights you know. 


CHRISTMAS Turkey

Apple crumble sweet smell of Heaven
a taste that was a gift from above
made from the forbidden fruit
knowledge never tasted so good
 

 oops sorry

Candy ally <<<<<<<

Candy ally is a place where an old sod by the name of Raceway Cally and his sister Sally who married a rodeo bull rider named McNally liked to dilly dally along
singing sad songs seeking to find hidden door bells that go ding dong for far
too long .
But the prize find they's always look'en fer is the grand old gong fer which
to complete the sweet song titled Raceway Cally & sister Sally's song with McNally in
the forbidden velvet valley's candy ally.
 

Mountain high

  Mountain High river low
Hawk eye needs an arrow for his bow
the Tribal Chief looks on in awe
Hawkeye missed the target he fired four
and he cannot even say its because its dark
if he don't improve he will miss the hunt
and to the rest of the tribe he will feel a ........ 
oh is that the time must go.  


legs <<<<<<<