Rhyme The Words

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Twinkle 

Oooh! I forgot to put a new word! 

You choose a new one Stumpy

LG tomorrow,  im too tired  

 Tomorrow im to tired.   

Tomorrow my love im to tired
i'll do it tomorrow i promice you
those words echoed in the ears
of his beloved,as she gazed out
of the window at the state of
the garden,the gate she could
hardly see for the state of the
hedge,she turned towards her
idle Husband and glared at him
he new he was in for it,so reluctantly
he went to the shed to retrive
the rusting Hedge cutters.  


camels

  Stumpy the word is Camel matey,you got to make some thing up that goes with the last word given,the word is


Camel   write your peice then leave a word for the next poster

Camel rides are bumpy
it's no wonder they're always humpy!
and if you approach them from the side
they turn around and spit in your eye  

Maybe they're always grumpy
because they smell
not too healthy
but introduce a female...
then it's soon rumpy pumpy!

Next word....Aromatic 

Aromatic smells from the kitchen
drift and perfume the air
passing people sniff the air
ahr curry is on the menu
workmen digging roads
stop and sniff the air
drooling mouths and pleading eyes
rumbles come from their bellys
still an hour till work is done
and they can hot foot home
hopeing beoned hope that curry
is there to greet their home coming
some for disapointmeant,salad
a crispy load of weeds dont meet
a hard working mans needs.  

combine <<<<<<<<

Combine harvester a farmers joy
Reaps the wheat when deployed
Just remember it's not a toy
Not a machine for a little boy.

Don't be in it's path
When in motion
And do not laugh
In such convulsion.

Farmer Giles will tell ye
"no fingers or thumbs
and scars on me bum...
all because I took a quick pee,
eee by gum!!"


Next word...Tripping

Tripping and tumbleing through
the long grass,johnny chassed Sally
finaly coming to rest amoungst the
blue bells that carppeted the woodland
floor next to the field they had just
chassed each other across
panting they looked at each other
laughed,then Sally gave johnny a kiss
then ran like the wind along tree
clad paths with johnny in persuit
childhood antics rememberd.  


Airport <<<<<<<<

Airport security is very tough
Scanners, sniffer dogs to catch you out
Opened suitcases rifling through your drawers
Suitcase lining checked for flaws.

Once checked in
You quitely grin
You hid the gin
In the airport bin!   

Next word....Runway

Runway disapearing lifting to the skys
metal bird with faces looking
climbing through the cloud
see glass glinting of houses as you pass
tiny ships like corks upon the sea
fly from rain and cold,an hour or two
to palme trees in the sun
to dip your toe in clear blue/green seas
sip sangria with lotts of ice.   


sandcastles<<<<<<<<

Sandcastles stand tall and proud
A work of art by daddy and child,
All that's needed is a paper boat
To float on the sandcastle moat.

The tide slowly comes in
the fate of the sandcastle
about to begin.

Perfect little castle made of sand
begins to crumble by the sea's hand.

The child's joy turns to tears
but daddy smiles and calms her fears

"tomorrow is a new day
 so no more tears
 your next sandcastle forever will stay".

Next word.......Bucket 

Bucket and luck it running past Nantucket in the summers breeze geezz Louise growing peas beside the trees singing tunes amongst sand dunes waiting for granny who chassing the tranny looking for ducks short on bucks watching the trucks rolling down the road running over toads with such a big load already sold catching a fever gee wizz ther's bever building a dam over the top of sands with his bucket heading twords Nantuckett trees and peas what a treat whisteling a tune diging the beat over the hill and through the woods little red riding hood -ah, next word


Revolting !

Revolting people
Too lazy to clean up their filth
Dirty sheets, dirty clothes
Their odour offends your nose.

But are they revolting?
They may need help
They could be ill and deteriorating
So we shouldn't judge.

Next word.......Cheerful 

Cheerful bird song amoung the trees
gental breeze on Hot summers day
shelter under drooping branch
shaded from the heat
children playing on the grass
look the icecream van has come at last
ice cornetto with nuts please
lick the drips befor they hit your knees
think i'll have a nother please.  


Oaktree  <<<<<<<<

Oh oak tree, oh oak tree
How wise you can be
Please share your wisdom
Just with me.

Oh oak tree, oh oak tree
Please whisper to me
Is the Beaver drunk
And about to pee on your trunk?   

Next word....Esculator 

  
Esculator rideing up and down
silly old fart playing a round
surcurity guard with watchfull eye
waves a finger,be off your bard
stiff with a finger the old git replys
then legs quick befor he dies   


eventful<<<<<<<<<

Eventful life I have had
Various experiences all throughout
There's only one left
Which makes me sad
Every Saturday there's
Tears aplenty
Because I didn't win..

The flaming LOTTERY!!!!   

Next word.....Revolver

Monkey,Monkey,why such a frown
sitting up High looking down
you got your Narners,and your Nuts
so why such sorrowful woful looks
this morning you were swing
in those trees,did you hurt your hairy knees
you cannoodled up for tree top love
all the troop were giving you whoops
did you get those sudden droops
either that or you got the fleas
or was that she Monkey just a tease  

cockroach Ronney <<<<<<<

Cockroach Ronny
Thinks he's funny
Dark and damp places he does hide
Night-time he then comes outside.

Scouring for food crumbs here and there
Leaving droppings everywhere
No-one likes Cockroach Ronny
and his mates
And call in the man who fumigates.

But sometimes Cockroach Ronny
Is very clever
He lives to tell the tale 
And makes another family with a new gal! 

Next word....Knickerbocker Glory 

Knicherbocker Glory,was a Gal called Mary
she chased all the lads,god that was scarey
dont get caught was the lads war cry
if she gets yer,you just might die
taking Ginsin proved no good
nights down the Gym even proved no good
her stamina was that of the S.A.S.
the lads carried a cyinide pill just in case
she mauld those poor lads,she showed
no remorse,she never found a lad who
could go the course,
now here she lay,at her final rest
at the end of a row of lads who faild her test.

  

whichcraft <<<<<<<

 ^^^^ Witchcraft.

This could be fun  

Dipstick John
Is a lot of fun
His smile shines like the sun
His wallet holds a big ton.

But in the Dog and Duck
And it's his round
Before lightening has struck
The Beaver is nowhere found