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Twinkle 

Deflated love doll how now brown cow inflated pow pow
super sized faul trowl creating walkway for curious owl
field players toss in the towel
english students chassing vowels
deep within the body of bowels
making wolf like howels
deflated love doll how now brow cow
field player toss in their towels
english students chassing vowels
making wolf sounds like howels.

dirty dancing

             


Dirty Dancing full on prance unaware social dance
letting all swing free, will kind of put one
off their Tea, reminded of a sausage roll
a Donut serenade for two you see, please close your eye's
and fantasise I think in a veg contest he would win first prize.  


Goffer smile  

Goffer smile tilting tiles tiny reptiles nasty piles of vile 
telephones dial rotating denial spectacular trials running on for miles
shelving files with very much style 
  

  

Rolling stone

Rolling Stone's they say gather no moss
but for aging rockers they get no rest
wrinkle cream tries to do its best
but waves white flag I knew it could not last
at least they did not sign on the dole
cos of their love of rock and roll    


Painted Black     

Painted black coated with shellac
held up on it's back by a black and white cat
low and behold come from out of a crack
came a nasty little thing called that dirty rat
time it is now to set a trap
befer that rat slips under a hat
or even worse under a matt
in her rocking chair grandma sat
squealing in fear because of that rat
that dirty little thing is totally unsat.


Unsatisfactory introductions

Unsatisfactory introductions failings of
internet dating you see
for one theres  another or so they say
but for that to happen attraction must happen
flirtations the name of the game
flutter those eyes and give great big smiles
hold hands well not on first dates
look into their eyes, and see what you see
if you see is not what your looking for
then its back to square one, so your not
signing on, to an unsatisfactory introduction
dating site good night.    


Masonic Blues   

Masonic blues brought on by machinery screws
that mysteriously loosen in two by twos
something terrible happens you'll see in the evening news
interupting yer date with a bottle of booze
as yer try to relax maybe catch a little snooze
those screws that news two by twos who's shoes
if any of this is true who's gonna lose 
  

Tractor trailer pick-up

Tractor trailer pickup the farmers bint machines
they chase the village talent in these
for a leg trembler under the tree's
some romp in Hay stacks all night long
then in the morning with bird song
they put their Welles on and climb upon
parked tractor, she dose lay upon the hay
but he has got tatters to plant today
so climb aboard fair lady and to the
village we go, he will drop her of then
he be off got work to do today.      



Cockles and Mussels       

cockles and mussels hussels and bussels chocolate truffels
this is the stuff of dream machine cuisine
and nightmare'ish episodes sitting on the latrine
time and again it does cause a scene
never again you will return where you've been
oh what a sin you say with grin
maybe top it all off with a taste of gin.


Mountian high sink hole below

 Mountain High sink hole below old workings
high in hills, looking for black gold Texas Tea
Nodding donkey nodded its last
now redundant sitting on its  ass
campers now use them holes, camp site dump holes
if pressure builds from all that gass
black Texas Tea will blast and paint their ass    



last square on the roll    

Last square on a roll is a circle at the center of the chair
it is a circle within a circular square you can sit in if you dare
the circular square looks like a pair of two different things 
in the same thing but one thing is for sure there is no cure
fer what you'll catch should you dare to sit in that chair
which is the seating for the last square on a roll with it's toll
and the price you'll pay with no delay will leave you to say
hay way clay day mae jay ray pay tray vay shay sway hee haaa  



sincere sensations

 Sincere sensations a feeling of elation
like ones first love victory after endless cancelations
that feeling of love the emotional over load
that triggers emotional sensations over all generations
that lead to impregnations add new ones to Nations
increase world populations of all our Nations
   


Cut out cardboard warrior   

Cut out cupboard warrior was the kitchen storier
who's kitchen tales long winded with sails
made time seem to run at a pace with the snales
only if you had no mind for datails
without them you know yer out on the rail
or perhaps even carted off to jail
or maybe even swallowed up by a whale
or knocked out by gale winds and hail
later to pick back up on the trail
come to find out the story's been veiled
all because you forgot to get the mail


Rowdy Red Rooster McCaw

Rowdy red Rooster McCaw he will crow no more
sitting on the Fence looking at the Hens
all laying eggs for Humans for their Teas
wondering how it would be for a Rooster
to let an egg free, off he went an egg to impregnate
up his jacksey   it went, with  Tears in his eyes
gave the Farmer a supprise, for when he crowed
at 5 his ass came alive like a cannon it blew
killed the sheep dog old drew who was asleep on
his masters knee, the Farmer withdrew found his
shot gun and blew away old McCaw who will now lay eggs
no  more.      


I Just don't care   

I just don't care said the squatting bear
all the other bears laughed, you should find chair
I don't need no chair said squatting bear
and even if there were one I just don't care
we don't care if you squat there
said all the other bears.
you can squat until you rot for all we care
I can squat around the clock ain't that shock ?
Might shock the clock but it's you who we mock
and we'll laugh around the clock
until the clock finally stops.
I just don't care said the squatting bear
it just ain't fair I do declare

Descending Desperate Desperado's

Descending desperate desperados bemoaning their fates
all that they wish for gone up in smoke
all the hate the agony worry still boiling away
till one day an acknowledged sun beam break through
until then wander the dark, stay in the shadows  
till you see the light.    



sound barrier    

Sound barrier is the altimate carrier of the shammoosetikolf ram charger
which is somewhat larger than the average charger 
at the speed of light in all it;s might and sounds of roar in it's mighty galor
as it travels the shore on a path to restore all the more at your door
the shammoosetikolf ram charger is the altimate carrier of the sound barrier


sounds of slience

Sounds of Silence, Simon & Garfunkel
song from the past still favoured now
reflect a troubled and noisy world  
a gift of Silence people crave
to contemplate our tomorrows
peace to meditate
The sound of Silence.

   

Blue ribbons

Blue ribbons and gold medailions are the trade mark of Drew McGibbbons
Drew McGibbions blue ribbons were won to him by his true fibbions
he were a fibber he were he told tall tales mountian high in the sky
he'd make yer believe pie in the sky came into a say'en
because he talked them pies out of stay'en 
so off those pies flew on old Drew but who knew ?
Pie in the sky and tales mountian high 
That's ol'e Drew McGibbons who's won blue ribbons 
and gold madailions for Drew who's a stallion


Jaber monkeys funky monkeys & the monkey's uncle

 
Jaber monkeys funky monkeys & the monkey's uncle   
jabber a refuguee from star war's beamed up
to funky monkey's space ship orbiting high above
then at many time's light speed zipped away
to a deep space Banana republic where funky monkey
had a monkey's Uncle who played on the Dark side
he also had a light side but all ways ended up on his
Backside owing to his passion of doing the Rumba    


Mary Malone and her cockles Barrow   

Mary Malone and her cockles barrow
she were filled with sorrow
until tomorrow
by then she will howl 
like an owl 
holding a dowel
pronouncing vowels
tossing towels
which is foul


Ruby red radish relish

Ruby red radish relish    nice and hot
a matter of taste to the tong
some to adore some to deplore
some to spit it on the floor
love it loath it don't ignore
if you don't like it go out that door.   


fried ice-cream     

Fried ice cream wither spooned open ended dream
seemed interesting at first came out for the worst
didn't quench the thirst was just about to burst
frozen pie in yer eye
never eat with stinky feet

Whispering willow under yer pillow

Whispering willow under yer pillow im told good for Heads
for Heads with tolling Bells within
a little willow dose a Headache in
tastes vile but dose the trick
better than butting head on brick      


The Nagging House wife