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Twinkle 

Green mists in the lavatory is a avid readers sad story
yer must insist the mist decists or if it don't or who done it won't
than the smell is there fer yer to bare 
because by than it's too late fer yer to escape
and yer can't toss the oder over yer shoulder
but yer can turn around like a clown 
than make yerself laugh at all the gas 
after that give out a shout than let it all out
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Year of the deer

Year of the deer a stag nights dilemma
rutting for the doe one cut from the Herd
stag's night to be absurd, let rip the boy
become the man lead you doe into your clan
keep the grass as clean as you can      


Masonic lodge   ^

Masonic lodge is a place filled with hodgepodge
it is a building that is very well camouflaged
it is indeed odd but sometimes mod old sods 
run around with ipods hooting out spit wads
It's front view is impressive but just a facade
there is even a pond for all the old frogs
and old timers scampering around in their clogs
all of them are you know demagogues
  


McDonalds Golden Arches  

 MacDonald's  Golden Arches  invites you in
to par take of the crap they cook within
they gladly take your pound and give a bag
of Cholesterol, to fur up your Heart from within
as one takes a bite alarm bells ring out
when your gasping for breath and pass out    


The owl and the pussy cat   

The owl and the pussy cat were at the same time shadowing the rat
the pussy cat said to owl I want that rat 
and i have already set the trap
the owl cried fowl than scowled 
I'll not toss in the towel cat on that rat
but that rat saw that cat long before the cat saw the rat
so the rat slipped under a hat then down into a mouse hole
and that took a toll on the cat who slipped under the hat
giving chase to that rat.
The owl again cried fowl and the cat in the hat said 
green eggs and ham.

The Grinchs revenge

 The Grinch's revenge was a two fold plan
allowing him time to wallow on the dump heap
with compost and slurry he poured it into the drains
were it lay until it rained, unable to flow it quickly
overflowed and then the Grinch was not the only
one with a stink, oh happy Grinch was as he sat
there and watched, as the mayor and  his crew
all went pooo     


iv got chilli nuts   

Iv got chilli nuts stored in me humble hut
what sits on top of a dragons gut
guarded by me little mutt
what tends to me chilli nuts 
as dragon fires them nuts all up
hot as can be them chilli nuts is but
taste one than for sure you will see
that entering into me humble hut is no place fer you to be.

The tale of the seven sand storms

 The tale of the seven sand storms
a little like the dance of the seven veils
a little naughty a little erotic
on a warm dessert night under the palms
the camels they are a snoozing
the sultan has love in his eyes
but one thing in the dessert stays the same
the sand not only  gets in your eyes.      



The prunes are working    

The prunes are working on the seventh moon 
in tune with the triangular lagon 
this happens only in June 
that comes around a bit too soon
because the luny goons are are still clutching their spoons
but the boone hooners are on the way bringing on the monsoones
and thats a very different tune.

rockitivity stage fright

The rockitivity stage fright a blast towards the moon
as wolves howl they see it to
and whimper away stage fright you might say
the song of the wilderness fades away
maybe to howl another day.   

Iron Man   

iron man had a plan that came to him in the flash of a pan
and he had a friend by the name of Sam who called himself Dan the man
but Dan the man was really simple Sam who ran a scam with Iron man 
Iron man and simple Sam went down the road in a turquoise van
down the road off to the side was a hitchiker by the name of Stan
simple sam said to Iron man look at that jerk carrying a ham
we'll rob that ham and cook it with me over head cam said iron man
hell ya said simple Sam that's a good flim flam
roll over rover let iron man take over and so they pulled over 
ran over a four leaf clover and just about got Stan and his ham
boy are you lucky said simple Sam ,who are you anyway ?
Why I'm Stan the man with the ham and the third party in yer scam  
So off they went in the turquoise van
Iron man simple Sam and Stan with the ham

Sunday drivers

 Sunday drivers those lazy day dreamers
the half dreamers that cruise the High ways
and by ways forever slowing down
the tortoise a long way up front doing stunts
showing of their painted E.Type shells
doing 10 feet to a lettuce leaf mind blowing
the wind whistles through their shells
the day is hot stop for an ice cream
time again for Sunday drivers to day dream.  


The mighty Quinn   

The mighty Quinn who's dog he named Rin Tin Tin
traveled down under the equator looking for the great fin
the great fin was a shark that got lost in the dark 
so the mighty Quinn set out with his dog rin tin tin
to find that fin and made up a motto 
sin or swim and find that fin with a grin for the win
the found that fin than gave it a trim.


Finless dark shark

 Finless dark shark hides in a corner
of the deep blue, hauled from the depths
by slitty eyed gits who sliced of his limbs
then slung him back in to face a long
drawn out death, those same slitty eyed gits
with fin filled ships sell their ill gotten prizes
for blood cold cash and they don't give a dash
and those fins they end up in a soup.   


echo warrior     

Echo warrior vanished in the haze of the caves
and became ingrained like a maze or a wave
the warriors echos travel in waves through those caves
scaring explorers all the way to their graves
it's not a ghost nor is it your host
it is something to ponder over your morning toast
get up and running and lets be clear
because the echo warrior fancies your fears.

Ghost town

 Ghost town like chat site pages deserted
Deserted by the living flesh of Man or Woman
for that matter by Beast to
a lonely place frequented by the few with nerve enough
dust storms the norm, whipping up loose brush
blowing hard in the winds of time and space
is it the effects of the chem trails that aircraft leave
trailing high above, streaks of pollutants pollute the air
killing and laying waste below, was Mars
that far off planet of red, the result of this a long time ago
are we so far advanced as to do it again, bring a death
and destruction to end the Human race.  


Magnification    

Magnifiaction of the desert rain drop is quite the sensation
in fact it's an invitation to a rainy day vacation
the desert heat as you know is a difficult thing to defeat
but through intense magnification the rain drop becomes  a sensation
a place for migration ,insinuation it's the one right station
imagine how a magnified rain drop would seem like under the microscope
to the naked eye in the middle of the desert on a very hot day 
wouldn't it seem like just the place to play ?   


Silly sandbox

 silly sandbox a play area in the right place
shifting crumbling clifts tumble into sea's
rolled and taken endless ride of adventure
movement, perpetual movements of planet earth  
current drift place selected sand bank formed
time of the green as plant life takes a hold
binding once again land,creeping fingers formed.    


Snowdon chronicles   

Snowden chronicles ships with barnacles
housing farticles becoming particles
changing tides in lenghts and strides
nowhere to hide or even confide
Geenland here Greenwald there 
much there is for those who bare
high flying spying there's no denying
pillers of truth leave some crying
it's nothing new and that you knew
whats new to you is that turning screw
on those that doubt the truth is out
it's nothing new that turning screw
it's here it's there it's everywhere
for those who notice should you dare. 

Freebird mountian high

Freebird Mountain High, a school for young ladies
a little like that fabled ladies academy
the chicken ranch of Texas
were women are women and men are grateful
and a calme exists between the two
except for a brief period end of month
when daggers are drawn and shot guns loaded
  

Corn on the cob  

Corn on the cob is a favoriate of mayor Rob the big fat slob
he feeds the mob with tons of corn of corn the cob but they sob
because Rob the slob is a corn cob hog who bogs the mob with his fog
he' a bad dog he is and a sad frog who sits on top of a log
that mayor Rob should be flogged for being such a hog dog
corn on the cob slob ,

chase man hatter

 Chase man hatter what ever a man hatter is
maybe a kind of Alice in Wonderland Mad hatter
don't be late for Tea, not that cat pee that all
other than an approved English man partake's
an art perfecting the brew not many can do
pluming for instant coffee many do
man hatter over to you with your size 10 shoe's.

IM LATE, IM LATE FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE.    



The Ace of Spades   

The ace of spades in all the trades
the butcher the baker and the candle stick maker
he's a shaker,he's a faker he's a swindling taker
horse meat phoney treats all the stuff of stinky feet
he'll try to lie he'll make you cry 
it's sad to see his extravagant fees 
he should be hanging from a tree


Paper clips and fax machines

 Paper clips and fax Machines seen in dream's
office worker's tools of mean's
Photostatting staff girls bum's
faxing them over sea's
Chinese worker's seeing these send order's
along with send more pic's please
  


Deflated love doll