Rhyme The Words

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Twinkle 

Brian,Brian two times try'en always cry'en and defy'en
could not stop the pan from fry'en
flappy birds is always fly'en
constalellation named orion
lost civilization known as myans
supermarkets too much buy'en
too many people are always lie'en
hee haw howdy duty no time left fer tooty fruity

Little Richard

Little Richard hand in hand with Lucile
skips daintily across the lawn
love and Kisses till the dawn
when dew drops cool them down


The green mile     

The green mile is a walking trial that might make yer smile
if yer pile on in denial whlie you move along in style
if you don't you can reconcile
to renogoiciate yer trial style as you smile in denial
but your denial must be contained in a vial

  


Ocean front motorway

 jack and nory is a different story
jack was all right but nory wasn't ordinary
jill was upset as jack was her pet
and nory  told him some wild story,s
who to believe in these carry on's
as venom's unleashed and no antidote
what the Hell not worth the energy
drive's them mad when you show tenacity   

Caver's Gold   

Black Beard also known as Old Ron the sandwich maker
who sported a most brilliant white long flowing Beard
one day while experimenting with his rolls
accidently mixed black gun powder into the doe mix
which did not go down well with baking
the resulting product would for ever make him known
as Black Beard not the pirate,but the black roll maker
of old London Town.   


The Roman pee pot   

 What a load of Cobblers was the cry
as Shakespeare did one of his plays
went down like a lead Balloon in the day
had to snuff it gather dust for a hit it must
have been a riot when his plays began to pay
now all actors are of the Shakespearian forte
alas poor Yorick  you had your day
now your Head is a star of a play
would you compare me to a summer day
a line often used on Girls love to sway
get thee gone your not the one
for sooth yee not have thay way
for this prize is saved for another day.  


The Kings arm's  

The kings arm the darn barn on the kings farm
kitty cats and maidens spinning yarn with charm
wind mills and motor cycles will do yer no harm
not on the kings farm but that barn than darn old barn
it's no charm on the kings farm
it's a wreack with a falling apart deck
it needs to be painted because it's so fainted
it;s fall'en down an eye sore to the town
the mayors outraged and wants an audience on the kings stage
but it's a wreack just like the deck aside from that they mayor's regret
would be standing on the kings stage taking a pee.
would he really want to be the one to pee and wouldn't that
be something to see ?

The Last Curtin Call

As that song says sweet sugar dumpling
let me tell yer some thing
its not as though your so big and fat
don't believe im afraid of  that
don't let the big fool you
      
yep those dumplings are not just
pieces bobbing about in stews
they put the squeeze into cuddles
and the heat beneath the sheet.    


Crab sticks  

Crab sticks the dog licks ice cream flavors take yer pick
dolphins swimming in the sky dropping do do in yer eyes
lobsters laughing red snappers clapping tunas dancing walrus prancing
snales romancing whales inhancing
micky mouse ran in the house donald duck busted his gut
tiny tim calls that a sin porky pig extends a grin


Odd day at the fish market

What an odd day at the fish market today
Captain Bird's eye dropped of some crab
then sailed away, he took with him his cod
said he had words with God
who told him to sail away and give it away
to those who are Hungary poor sods. 
    

flush it away   

Flush it away you say this day eating yer lunch on a tray?
All the while keeping the truth at bay like horses eat hay
You know it all goes to the same place
and eventually it all goes to waste
Sometimes you say this is horse sh-t- but is it every bit ?

Fertilizer fer grass hoppers

 Fertilizer for grass hoppers put the nutrients back
invigorate and green up the grass give cows
a fat ass,make lamb nice and lean fit for a Queen
a casserole  to dream about then later to squeeze out
more nutrients to grow the grass which will come out
another ass,inturn to make Fertilizer for a grass hopper
in time the world turns from grass to ass from ass to grass
Natures dream Machine the grass to ass rottivator   


No Nuts Squirrel   

No nuts squirrel watch it twirl
the squirrel is girl who gives nuts a hurl
give it a whirle says the squirrel yer nuts
will twirl and hurl and thats nutters
back to back humps to bumps nutters are butters

Is it asinine

 Is it asinine or is it asineight 
or asinine without that last wine
is more than asineight to date
but whiskey and wine
as your about to dine
as ineight then becomes
asinine  Begorra    


shindig Tommy blue   

Shindig Tommy blue worked for you know who
out on an oil rigg ol'e shindig did the old fool
It wasn't so cool for the old fool sitt'en on stool
Old shindig Tomme blue sitt'en on the oil rigg without tools
just a fool he were an uncool old fool eat'en grule
like an old nasty stubborn mule
but you know better he than me yer might say
and that's ok every day better the old fool stay


The price of petro

 The price of petro makes one scream
a nightmare for many, some go scranny
fill up at the pump empty wallet at the till
wish mine was electric finger to the A.Rabs 
let their camels get four star
while I charge my car, windmill generator
foot on accelerator quietly burn that road
frighten some grannies, creep silently uphill
free run down hill on to the charging plug
power cut no good, stand at the bus stop again.    

Bean power    

Bean power London tower grapes that sour seeds that flower
tis the hour of eddie bower does he cower or empower
hard to say on this day but that's ok it's time to play
laughing on a one horse sleigh eating donuts off a tray
keeping time with all the rhyme London's tower's bells do chime
Keeping watch on chicken pox and all the things that stops the clocks.



Time out rhyme in

Time out Rhyme in hear those pussies sing
all sitting on the milk factory wall
time in clock in cats in Rhyming meowing  sing 
cover ears to the din, early morning boots fly in
night shift workers living close by
from bed room window those boots fly
I.2.3.pussies in a row clobbed by boots
heal and toe.       



kiss the frog   

Kiss the frog sitting on a log 
walk the dog in the midnight fog
save the hog from all the smog
free the clog drink egg nogg
ask a snog where is the bogg
than catch a snake before it's too late
if that don't work find a date


Strawberry fields on blueberry mountian

 Strawberry fields on Blue Berry Mountain
see those red Berry's grow
large juicy and fat, i'll have that cream
F.... the cat     
pour it slowly then dig in
a succulent meal, fit for a King
    

A floater in the pool   

A floater in the pool is not so very cool
but a mule sitting on a stool is a cool mule
beating that mule as you know is crule
and only a fool would beat a mule
you can find a lot of fools with tools
and you can even find floaters in yer fule
and once in while in yer gruel
not worth a duel even over a very cool mule

Jackass county country club