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The one legged matchbook seller
was thought to be a sewer dweller
but the truth be know he were sir robbin mckeller
a genuine good feller and oh wow was he ever a yeller
and quite the teller he were they said he were sweller
swell it was to yell like hell straight as an arrow like william tell
The one legged matchbook seller
he'd get ya all fired up but he were quite the feller
yes sir robbin mckeller the one legged matchbook seller he were a yeller
but he were quite the feller.

Sam McGoon wrote a tune

Sam McGoon wrote a tune
It came to him whilst looking at a prune
A funny sort of melody
About a carefree busty girl called philly
And he could never sing it romantically
 
Pickled onions

Pickled onions are a favorite of the fabled Paul Bunion
you wouldn't want to have a run in with Bunion
cause you might end up in his dungeon
and if you do you will have no clue about what to do
or who to sue or even where to find yer shoe
and one thing is for sure about Paul Bunion
that is he never shares his pickeled onions.


the tale about the cats tail

the tale about the cats tail

starts by following the tails trail

to do this you have to find the end

beware as this could drive you around the bend
this journey will never be the same as the holy grail

dumplings

Dumplings were a favoriate food of a French explorer john Paul Humplings
He discovered Humpty Humpty sitting upon a wall befor the fall
Humpty had a bucket of water and John Paul Humplings had a bag of flowuur
and so Humpty Dumpty was hungry and john Paul Humplings was thirsty
so the two formed a thirst quenching trade agreement.
Humpty Dumpty gave John Paul some water and John Paul gave Humpty
dumpty some flowuur but Humpty Dumpty said, I can't this powder ,oh but you can said John paul ,you just have to know how so heres how,you put the flowuur in a bowl than add watuuer from yer bucket than mix it up good. Than what yer got is a paste like substance and what you do with that is you roll little flowuur balls, than yer boil watuur in a pan and than put the flowuur balls into the boiling water and boil the balls . Than yer take the flowuur balls out and let those balsl cool ,than you eat it !. So Humpty Dumpty did that than said those balls are good but are lacking something ,and Humpty Said to John Paul, I know where we can catch and kill a chicken and we can boil that chicken in water than add in the flowuur balls and we'll have us a right fine meal. Where is that chicken said John Paul I'll go catch it and kill it and you get a pot of boiling water going.

So John Paul snuck up on the chicken that Humpty Dumpty told him about,caught it than killled it and brought it back to Humpty's wall where Humpty Dumpty has a big pot of water boiling and fresh made flowuur balls ready for the pot. So's John Paul threw the chicken in the pot of boiling water and added some secret spice he had in a pouch he robbed off form some oriental who crossed his path and low and behold CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS WAS CREATED BY JOHN PAUL HUMPLINGS A FRENCH EXPLORER AND THE EVER POPULAR FABLED HUMPTY DUMPTY


DID YeRS KNOW THAT ?    


Passion fruit

Bubbles are a life time fastination of T.J. Fubbles
T.J. Fubbles is a world renowned inventor who invented the
Hubble Bubblescope
In the process of it's creation there were plenty of troubles
for T.J. Fubbles who loved to chase bubbles
he were always facing troubles fer chassing those bubbles
But in the end those bubbles made the great escape because
T.J. Fubbles hubble bubblescope conquered the containment field
and that allowed unlimited freedom for flubbeled bubbles

floating freedom

Killer fly's fly high in the sky's
waiting to strike those who must die
there may not be time to say goodby's
should you not hide from those nasty killer fly's
many have tried and died making a stand against those fly's
only to die because they wouldn't run and hide oh my
but it's the dumb ones that stay there eating pie
paying no mind to those killer fly's
but fate awaits for that mistake
because once bitten it is just too late
and that's pie in the sky brought to you by those killer fly's

flying phantoms

poxy virus not a cold,my computer now don't do as told
surf the web and have some fun,good lord what have I done
have been told its a utube flue, ffs now what do I do
sent in on the job windows defender, now even that has now
surrended, like playing flappy bird I scream and shout
the windows open and iv chucked it out.     


the witch Hazel Troll   

 The witch hazel troll with her rosewood bowl
creating potions you see for as many as three  
never to bend or even decend for all who are on the mend
it's tasteless you know and hard to detect
all of whats in it none of which you'll regret
but it's effects you will know cures yer upsets
on the mend you will be after some rest
but rest assured yer being cured and if by chance yer not inhanced
than do yerself a favor by doing a little dance   

  away you three be pumkins you see   

  


The winking watchmaker   

The winking watchmaker of old London Town
set the minute hand while making a frown
his Girl friend jill had come to stay
his love making prowess was two minutes away
he is not a man who wastes any time
he says he was quicker when in his prime      


mouldy Toast   

mouldy toast old pot roast all of which lacks a reliable host
a proper feast befitting of ghosts
never on time though they can't be late
unlike the horses at the starting gate
they come and go free as they please
gliding in time with such ease
fading in and out with little or no doubt
quiet they are seeming to shout
with little restraints it might seem to me
after all who is say if they be or not be
something Shakespear never made clear
not even when in a shakespearian lear.


Me monkeys organ grinder

Me Monkeys organ grinder a sleep on the job
while Monkey eats pea nuts he shoves in his gob
he makes sure they are small and perfectly round
because wall nuts cause a blockage he has found
how shame full it is to be at the vets
bending over having wall nuts took out of his ass      


velvet gloves    

velvet gloves and rubber doves paper clips and wooden ships
training wheels on little bikes children flying home made kites
santa clause has been put on pause holloween changes to beauty queens
easter bunny is very funny little brown bear looking for honey
see you later allagator after while crockadile
dancing clowns in small towns leaning crowds all too loud
see the parade and all the charades a long line of sillyness it is
in this world of bizina biz.
now lunch break is over get busy Rover
now is no time in search of four leaf clovers.
Velvet gloves and rubber doves wooden ships and paper clips training wheels on little bikes children flying home made kites who is that rolling the dice


indigestion water logged on

indigestion water logged on, logged out, damp night
water rising, steady flood, insurance company blues
ducks delight, whole new meaning to being on the web
water made the Telly quite dead,bacon sarnie only a dream
wish this water was nice and clean, dredge the rivers
clean them out, hear all the people shout
Government damp squids clean your ears out
Liston that's the people who shout.    


Misunderstood   

Misunderstood under me hood   looking fer wood
if I could I would come out from under me hood
but between you and me I'can't let you see
because if I do we'll all be screwed and that would make yer pee
cause what I do might not favor you
should you make it to me list
because they'll insist I scratch that list
and if I do ther's no more you
which is why I remain misunderstood under me hood looking for wood



turkish blend

 Turkish blend give to a friend
stand back see his toes curl
shoes to fit, even that bendy bit
fez on head tea cup friend
two lumps and stir my friend
sweeter now not to sweet
a little milk for colour
relax, recline feet up doze
maybe straighten out those toes.


Dogmatic        

Dogmatic static cause's stagmatic climatic havoc
the truth be known in a two toned scone
flying high in the sky in a drone
it's of a type the call a skype
and thats the cause of all the hype
which brings to mention all this type


flash typing

 Flash typing hit those keys, some do it on their knees

some are naked some in bed, some type so fast
their fingers go dead, words flittering through their heads
typo's  miss spelt words lack of comers or full stops
no time to look or read back, just wump that return key
kick it into send, typing don't express your meaning
so innocent words get different meaning, some times
sending people screaming    

Nacky kim do     

Nacky kin do of Wholawho Bansue set out to tighten a loose screw
he were far too off thread so he put goo on the screw than said
hay you screw turn thread.
Nacky kin do of wholawho bansue became the wholawho bansue screw hin due

due to door closure

 Du to door closer the local picture  house closes
were once back row in the dark romances played out
now only spiders sit, those seats could tell a tale
as many of you to would agree
and many a wee Tommy and Jane  had their beginnings
on the back row of the 3/-9s   


I see no ships captain    

I see no ships captian as it so happens
and is this ship a ship of fools
or are all those there standing a boat load of gouls
or shipboard workers looking for tools
or just a bunch of free loaders looking for stools



Strawberry fields sugar plumb pasture

Strawberry fields sugar plumb pasture,with cream quite masterly
excite the Brain, stimulate the soul, relax and enjoy natures booty
turn on the Telly watch the footy, even better with a chip butty
mug of tea coffee for some, week end warrior couch he you come   


Brian,Brian.