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Twinkle 

Gretcha Youbetya was bit by run away rat
that ran out from under the beer vatts
that sat above the rat traps
When Gretcha got bit she chomped her lip and started to dance and prance
shouting out oooh chaca oooh chacha oooh chacha .
Everyone there couldn't help but stare at Gretcha Youbetya's smooth moves
across the floor and through the door like a wild bore looking for more
of whats in store at the old beer factory on lakewood shores
But by now you can tell it was Gretcha Youbetya who created the chacha which became famous
world wide, hit charts like a rising tide all because of those rats in the vatts which is whats in store at the old beer factory on lakewood shores.   

The Old Road House Inn

Bedsores are a grave and most serious issue with Fred Treadmores
Them bedsores about killed Freddy Treadmores
But Freddy Treadmores started keeping score on them bedsores
and he figured he could beat them two to one if he bought a gun
picking them off one by one in the sun with his gun on the run
although the idea was dumb those sores on his bum seemed to weigh a ton
and Freddy was too fat to begin with and so was his cat
both of them, fat Freddy and his cat.
A cat that wore a long tail hat
and liked to eat rats after Freddy killed those rats with his bat
There Freddy sat with his bat killing rats
Bats and cats and rats and nats and matts and hacks and sacks
and wacks and sore backs and quacks and bid macs and sass a frass
But than all of the sudden Dotthy and Toato he dog walked in then said
my oh my Fred Treadmores ,lions and tigars and bears oh my.
and so fred said to Dorthy ,would yer like to have some bedsore pie ?
no Fred Dorthy said but I can use that bat you kill them rats with
I need fer a witch who's quite the bit-h and i really have an itch to get ridd of that which.
OK Dorthy said Freddy,I got me a gun so's I won't be needen me bat no more cause I
got a better way to keep score.
Thank's Freddy said Dorthy now I've got be be gett;n back to the the land of OZ.
Sure yer won't be want'en just little piece of bedsore pie Dorthy.
No said Dorthy but I know someone that might.
Let me give Alice a call over there in wonderland.
  


Ask Alice




*** on a side note- Alice In Wonderland married a corporate raider and they are both currently planning a corporate take over of Disney productions and M.J.'s Never Neverland ranch. They both couldn't care less about the music.

Ask Alice who that Guy was
that back flipped of that wall
he used to be six foot six
but now he is 5 foot 4   

Pen Dragon <<<<<<< 

Jolly good show a verse of the past
from a time of morals and manners
alas a long time ago
locked now into a time warps past
the new show is now in play
and one which many say
should quickly go away.

African Queen <<<< 

  African Queen who was formally princess Shelly Bean Bean
was commonly seen inbetween Hennie Beanie's teeny weenie bikini
The two of them were quite keen about teeny weeni bikini's
and loved to be seen inbetween latrines seeming to be very mean
eating beans exchanging screams and hating jeans .
It may seem to be just a bit too extreme but they were both
living their dreams without wearing jeans like a pair of moon beams
And so the African Queen created a new line in clothing
Teeny Weenie Bikini's and Moon Beam Jeans inc. Beholding.
And so the African Queen who was once Princess Shelly Bean Bean
took to eating sour tarts and letting out nasty farts wooo ha ha brew ha ha !

Sour Tarts

Sour tarts so nearly yet so far
pickled in their own vinegar
a Heart mummified for all time
once warm blood did flow
now only a bitterness exists
once full of life exuberance
felled in the fullness of life
morn not for its sorrow
prey a joy may be found
a life here after end of time
  
Crushed walnuts  <<<<< 

  Crushed walnuts is something yer eats when yer sitting in yer tut tut hut
Them walnuts do serve to fill yer gut
unless yer hut is filled with muck
and all dat muck makes yer stuck
if dats da case yer in a rut
than yer stuck in the muck in yer hut in a rut with a load of walnuts but
ther's a way out if yer has yer cup
to use as a means to scrape it all up
than bag it you see than call on a pup
cause it's all doggie dog dats right yup.

Frosty mug   

Frosty mug left out in the cold
once filled hot chocolate overflowed
sip to death and fresh licked rim
now left to freeze form frost
cold light of day brings own rewards
as frosty mug dose thaw.

Marvel comics   

Marvel comics and gin and tonics
riding trains faster than super sonic
all of this is far too ironic
reading through all those comics
sipping gin and tonic
just a tad bit cronic
but really it's all electronic
isn't it sardonic

peanut butter & jelly

It was the jesters birthday
which as it so happens falls on earth day
The jester decided to use the ocasion to curse that day
because his turff was wasn't worth the worst
it shouldn't have rained causing such a strain
and considerable pain
when I've got to catch a train
there is just no gain

  

Summertime blues

Summer time blue's, a pub with no booze
and summer sun shine's in the sky
the swift's and the swallow's
and blue tit willows sing forlornly from the tree's
to those on the ground, face's with frown's
all staring at glasses all empty
then from the front of the crowd came a wail
a delivery of Ale, and the landlord declares
we lads now have Ale, and so the party begins.  

The Scarlet Pimpernel   

The day Spotty Maldoone popped
he just all of sudden kerplopped
and than everything mysteriously stopped
except all the kids doing the hip hop
and drinking soda pop
all because everything around them flip flopped


In a heated rush

In a heated rush the lava flowed
temperature gauge explode
cooked the peace dove with olives
feathers crisp and chard
corpse thus then discarded
hear mothers broken Hearted.

Atomic kitten <<<< 

Atomic kitten is a smitten kitten that has exploding mittens
One day atomic kitten was sitten on a fence gett'en bitten
by a chicken that was hitten that kitten and didn't know
about atomic kittens exploding mittens or what that chicken was gett'en.
KAPOOF UP IN A CLOUD OF SMOKE went atomic kitten and that chicken
all because the chicken was hitten on the kitten.

Raymond The Rooster

 Raymond the Rooster hear him crow
not because he got up early he stubbed
his big toe, cut that racket said the hens
or your time in this love pen is at an end
now sit yer ass on these eggs
we as some pecking ta do    


Bombay Sausage <<<<<<   

The Bombay Sausage Shop specializes in
bomblastic ostrich sausage
it is seasoned with blrdy feet
and they say it's good to eat
It's an African bird with it's head in a hole
that likes to chase moles
it cannot fly and can't get too high
it cannot face danger or run from strangers
but a fine sausage it makes
for you on yer plate
and it's never too late to escape.

Russian Rum Runner

The Russian Rum runner Gold Medallist
strains on the starting line
like a Greyhound on speed teeth of a Rottweiler
vodka Hound Defected now E.U. Queen
cross dresser shite hound the Russian Rum runner
once the war dog now a drummer   


Daffodil <<<<<<  

Daffodil growing high in the sky way up on a half a hill
Jack and Jill climbed that hill seeking a thrill
but half way up they both felt a chill
than discovered something else growing it was dill
Jack said hay Jill look at natures chilled dill isn't it brill
Kill that brill said Jill that daffodil is is the main thing on me bill
because it belongs on me window sill
but Jill said Jack what if it makes yer ill
than I'll get me drill and the hole I'll fill with that daffodil said Jill
and than I'll build me a wind mill
and if that wind mill don't work,I'll take a pill.

  

Witch hunt

The glass eyed sailor
lived in his camper trailer
when he wasn't at sea he was the rural mailer
he loved to hike on his bike but his job was being a haler.
The glass eyed sailor also the wailer
wailing hale hale here comes yer mail.
Some people thought he were just chasing his tail
all the while wishing he were raising his sails
and bailing out the water with those pails.
That old glass eyed sailor was happy in his camper trailer
known to the locals as the glass eyed sailor & wailing mailer.

Chester the wrestler