Four Line Rhyme

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Write a short four line rhyme that starts with the last line of the previous post



Today it snowed, it snowed galore
It snowed and snowed, and snowed some more
Will this winter ever end
Its simply driving me round the bend...........

i myself think he had some Gaul
being short, fat, stumpy and small
hated standing next to people that were tall
I forgot his name but it wasn’t Paul

I forgot his name but it was not paul
he was a 4ft 2" Bouncer at the Disco hall
he was voted Bouncer of the year
coss he was the all way's the first chucked out.

coss he was the all way's the first chucked out
and it didn’t help that he pouted
and the funny thing is it costed him nout
and it didn’t help he was bald headed

And it didn't help he was bald headed
baldness you see perfectly embedded
seeming as though his hair had been shredded
if only he'd bought petro unleaded.

If only he had bought petro unleaded
and not lit a ciggie which left him a little shreded
and they pealed him from the wall were he had been embeded
now he lay's in a Hospital plasted and beded.

Now he lay's in a hospital plasted and beded
lucky for him he wasn't beheaded
now for sure he is indebted
least he knows it is all regretted.

Least he know's it is all regretted
that his horse lost the race which he had betted
9/4 odd's fell first fence
just watch him now doing a Highland Dance

Just watch him now doing a Highland dance
Looking funny with a kilt and no underpants
He looks happy without any hassles
Things are dangling and i dont mean tassles

Things are dangling and I don't mean tassles
there are such things that do cause hassles
every mans home is his castle
rows and rows of sweet smelling basil

Row's and row's of sweet smelling Basil
freshen's the breath after being on the razzel
wearing boxer's the wrong way around
i got them from ebay and only cost a pound

i got them from ebay and only cost a pound
and when I unwrapped them they left me spell bound
that’s when I heard the crashing on the floor
and my mug of tea was no more

And my mug of tea was no more
as the pooch banged open the door
and jumped into my lap
the Hot tea made say Oh crap

The hot tea made me say oh crap
caught up in that old tea trap
it'a all a frap wrap this crap trap i'll give it a bat


now that it's zapped I'll put on the cap

Now that its zapped ile put on the cap
and go to the pub for a pint
ile see old lille,she's probly out of it on her pill's
and sit back away from incontence peter

And sit back away from incontinence peter
He's a real **** repeater
He wears nappies like a kiddie
And has rubber sheets like an old biddy

And has rubber sheet's like an old Biddie
he swim's in bed along with his Ted
backstroke they both do is the best
and if the level go's down he will ring out his gown

And if the levels go down he will ring out his gown
Sitting on the banks of the shaggy river until the sun goes down
My rods alive i might have a bite
Im throwing her back if she gives me a fright!

Im throwing her back if she give's me a fright
that is if i can bend my jean's are a bit tight
ile change my bait and see if that work's
vodka and ice some time's work's

Vodka and ice sometimes works
makes yers forget about one's quirks
from time to time acting like a jerks
oh why not, give it the squirts

oh why not give it the squirt's
to many prune's should do that job
a toilet roll you would need oh God
let rip then walk away,feel better another day.

let rip then walk away,feel better another day.
And if not, take a trip to pompeii
There you can let rip til your hearts content
And there wont be a noticeable scent

And there won't be a noticeable scent
unless of course you circumvent
you know it's time to pay the rent
and that does cause quite the dent

And that dose cause quite a dent
now iv more money that's got to be spent
why dont they build self repair car's
and lawn mower's compleat with cocktail bar's

And lawn mower's complete with cocktails bar
a lawn mower that doubles as a sports car
a tipsy lawn mower shouldn't drive too far
isn't that something a bit too bazzar ?

Isnt that some thing a bit to bazzar
well only if your in charge of it wearing a Bra
men in high heal's now that's to far
not a lawnmower compleat with a Bar