Four Line Rhyme

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Write a short four line rhyme that starts with the last line of the previous post



Today it snowed, it snowed galore
It snowed and snowed, and snowed some more
Will this winter ever end
Its simply driving me round the bend...........

not a lawnmower compleat with a Bar
lawn mower, bar oh how bizaare
and just for good measure a king size bra
that’s got enough for you, your dad, and grandpa

that’s got enough for you, your dad, and grandpa
and there wont be a need for second helpings
god help you when you next see grandma
she will do more than just clip your wings

She will do more than just clip your wings
when she opens the windows and begins to sing
the telephone accompanies her as it rings
she's off again on another fling.

She's of again on another fling
she forgot her phone so did not hear it ring
she's with the Girl's party time
the stripper's here score's out of 9

the stripper's here score's out of 9
before he starts he drinks a pint of bromine
he loves to show he is well disciplined
and it helps if he doesn’t have a bad dose of wind

And it help's if he dont have a bad dose of wind
blowing in a Northerly direction
cow's would turn blue as they let one through
and the farmer would turn and run

And the farmer would turn and run
as fast as he can to get to his shot gun
because the cow kicked him in the bum
a kick in that pants that's the pun.

A kick in that pants that's the pun
A kick in the heart that's no fun
A shotgun blast to the soul
And a piece of me she stole

And a piece of me she stole
a breach within my soul
a gapeing wound to my Heart
a tear as we drifted apart

A tear as we drifted apart
a good ride she was me old Dodge Dart
a bucket of bolts it is, wouldn't make a push cart
gone with the wind like an old fart

Gone with the wind like an old fart
which hit's the nostrels like a thrown dart
knock's one back which fizzle's the brain
sencess scrambled were no sence exist's

Sencess scrambled where no sence exists
will it all simply desist
it's a question you see ,could not resist
oh ,why not just give it a twist.

Oh why not just give it a twist
lemon's to bitter a face to twist
so just play act a face with a grump
so ile just suck a lime for a dime

so ile just suck a lime for a dime
one of the few things that’s not a crime
quietly suck away all day long
inbetween the slurps, have a sing song

Inbetween the slurp's have a singsong
you hum it and ile try and play it
said the TV Chimp's in the Add
a cuppa is a life saver God send.

a cuppa is a life saver God send.
Just shows he who invented tea
Is a jolly good friend
I wonder if he made a lot of money

I wonder if he made a lot of money
maby if he had some bee's and sold Honey
a cuppa with Honey instead of sugar
put's the sweetness back

put's the sweetness back
it would taste sweet even if it was black
but I must admit I like my tea strong
bit of milk, 2 sugars, one cant go wrong

Bit of milk two sugar's carnt go wrong
i to like it strong but Honey for me
no Honey sweetex will do
first in the morning best one to do

first in the morning best one to do
nothing in the world can disturb that first one
apart from a very weak brew
or one that taste of lemon or jasmine

Or one that tastes of lemon or jasmin
never had jasmin,but lemon's nice
a drop of whiskey or rum in winter
now that would put hair's on your chest.

And if their lucky a chance for a new hairdo
i dont think a mohawk would suit her though
a Manderine mabey would do but dont count on it
what ever she has just agree