Four Line Rhyme

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Write a short four line rhyme that starts with the last line of the previous post



Today it snowed, it snowed galore
It snowed and snowed, and snowed some more
Will this winter ever end
Its simply driving me round the bend...........

So we can go wild and paint the town red
just wait tho till i get out of bed
no that's not a lady it's just my Teddy
ile paint the Town red when im good and ready

Ile paint the town red when I'm good and ready
and when I do ile stager steady
Ile paint the town up like museum Getty
and than ile have me a big plate of spaghetti

And then ile have me a big plate of spaggetie
and sit and eat it with paul Getty
if it rain's ile get a little wetty
so ile give it a miss and just watch the telly.

So I'll give it a miss and just watch the telly
but I have to give the telly some welly
it's wobbling about like a jelly
better ring for a tv techy....

I better ring for a TV Tecie
there's a film on and he is biteing her neckie
i think he's a vamp,but he dose look a little damp
i think he should have worn his wellie's

I think he should have worn his wellies
they all would be rolling on their bellies
watching the grand old telle
rolling about like bowls of jelly

Rolling about like bowl's of jelly
in sock's that smelt rather smelly
i think they just arrived from New Delli
must be the curry in their belly.

must be the curry in their belly
they farted rather awfully
those farts could be heard all over the world
and the pollution in the air swirled

And the pollution in the air swirled
from a multitude of Bar-B-Que's
burnt chicken,Berger's & sausage's
Colestrole on a Bapp

Colestrole on a Bapp
This could be a terrible mishap
So only eat healthy food
Therefore less chance of being screwed

Therefore less chance of being screwed
If you are smart, if you are shrewd
Life is a curve that never ends
You just dont know whats around the bends

You just dont know whats around the bends
Unlucky for you nor does any of your girlfriends
Be sure the smell will warn them so
You wont be a jolly good fellow

You won't be a jolly good fellow
unless of course you have somehow mellowed
if that's the case you should play the cello
shake rattle and roll like a big bowl of jello

Shake rattle and roll like a big bowl of jello
or jelly as we over here call it
strawberry is nice with icecream to top
might not shake but do the hip hop

Might not shake but do the hip hop
If your too old you might just flop
Dont be too ready to flip
You dont wont to fall and break your hip

You dont wont to fall and break your hip
im more mature so dont do the flip's
but im still asked to join the Girl's,codliver oil work's mi hip's
and can shake it which still pull's the chick's

and can shake it which still pull's the chick's
either that or the chicks will be in hysterics
wouldn’t it be nice if they shook it too
and turned Mary Whitehouse blue

And turned Mary Whitehouse blue
Oh what a sight,now my beltbuckle has gone tight
the move's i admit are not now as fluent
some say at my age i should put it away and dont do it.

Some say at my age I should put it away and don't do it
they pack it tight in a wrapper so's yer can chew it
yer spit out the gunk thats called foo it
chewing tabacco the cows like to moo it

Chewing Tobacco the cow's like to moo it
they are getting old to so they to should not do it
our old hip's are all going through it
so we better bow out let the young un's do it

So we better bow out and let the young one's do it
Because after all we've had plenty of time to put it to it
back in the day we all knew it
because putting it to it is the best way to boo it

Because putting it to it is the best way to boo it
Oh shoo it im not going to do it
boo it all you like it,you do it moo it
im of to the pub,to play pool to it.

of to the pub,to play pool to it.
For being creative you got to give me credit
The pool balls are bigger than my golf balls
And when I sing, it sounds like a load of cat calls

And when I sing it, sounds like a load of cat calls
reaching screeching octives wut puts music in the stalls
wreaking harmonic havak in all the music halls
making people bash their heads up against the walls

Making people bash their head's up against a brick wall
i think it was against the old Town Hall
the step's were high and he was not that tall
i myself think he had some Gaul