Four Line Rhyme

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Write a short four line rhyme that starts with the last line of the previous post



Today it snowed, it snowed galore
It snowed and snowed, and snowed some more
Will this winter ever end
Its simply driving me round the bend...........

The fan's and ban's can all go jump in the bin's
except in the one's the cake's are in
i dont wont toenail's sticking in the bun's
especialy the one's with fruit in they are my Mum's.

Especially the ones with the fruit in,they are my Mums
always presented with a smile you know this is yum yum
delights of such are few and far between a reason to beat the drum
something sweet a real treat when the baking is done.


My Mum.

Some thing sweet a real treat when the bakeing is done
coverd in Honey sticky and thick
licking it is delicious a real treat
but please that which dripped onto my feet.

but please that which dripped onto my feet
onto my poor little tootsies that are so petite
it wasn’t nice, I turned as white as a sheet
now they look like a cross between peat and mincemeat

Now they look like a cross between peat and mincemeat
that will teach them to walk bare feet in the rain
hopping about holding a foot,thorn sticking out,the pain
scream like a pig as the thorn's wipped out

scream like a pig as the thorn's wipped out
and look like a sauerkraut
hobble around on a funny sort of route
wondering wtf and not knowing nout

wondering wtf and not knowing nout
but at least the rubber dingy is still afloat
that is till he started to darn his sock's
and the needle made it easy for the shark's

And the needle made it easy for the sharks
predators they are which is wut sets them apart
they hunt and kill to get the fix
and carry a never empty bag of tricks.

And carry a never ending bag of trick's
or was that twix,that chocolate coated finger
two in a pkt just right for a quick snack with your tea
play your card's right and ile share one with yer.

Play your cards right and ile share one with yer
isn't that what yer really here fer
I here that sound that murmuring purr
sounds like a cat sitting on a burr

Sound's like a cat sitting on a burr
ear pieceing scream's of a cat in pain
fancey sitting on that Burr again
but the mice are laughing all the same

but the mice are laughing all the same
and the cats hiding in shame
the mice are free to roam
and this house is going to be their home

And this house is going to be their home
yes this is something yers must condone
of course you know there is a thing called a clone
a few too many and free to roam.

A few to many and free to roam
all very well as long as it's not in my home
ile send the rat's back with an old cricket bat
not cricket i know but sue me.

Not cricket i know but sue me
Not British i know but blow me
Where is everyone, stone me
What you looking at, you dont even know me

What you looking at, you don't even know me
looks are free like branchs on trees there is no fee
but you can look you see
whatever it is you see looking for free hee hee

Whatever it is you see,looking is for free he,he
except if your in the penny arcade
looking at what the Butler saw
lady Fanny in all her all together

lady Fanny in all her all together
yes she’s naked with out her armour
that’s why her servants are blind
so they cannot reveleal anything unkind

So they cannot reveial anything unkind
so hide what ever to the back of their mind
so walk in sunshine,within mind that's unkind
is not a nice thing to keep.

is not a nice thing to keep
your so vunarable when you sleep
god help you if you don’t hear it creep
when you awake you might start to weep

When you awake you might start to weep
that is because what you saw was too steep
you slip and you slide and it's way too deep
you feel lucky to awake tis dismal and bleak

you feel lucky to awake tis dismal and bleak
and you feel drained and weak
you turn over and try to go back to sleep
whilst very slowly counting the sheep

Whilst very slowly counting the sheep
You think of a leather clad little bo peep
Cracking whips and jangling a chain
Looks like someones in for some pain!

Looks like someones in for some pain!
life is like a slippery slope drenched by dark rain

can't run can't hide from what is fate
long days long nights such an agonzing wait!!

Long days long nights such an agonizing wait
For Saturday to come, to meet you at the gate
Sweep you off your feet just like i said
So we can go wild and paint the town red