Four Line Rhyme

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Write a short four line rhyme that starts with the last line of the previous post



Today it snowed, it snowed galore
It snowed and snowed, and snowed some more
Will this winter ever end
Its simply driving me round the bend...........

ile save the conversation for when on a date.
Then I will use my charm and intellect
Hopefully that will get me over the first hurdle
Then its all a question of being a naughty little devil

Then is just a question of being a naughty devil
the love game is filled with so much peril
one think's love the other just lust
if he make's the wrong move better catch the next bus.

If he makes the wrong move better catch the next bus
it never a good thing to create such a fuss
what he does is not at all just
and he's going to get the grand old bust

And he is going to get the grand old bust
the prize is fitting a real must
just need to shake of the dust
and spot of paint to hide the rust.

A spot of paint to hide the rust
to fix it up thats a must
the way it looks it is disgust
it shouldn't be hidden in a collection of dust.

It shouldnt be hidden in a collection of dust
even tho it's mainly just rust
in it's day a supper bike
not like those modern Trike's

Not like those modern trikes
you know those things kids take on a hike
the three wheeler you see it's called a bike
never to ride in the dark of night.

never to ride in the dark of night
be sure to go with a flashlight
otherwise you might not see who you bump into
and that could be who-man-choo with a weird hairdo

And that could be a who-man-choo with a wierd hair do
must have been to Sweeney Todd's
but try as he might,to complain the sound never came
as Sweeney added another to his name.

And Sweeney added another to his name
That makes ten in this game
Where's my razor, where's my brush
Got to shave this hairy bush

Got to shave this hairey bush
hope it's the one that's on some one's mush
if it's not please look out,
one slip and she will give you a clout.

One slip and she will give you a clout
Make matters worse she just might pout
Or worse than that tell you to get out
so run you will with*out a doubt.

So run you will without a doubt
better than staying put and get a clout
round the corner of i run,ending up in the Blue Nun
the ale's crap without doubt,better tho than a clout.

The ale's crap without a doubt,better tho than a clout
thats because it's good & stout
stout enough to make me shout
a good ol'e rip roaring time,that is what it's about

A good ole rip roaring time,that's what it's all about
supping,danceing,making a row
even wakeing up the old owl,it could not give a hoot
untill that is i throw this boot.

untill that is i throw this boot.
Now the owl has issued a law suit
Being ctossed with a sheep he was a right old hoot nanny
And bloody ugly kind of uncanny

And bloody ugly and kind of uncanny
he ran of to tell his old Granny
why was he so uncouth he asked
she said dont be such a silly ass

she said dont be such a silly ass
get your keks on and find a horny lass
a lass that will make your hair curl
and sidestep that one who’se called Earl

And sidestep that one whose name is Earl
he rearly is such a pearl,drest to please in white and gold
he never rearly did as he was told
played around had all the fun,had an opp now he's called Shirl

played around had all the fun,had an opp now he's called Shirl
love to dress up like a school girl
when she wore a dress everybody got a twirl
then she got to thinking how she missed being Earl

Than she got to thinking how she missed being Earl
But Earl was steriile
and thought he'd make a right fine looking girl
so he figured he'd give it a whirl

So he figured he would give it a whirl
as he quite liked being a Girl,shower time was oh so much fun
but he missed his bit's he use to hang on
but now his Doctor say's that he has none.

By now his doctor says that he has none
he looked his doctor in the eye and said son
why is it I got no bum
you and me just can't be chums

You and me just carnt be chum's
but we would make quite good bum's
find our dinner in garbage can's
and go busking to adoreing fan's

and go busking to adoreing fans
said the player who was given the ban
I'll get back in and it ain't no sin
the fans the bans can all go jump in the bins