Whipping Post Rant Thread

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 OK peeps as yer's all know ,there is always something wut goes on or happens that makes us just want to give it a good wut fer. 

This is the place to let it all go -sock it to it,this is it .
This is the place to let it rip. It might be political-it may be domestic,-it could be about a bogus product you bought that doesn't do wut it says it does. Maybe it's yer next door neighbor -wutever it is give a good wut fer here.  
Whip it ,just whip it, yea whip it, just whip it !

This is it !

This is the whipping post rant thread.

Whip it ,yea whip it ,whip it- just whip it-.Maybe you can't beat it but you sure can whip it 

 woke up this morning,must have kicked the sheets and blankets of me while I slept,i lay there like a frozen fish finger,so reached out to pull those sheets and blankets back and got a right cramp in both legs  was up and out that bed like a lightning bolt and doing some thing akin to an Irish jig around the bedroom  i'll best not try to mention the singing that I did at the same time all out of key I might add   

Next time it happens try to remember to video it and upload it on here  

 Have you ever tried to use a video camera at the same time of hanging on to both legs as you jig around a bedroom apart from it could become a triple xxx rated film its near on impossible to do

So you have tried to then 

    

Well you asked me if I've ever tried to which means you've had experience 

 Well in my youth iv tried Chadalier  swinging ,wordrobe diving,under cover duvet commando attacks and other weapons in my bedroom arsenal but iv never yet perfected the use of a camera during an attack of cramps  and seeing as im now a bit older now than I was im not about to try either

They reckon cramps means lack of salt...

I do watch my salt consumption,but I can assure you my intake is more than enough infact with what I use added to that which is found in a lot of our foods im having to much salt rearly,so no lack of salt is  not the answer,getting out more and stretching my legs is far more beneficial I think.

Or rub some Deep Heat on

 Now your talking iv got some of that

 And on that note,im off to stretch those legs abit,im going to  have a cuppa then im of out for a good old walk through the local woods down to the ponds,throw some old   bread etc to the ducks and have a quite strole around,think i'll have a quite pint to just one mind then strole back and get dinner on  so I bid thee fair well and speak to you later by

Yer going about it all wrong wood buther

Wut you got to do is rip those blankets off hold yer head up high with yer chin up and whip it 

Whip it good  

 Michael Jackson's mother and sisters and brothers were delvered a knock out punch in their law suit against AEG live the concert promoters accused by those Jackson's of hiring Dr. Conrad Murray the Dr. whoe helped Michael Jackson do himself in with his drug of choice. Those Jackson's believe that AEG is responsible for Jackson's death due to excessive greed and irresponbibility.


The jury's decision was a decisive victory for AEG and a knock out punch delivered to the Jackson's.

The music business is a dirty business of that here can be no doubt .But the truth is those jackson's are not needy but they are greedy.

Here is the bottom line   What it all comes down to is those that believe too much is never enough end up with far less in long run.

Too much popohoul aka Jackson's milky milk was never enough and as a end result Michael Jackson finnal address to the public was his last goodby.

For the first time in however long Mchael Jackson spoke the truth but only a few listened to his words in his intended meaning.
He said this is it and was it but it isn't over untill it's over.

The Jackson family believes that AEG has all that money and they feel it is all too much for AGE to pocket for itself and it's share holders. They want a sizable portion of what is too much and can never never get enough of it.

Jackson's mother cannot except that Michael Jackson decided to check out of the hotel California -like the song says -you can check out any time you want but you can never leave.
Michael Jackson's response to that was through another song-I am leaving I leaving but the boxer still remains.

Dr. Conrad Murray is due to be released from jail in about 20 days.
The Jackson's want to appeal the trials outcome.

Again, too much is never enough. 
And the boxer does indeed remain in the court of public opinion.

Now how can you whip that eh ?

 

Wait a minute, rest assured Mr. Postman has that answer.

               

  
   

               

   As yer know when it rains it pours.
   This time of year as yers also know lines are long.

Peoples get edgy standing in lines.
sales clerks tend to get tired and rude
The spirit of Christmas may very well be in the air but so is rudeness ,kaoss ,confusion and long waiting lines ,shelves in stores out of stock and plenty of phony baloney excuse's made by liers and deceviers looking to make sales.

   How bout it,anything out there needs the whip'en  ?  

 

Been Christmas shopping by any chance?  

   
Oh Niagra  You naughty boy, go on then whip me    wear your high heals and black leathers and go for it  after all it is Christmas    and lets whip New year in while we are at it    

did yer get in to that bottle of run did yer !

 
^^^^^^^ what is a bottle of RUN !!!!!!?????    

Oh the jolly old Navy RUM   No that is all tucked up awaiting careful attention come the day soon to be joined by some of its other Brothers and Sisters of differing flavours Blast of begins Christmas evening as iv got some driving to do during the day time that day   then the show begins the keys thrown into the pot, doors locked and bolted telly on and my yearly relaxation class begins   if any one wants  me they know were I am, Hermit jim rides again MERRY CHRISTMAS  

                     
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Ok the new year is here so it's time fer yer long list of rants fer 2014.
Don't be at the end of the train or last in line with yer very long list.
Whip it good              

  
  

   OK Right........ :cl1:Now the Rant and I mean Rant for the start of 20014 is   JUST WHERE IS ALL THESE NEW Members     I recon Niagra has been frightening them all of with his     we seek them HERE we seek them THERE we regular Members seek them EVERY WHERE            iv checked yeah iv washed and shaved got nice after shave on even used deodorant by the bucket full, I don't crack the mirror when I look into it so its got to be NIAGRA'S Fault    

  oh, now why'ed ya have to go and say something like that fer you ugly old varmint raggedy looking old beaver and here's fer yer hide out

   
 

  ok all yers newbees pay no mind to that mean old beaver he's just a mean old varmint .