Posts : 3342 Join date : 2012-11-16 Age : 64 Location : Yorkshire
Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:52 am
The drivers who don't indicate when you're waiting to cross the road pee me off and lets not go into the ones who stop on pelican crossings in a traffic queue!!! pffft!!!
wpchandcuffs
Posts : 30 Join date : 2012-11-19 Location : Somewhere in Scotland
Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:57 am
I have so many pet hates with drivers.
I have stopped drivers for no headlights in the rain, lack of indication, driving slow in a national speed limit, drinking at the wheel, using a phone, people reading.
But my biggest hatred is not wearing a seatbelt, even worse kids not wearing a retraint.
Ladygenie
Posts : 3342 Join date : 2012-11-16 Age : 64 Location : Yorkshire
Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:59 am
It's really surprising how many do still talk on their mobiles when they know it's illegal
wpchandcuffs
Posts : 30 Join date : 2012-11-19 Location : Somewhere in Scotland
Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:09 am
My opening lines for drivers using a phone is:
1- Hi, do you know how much your call per minute cost for your mobile phone?
Response; The calls are free
2- Was the phone call important, or were you on the phone to the solicitor?
Response - No I was on the phone to
3- You now realise that you have comitted an offence, and instead of pulling over and taking the call or making it, that single call will be the most expensive you will ever make
Response - Silence.
Ladygenie
Posts : 3342 Join date : 2012-11-16 Age : 64 Location : Yorkshire
Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:12 am
Brilliant!! I'd love to see their faces when you say that :)
wpchandcuffs
Posts : 30 Join date : 2012-11-19 Location : Somewhere in Scotland
Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:19 am
There faces are one of shock, or how dare you talk to me like that, or lets think of an excuse.
The best excuse I have had,was I was phoning 999 but couldn't give a reason why. So little miss sarcastic traffic person responds with, were you just phoning 999 for a wee talk then, and don't forget, I can check if your telling the truth or not. Usual responses are why don't you go and catch criminals, or get yourself a proper job.
Im an terrible with my sarcasm, even my boss has told me off about it. I just can't help it, the more I do it the more they get into trouble as the don't think, and very foten give me that little bit of information I want to make prosecution successful
Ladygenie
Posts : 3342 Join date : 2012-11-16 Age : 64 Location : Yorkshire
Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:21 am
I'd love to have a job when I can be sarcastic to ppl
fsm
Posts : 126 Join date : 2012-11-17 Age : 80 Location : Basingstoke, Hampshire
Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:28 am
What I hate most is the what I call "Lazy" drivers, driving involves skill to drive properly, its the most thereputic thing I've ever done right from a wee teeny,,(sorry Officer) lol But you get some really lazy sloppy drivers, who may think they can drive but are not aware of the road ahead, or at times the road just in front of them,, stopping at roundabouts to see whats coming, even drivers who do not follow the give way to traffic from the right rule, Oh lordy theres a few of them pop up near me. Anyway, I've had my Moan, thats better ha ha
wpchandcuffs
Posts : 30 Join date : 2012-11-19 Location : Somewhere in Scotland
Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:35 am
I don't give way to the traffic on the right, does that make me a sloppy driver
They tend to give way to me.
Love sarcasm, we go to a special school as we are told to learn it.Or that seems to be the general public opinion
Ladygenie
Posts : 3342 Join date : 2012-11-16 Age : 64 Location : Yorkshire
Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:36 am
Lol! I don't drive, never learnt and sometimes I'm glad when I see how many idiots are out there driving.
fsm
Posts : 126 Join date : 2012-11-17 Age : 80 Location : Basingstoke, Hampshire
Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:22 am
ha ha wpc, I bet theres just a few little moments when the blues go on, just to wake some people up.
Ladygenie
Posts : 3342 Join date : 2012-11-16 Age : 64 Location : Yorkshire
Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 7:20 am
I've always wanted a go in a fire engine with the lights and sirens going....Genie alert!! Genie alert!!!!! Pwoaaaar!!!!
MidnightTiger76RT Highest Total Of Forum Posts Achiever
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Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 7:29 am
I'd like to complain about the military documentaries shown on Discovery. Most of them are old, and not to mention have so many miss truths and wrong information. If this supposed to be knowledge, who's knowledge are they going on?. People uneducated in such things are being taught a false history.
Change the record sky! Its old and warped!
Ladygenie
Posts : 3342 Join date : 2012-11-16 Age : 64 Location : Yorkshire
Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 7:31 am
I shall go and deal with it at once!!!
*Marches off!*
Ummmmmm?
Where is SKY??
MidnightTiger76RT Highest Total Of Forum Posts Achiever
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Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 7:39 am
Just look up
Ladygenie
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Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 7:40 am
I walked straight into that one didn't I?
MidnightTiger76RT Highest Total Of Forum Posts Achiever
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Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 7:49 am
Yeah just a bit
Ladygenie
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Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:05 am
MidnightTiger76RT Highest Total Of Forum Posts Achiever
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Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:12 am
oooouch that looks painful!
Ladygenie
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Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:18 am
Feel the pain Tigger....feel the pain
fsm
Posts : 126 Join date : 2012-11-17 Age : 80 Location : Basingstoke, Hampshire
Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 9:29 am
If there's one thing I hate,,,,It's Speed Camera's LOL
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Ladygenie
Posts : 3342 Join date : 2012-11-16 Age : 64 Location : Yorkshire
Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 9:32 am
I thought they were getting rid of speed cameras?
fsm
Posts : 126 Join date : 2012-11-17 Age : 80 Location : Basingstoke, Hampshire
Subject: Re: Moaners' Corner Sun Nov 25, 2012 10:59 pm
No, That will never happen, speed camera's and speed traps, provide their Tea and biscuits lol,,,oh no missus that would never do:)