Moaners' Corner

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Don't you just love seeing people being taught to drive in Driving School cars in the pouring rain and with only their side lights on (if that)

Awwww don't be scared




hehehehe!

Oh Myra!! You let me down, I was expectiong to see Miikk in bandages and several stitches

haha im not thru with him yet

u lot dont scare me

Those pesky foxes!
My bin bags are strewn all down the road
They use my front drive as a hang out.
And im not even going to mention what they get up to down my entry!

I'm sorry - but its made me giggle - and made me dyxslexic - its like a gang of hooligans without the weapons - they must have been moved on from their previous rendezvous - maybe fighten them off when they congregate....or if there's any neighbours you don't like - put some food there to get them off your premises........

I find a steel toe capped boot thrown out the window works well. Only trouble is, it's costing me a fortune in glass!

Cant sleep
Now when i want the foxes for some entertainment they are not here!.
Their probably fast asleep in my shed after getting fat and lazy from eating
all my garbage and getting up to their nocturnal antics!

Half past 3 early hours woken up from dream land by feeling of a blader filled to overflow,bleary eyed,fumbled for boxer's,stick's in a leg,then the other pulls said Boxers up and toddles of to the waiting loo,why did it not dawn on me that tight feeling digging into my neather parts was not all caused by said filled blader,upon hose pipeing said contents into the waiting bowl well ok alittle i found out following day had not quite hit the intended mark i about turned and toddled of back to bed why did i still have such a tight restricting feeling in my nether parts yep i had both legs in one leg hole of said Boxer's why did i not sit down on the bed to remove legs from boxer leg hole,why did i bend over so far i paid the price thud one half asleep male legs constricted in said boxer hole hits the floor my gripe is why did i have that late night when i just know im going to regret it. why did it not dawn on me i had both legs in one leg hole and why have i just told you lot about it

del gone bed he working tomoz IMNot
I'm bored pissed on my own dunno what to do noones here to moan with
I'm not going bed yet I wanna have a laff even if its by myself
Don't mind if I do 'lights a city hmmmmn blows smoke out '
Swigs of my beer oh yeah

Sad but true

Well you see iv got that Free Sat Tv connected to my Goggle box and my lad and i watch that Horror channel,well he dose mostly,well the thing is first thing in the morning i switch the tv on and its nearly all ways on this Horror channel still which low and behold is showing American Adds im not one to rearly watch adds on the TV,but saying that our home adds are over in a short time,these American Adds they go on,and on,and on,and on, iv never heard such WAFFLE as these Adds,they dont just show an Add,they bombard you with them,talk about Pressure selling if i had to watch Adds like those all the time id go compleatly Bonkers in no time at all,blimey they dont half go on,makes one feel like giving the TV some thing like

Awwwwww!! I want a Horror Channel!!

Buy a Free Sat box then L.G. and connect it to a sat dish,Horror channet's,Movie channel's,New's,Bolly wood and much much more oh yeah and American pressure adds

Sky charge too much money

^^^^^^ Free Sat is not sky,you pay one of payment for the box,i got mine from Argos there are two type's on cost's about £70 that one give's you H.D and the other one is just the same but cost's about £30 that one you dont get H.D capability,iv got the H.D one dont confuse the Free/Sat with sky,you can use a sky Sat Dish to connect tho,or buy a dish your self,easy set up,Free,Sat should also not be confused with Free view tho as well they are compleatly different,but just like Free view,you dont pay any more to watch it,think iv got some thing like 90 channels

omg ive so much to do and no time to do it...someone plz helppppppppp

Hello Myra

Back to work Monday :(,shortly going to ASDA where it's avoid the trolley bashers.

Poppy and watch out for those Electric scooters zooming up and down past the baked beans and noodle shelves and Myra you can do it lady put your mind in Neutral best foot forwards and motor of ,soon get what ever done then you can relax some

I've done my main shop online for a good few years now, so much easier and stress free, now I do a clothes shop online if I need anything...I'd be lost without my pc, but I can still do shopping online with my moby if needs must just takes longer

I was doing my shopping on line,but the last couple of time's not been happy yogurts haven't a good date on ,now i'm a greedy moo but i can't eat 12 yogurts in 3 day's so wasted a canny bit.

I put my washing on the line except for when its raining,but my drier has packed in so im getting a new one Thursday and the best bit is one of my Son in law's work's for the Co.op and he get's double discount on his pay day which would you beleave it is yes its Thursday