Whipping Post Rant Thread

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 OK peeps as yer's all know ,there is always something wut goes on or happens that makes us just want to give it a good wut fer. 

This is the place to let it all go -sock it to it,this is it .
This is the place to let it rip. It might be political-it may be domestic,-it could be about a bogus product you bought that doesn't do wut it says it does. Maybe it's yer next door neighbor -wutever it is give a good wut fer here.  
Whip it ,just whip it, yea whip it, just whip it !

This is it !

This is the whipping post rant thread.

Whip it ,yea whip it ,whip it- just whip it-.Maybe you can't beat it but you sure can whip it 

Oh lovely a thread to moan in...right Dear Points of view, WHY OH WHY OH WHY Do the lifts keep breaking down in my local Tesco's, not a week goes by with one of the two being out of order, WHY OH WHY OH WHY cant they keep em running ? its not like they aint got any money !

Below represents me hitting the Tesco lift repair man.

 

broke down elevators ,dispicable unreliable insidious things them things are


 
                 

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Now this is something I learnt when visiting clients who lived in sheltered housing....

Majority of lifts are old, when a repair man arrives 9 times out of 10 they can't fix it straight away because the lift is old and they have to send away for parts.

My advice, find a new supermarket that has brand new lifts and avoid getting stuck in an old one

 Why can't the UK lotto and Euro lotto be fairer and let me win the jackpot one week preferably when £50 Million is up for grabs   

 whip it good Bev


  

 

I'll grant you 3 wishes Beaver and if you win I want a fair cut ok?  

 

Ok Bev here's a little add-vice fer yer ! 
first of all where yer are about to peel off a little cash to get yer lotto ticket ,what yer don't do is peel it off real slow and miserly like. You've got to whip it out   yes whip it !

You whip it out and whip down with the cash and yer say gimme that winner -gimme it now   and another and another  !

Yer must tell yerself yer going to whip it -.

 

Whip it good 

    Well i used your three wishes L.G.   and i whipped mi quid out and slammed it down on the counter,and said in a stern voice gimmi the winner,whip that winner out that ticket machine and be quick about it lady   she bunged the ticket back at me and into my greasy mits and i hugged it to my Heart by way of my breast pocket and scurried of home to await the lotto results with a kind of expectation of forthcoming Champagne corks popping away and my finger was expecting to be tapping palm tree clad destinations in sunny climes Holidays on my laptop  Well after what seemed an age and a half the draw began  and,and,and,,,,,,,,,,,,,       

    Do i need to say i did not win so much as a Tenner

   This new Windows 8 screen is doing my head in   as you know iv recently bought a new lappy with windows 8 pre installed on it not my beloved windows 7   bought a book that suppose to teach you all you need to know  only to find that installed on this wondrous machine is a walk through video that guides you through it   i could have saved me some cash if i had known  well i learning in leaps and bounds  normally around my front room i might add tho  but why oh why does the screen keep jumping screen resolution one touch of the mouse the text shrinks the size of an ant,have to click to bring it back,why is there so many adds to get rid of  its got voice recognission to and when i try and use it  it takes me every where other than where i wont to go   one day i will be an expert with it but not today   no sir,,,eeee ??????   

That shouldn't be happening with the screen resolution, that should've been all preset  

Try clicking on the windows icon at the bottom left and select My Computer...there you will be able to select your screen resolution and also you can do the mouse settings as well xx

 Yes Marm    

                

Sorry change that to Control Panel 

    

  

  I think im in for some good luck  the day started with pain tho  as i stubed my toe and then got cramp as i put my socks on sitting on my bed,resulting in a game of hopscotch that could have been mistaken for an Irish jig  then as i went outside on my way to the local shops that nice little resident crow that likes to sit in my tree let loose with a little preasant for me on my nice freshly ironed shirt  then on my way back home my left shoe found some thing that a local dog walker failed to pick up   well they do say its suppose to be a sign of luck iminant dont they so i better buy some lotto tickets i think as well as an extra roll of you know what paper   

  whip it Beaver 

O dear - I hope it wasn't that spell I sent you - going wrong:roll:

 Im sure your spell will work in my favour Mrs P. i'll rub my lotto and Euro ticket and see if anything happens

Don't ferget to whip it Bev  

 

 

 Niagra many years ago when believe it or not i was so much younger,dashing and drop dead good looking  well my Future Mrs thought so  well i was kinda out with some mates in downTown Berlin Germany, and our route kind of lead us to one of those seedy shops were what i can only say was stocked with what looked like tools of Torture and a young woman dressed in rather revealing leather attire and holding a whip in her had  i could feel her eyes burning into my soul and that constant twitch of the hand holding that whip made me a little nervous to say the least,well true to form a cold sweat set in and a rather thick yellow line began to appear up my back and i started to fancy eating corn so began to start clucking like a chicken as i backed out that door way faster than i at first went in   the smell of fresh air and freedom to run felt oh so invigorating as i bolted like a rabbit into the nearest pub follower by all my mates except one   funny we never saw him for the rest of that day    i think he must have Whipt it Niagra or some thing

It was fear itself yer should have whipped Beaver  

 

 

 Niagra thats easy for you to say,but beleave me when faced with a sight like that you to would be bricking it too in your Boxer shorts im telling yus  or are yer into that kind of thing  yer know whips like  yer not with that Eton crowd are yer  you know tie me to the rack and go for it baby    

No Bev that sort of thing is wayyy too much fer me. 

  You and me both Niagra  Its a sight that sends shivers down the Bravest of mens spines im telling yuss  it could even put a man of his breakfast Coco pops