A Christmas Story....

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It was the night of Christmas Eve and snow began to fall.....

All the shoppers began fleeing the stores in rush

Except for one man who smiled with a twinkle in his eye....

Of course he was he himself and that is no lie  

and by his side was a gift wrapped box  

But the box was no ordinary box because when the box is opened it turns into another box     

and that box was a portal to another dimension.....

....Lapland in the year 3012.....

 

where highrise skyscrapers made of snow stood under a glacial dome of ice...

 It was reported that the young man who lived on the 29th floor of the snow tower was again found to be watching naughty videos which in turn made the temperature rise now his apartment is on the new 15th floor after a melting spree  

In the neighbouring snow tower on the 15th floor was a beaver peering out of his window with a pair of binoculars watching.....

    

our own xmas panto  

 The Beaver who was watching the video from an adjoining ice towers 15the floor was none other than Ebonizer two logs on tick McGraw a known tight paddled Beaver who was to tight to fork out for a TV Licence instead he watched others TV's through a pair of Binoculars he had found before they were lost that use to belong to a couple of Bird watches who camped by a large pond one summers day,thing though in his ice tower block was also heating up due to the potency and content of the said video, and his tower to was fast shrinking away like going down in a lift,but he did not care as he wanted to see the end of the video. 

There was a loud knocking on the door....."Police!! Open the door now!!"

   Seeing how the 15th floor was now at ground level he jumped out the window and legged it fast to the ice hole in the local pond with his Binoculars  around his neck, he just had time to see the end of the video  

Once in the pond under the ice he saw a female beaver swigging from a bottle of Jack Daniels.....

Ebonize  hard luck two logged McGraw half hitched the J.D From the paws of said Damsel Beaver and par took of a quick gulp before continuing to paddle with the full weight of the law hard on his paddle leaving a disbelieving  Female Beaver pointing to the police which way he had paddled  

Little did the little rascal know but the Police had sent in scuba divers...

 And little did those police scuba divers know that Tight wad McGraw was nibbling through rope's that held the key log in the dam back, and once bitten through in about 3 seconds time the whole dam would collapse and the divers would then be heading for Niagra falls and a High dive with scores out of ten for Technique, style and entry would be given by onlooking judges, mean while McGraw tight wad was out the pond and had high jacked a passing car holding the driver Hostage threatening him with a bite of his teeth and a good paddling if he refused to cooperate with his escape plan.   

unfortunately for the tightwad beaver the driver was a terrorist with a bomb strapped to him...it detonated 10 seconds after the beaver got in the car.....

Back to the snow city under the ice dome people were celebrating...

          

   Back in the ice tower and ice dome the people heard the explosion from the terrorists bomb but then watched in astonishment as a Beaver flew through the sky with a jet of fire emanating from his rear end   it seemed that just as the terrorist had detonated his bomb Tight wad two logged McGraw had just broke wind and caused a secondary explosion which blew McGraw high into the sky like scud Missile launch, the police were powerless as their Helicopter was  grounded for repair,mean while the ice dome tenants association were meeting to discuss the melting of the two ice tower blocks and the loss of rent from them, Cameron has been notified and this case will be discussed in Westminster at its next session.   

meanwhile everything stops for Mrs Browns xmas special which is starting in a few minutes