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WARNING WARNING THE FALLOWING IS A PUBLIC SAFETY MESSAGE FROM THE UKCHATABOUT EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM.


The aliens from outer space have been spying on tellacommunications via outerspaceual phone tapping .They have been found out and as a result of that global unrest has been spread throughout the earths atmosphere thus causing gastorial intestinal discomfort threatening intercontinential divide.

DO NOT GET CAUGHT SHORT OF TIN FOIL STOCK UP BEFER IT IS TOO LATE.

ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE ARE WATCHING YOU

Some of those Nazi rocket Scientists learnt and expanded what they came to work on with the help of the very people that the Nazi's were trying to exterminate namely the Jewish Scientists who were allowed to live just as long as they continued to be of any use to the Nazi war machine, but I think the History books were cooked to not mention that  

 That light on Mar's    it could be a Martian male whose Martian wife kicked her mate out of bed to go look see what all that racket was when the Martian Explorer made its landing and that's him on top of the Hill with his Torch shining away shouting back at his wife I cant bloody see  nothing I think you got to much red dust in your ears im off back to bed  

  

 iv got a splinter in my finger and if I turn clockwise to the North east I can pick up BBC radio one is this of Alien origin  

 

 oh this takes me back good old les Dawson    

     That's our good old Les Dawson that is I bet he is making them laugh on the other side now our Rik Mayall has joined him        

This is an emergency broadcast from the ukchatabout emergency broadcast system.

WARNING WARNING ,at this time yers should check the seams and creases on yer tin foil hats because alien form outer space activity is at an all time high .


The aliens from outer space are the cause of a new global disorder and the winds of war appear to be shifting in the sands.


Do not run short of tin foil.


Aliens from outer space are watching you.


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 Nar every thing stops for the World Cup the wars will have to wait except the one on the field of football play sorry Son you will have to wait keep watching from your orbiting space craft you can see all the  matches from there for free. 

                      

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 Its them Aliens from outer space Niagra  they are back for a visit again  

 

Lmao!!!!!  

special report from the alien from outer space watch tower

as fallows, Beaver has been reported missing and the circumstances surrounding his disappearance as it turns out are without a doubt somewhat mysterious . The center for alien from outer space abduction has been conducting extensive questioning  of beavers far and wide and none of the beavers questioned thus far have a clue as to where the beaver of question is.

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