First topic message reminder :
WARNING WARNING THE FALLOWING IS A PUBLIC SAFETY MESSAGE FROM THE UKCHATABOUT EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM.
The aliens from outer space have been spying on tellacommunications via outerspaceual phone tapping .They have been found out and as a result of that global unrest has been spread throughout the earths atmosphere thus causing gastorial intestinal discomfort threatening intercontinential divide.
DO NOT GET CAUGHT SHORT OF TIN FOIL STOCK UP BEFER IT IS TOO LATE.
ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE ARE WATCHING YOU