Warning warning This Is A Test

WARNING WARNING THE FALLOWING IS A PUBLIC SAFETY MESSAGE FROM THE UKCHATABOUT EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM.


The aliens from outer space have been spying on tellacommunications via outerspaceual phone tapping .They have been found out and as a result of that global unrest has been spread throughout the earths atmosphere thus causing gastorial intestinal discomfort threatening intercontinential divide.

DO NOT GET CAUGHT SHORT OF TIN FOIL STOCK UP BEFER IT IS TOO LATE.

ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE ARE WATCHING YOU

Niagara that rocket looks like a giant metal vibrator!!

Sorry, just had to say that!

  

 

Yon rocket does have a somewhat penile appearance 

It would be really scary if it was a giant vibrator 

NEWS FALLOW UP WARNING WARNING the fallowing content may send chills up yer spine -cold weather clothing may be required fer viewing.




A snowstorm has been sighted in the Russian Federation that may be in route to Germany . It has been reported the snowstorm may be in actuality a camofluge created by aliens from outer space to hide vital information stolen from places no one is supposed to see. It has been reported that informational exchanges may be preparing to take flight under the heading of [x snowstorm x factor 2.]The global curiosity alert has been raised to level five. The alien watch is at an all time high which means off the scale.


Aliens from outer space are watching you are you watching back ???






End transmission ,yers may return now to yer normal routine.




 





 

 Report this is a mental powered transmission from Alien space ship about to depart this Earth destination unknown, im using a thought transmitter of Alien origin to transmit what your now reading, im at the moment indisposed as im strapped down on some kind of table belly down and paddle up   hold on little grey thing's coming pluss one rather large skinny one holding what look's like a probe or some thing and he is looking at me kind of strange like   oh my lord he is approaching the table Help  me, Help me, HE,,,  HELLOOOOOO  ,,,,,,,,,,     I Think he like's me

LOL NF/Beaver

  Santa Claus conquers the martians 

Warning warning news up date warning warning flash update


The Weathermen have released a statement saying there will be no clemency fer the snow storm over the Russian federation .The national weather service NWS WEATHERMEN has further stated the snow storm will simply blow over. It has not been made clear what blow over means .

It may be a timely process involved in the clean up after the storm. Do not run shot of tin foil stock up now.

ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE ARE WATCHING YOU 

End transmission ,yers may return to yer regular routine.