Community scary story

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Time fer a little fun -,
write four lines and those lines don't have to rhyme .The idea is to write a scary story around the camp fire.

It was dark ,pitch black and it was raining hard  
Suddenly there was a power outage and all the phones stopped working
Wolves were howling ,dogs were barking endlessly and all the spiders dropped dead leaving only the web. 
But the strangest thing that happened stopped the clock,the refrigerator was running and it ran right out the door.

pphhwww - ready for a burger now:brr: 

Paws off Beaver! They're all mine!  

  This ruddy laptops doing mi head in  

Right then pop corn,yeah you and pandora can have them L.G. im ready for a Burger with hot chilli sauce on myself,as for Niagra i think he is one of those officers sitting in the squad car up the track stuffing donuts he still thinks the Giant rats in the land of the living,he has got rotting corpse floating down stream guts stretching the length of the river both banks survivors coughing their guts up and the air is thick with the stench of every thing sept cooking Beef Burgers oh im famished i am i could just sink my gnashers into something nice right about now stuf the donuts     

If Bad was here you could've chewed on his legs  

 L.G. Dont get me started on Bads,those legs on that Nun do funny things to a Hot blooded male like,well enough said on that take my word on it,do you know those legs went right up to her bum and like............... OH see what you gone and done now,im seeing those pins again i wont sleep tonight now,lets just get back to corps floating down river again its more healthy