Beaver's Den

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Okies, been chatting with Beaver today, he's sent his love to us all, like us he's missing chatting and is patiently waiting for UKCB to return, he said he may pop in and give us all a fright but in the meantime this is our Beaver's Den for us to play in with a temporary beaver, never know our beaver might take a fancy to her.....or him    


    

  Hello Beaver.

ok, so we've called off the search party. Command post ordered a high and low search fer yer .

 
 Yeah well eermm  like yeah I saw the  and they were making a right din buzzing about just when im  giving some pike a good  thrutching to on a nice quite peaceful lake     well I gave them the paw I did,(that's the finger to all you Humans out there:lol: ) and I dodged the    search party as I went from one family lodge to another on a spirit sampleing mission  im undecided still on J.D. /Glenfidich/johnny walker/famous Grouse/Bell's/ and some other's that my Blurred vision could not make out  but I should make up my mind before Christmas

  Here's a little something to help yer along with all the foggyness what is cloging yer mind !



 


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 Well thank yer Niagra that's good of yer but can I say yer forgot the Holly on the bomb it is Christmas after all

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Good king Beaver last swam out
of his lodge late one Friday  
he was swimming and going down  town
for a beer or two was willing
with a paddle or two he was soon in sight
of the dog and duck oh it was thrilling  
then the bar man came in sight
and pulling pints from pumps that were gleaming
pull me one oh go on then make it two
and give me a whiskey chaser
and standing under the old kissing weed
hopeing the barmaid was willing  
Brightly shone his nose that night
and his paddle all was twitching
then a lady Beaver came in sight
and soon the two were leaving   



MERRY CHRISTMASS TO ALL OUR READERS

  

 




 



 

  

 OH, I saw mummy snogging Santa Claw's   
the Christmas tree was a rocking,and the fairy of course
oh yeah I would have told my Daddy    
but he was busy with a lady
now im wondering if im the son of
Santa Claw's    

Old Rudolf the Rain deer whispered in my ear
get on this sled and lets blow away from here
jive alone a rainbow do a  booggy  on the milky way   
and i'll get all the pressants  that Santa now could
not give away
but im not that greedy so i'll black mail them all today
no it want  my idea it was Rudolf's little plan   
couse he never forgave old Santa for spoiling his
one big chance,he had whispered sweet nothing's
into the ear of his dear mate prance     
then Santa hitched him up to pull this sled instead
when he very nearly would have ended up in
the hay with dear old prance,
yeah oh I saw Mummy snogging Santa Claw's    

  

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   ^^^^^^  Godzilla's victory Dance

 How about this one then Niagra  just up your street this one,remember the aliens are watching us  

 

 



good one beaver  

 

  maybe da place needs some kind of per-tective ordnance per-claiming da
joint is some kind of nature trail er some such thing . Speak'en of ordnance
how you like yer new alarm system


 


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 Nar that's no good,im thinking of taking up an offer from a Big Bad Bear I know and learn the art of Hibernation for Winter

  yer needs to practice flick'en da chicken so's er can be prepared to blow da coup !


 

  

 HELLO BEAVER , it don't look like dat rubber chicken is hav'en a blast now does it ?

 

 I think they put to much chilli on that chicken Niagra, I just fancied a leg as well