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PostSubject: Funny Quotes About Men   Funny Quotes About Men EmptySat Jan 05, 2013 7:59 am

1. Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

2. If you never want to see a man again, say, ‘I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children…’ – they leave skid marks.

3. While creating men, God promised women that a good and ideal man would be found in all corners of the world, then He made the earth round.

4. Always remember:
When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“She has to.”
But
When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“He has two.”

5. When you see a homeless man, feel no pity. He should have listened to his wife.

6. A husband is someone who after taking the trash out gives the impression he’s cleaned the whole house!
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How many did you identify with then Miikk? cool1 whistle
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had most in my area at one time or another ladyg its just how my personality works laughing laughing
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