Funny Quotes About Women

1. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

2. Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’.

3. If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.

4. Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.

5. The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.

6. Women are like telephones they like to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong buttons you could be disconnected.

A BUNCH OF WOMEN IN A FIELD FULL OF VIBRATORS WERE ARRESTED FOR SQUATTING

If a woman ask's dose my Bum look big in this dress
for god's sake dont say YES

If a woman does think her bum looks big in an outfit then she needs to change it

What her Bum or her outfit,mind most chap's like a nice round Bum on a woman,well they kind of make a womans figure and by gum they are oh so great to cuddle up to at night,nice and warm like,but its safer to be faceing the other way like couse,well how can i put this,,,well its not just men who like to blow of is it,and jeeezzzie peeepss woman can be oh so potent with it

Her bum is massive

^^^^^^ Im saying Nowt got this feeling it could be safer that way some how

Women are like telephones they like to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong buttons you could be disconnected