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PostSubject: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Sun Jun 01, 2014 7:07 am

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She arrives next week... £89.99 and £10 postage.
Bike pump not included.



I think i'll call her Susie.
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:37 pm

Rolling Eyes  wave Mayflower looking at this battle of the sex's from a Male perspective and seeing as how I lived with a Woman for most of my adult life being her Husband, I learned right from the start the art of being seen but not heard at a certain time of the  Month and eagerly agreed with every thing she said at this time, I became an expert at noting those little tell tale sign's that my life could be danger if I did not make my self scarce forthwith, thank God I like to go fishing or play a round of golf etc or do some extra overtime any thing until this clear dangerous period was over, OK so I am over doing the danger bit but I knew she loved me really  lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:49 pm

Beaver  wave 

I knew that Kid  Very Happy  no problem.
 Actually I have heard It said -

"Never trust anything that bleeds for a whole week-and doesn't die."  Shocked 

 That's what makes us females so Amazing  Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Mon Aug 04, 2014 12:06 pm

Does this belong to you by any chance Billy??  cool2  whistle 


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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:04 pm

LMAO where did you find it ? I'm a bit concerned LG, because he's just getting over her, and this will just open up old wounds Rolling Eyes 

She looks nice and clean too...no bite marks or punctures. whistle  May not be Grumpys after all !
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Mon Aug 04, 2014 11:26 pm

You haven't seen all the sticky plasters on the back of it, a certain area looks very well worn!  whistle
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:46 am

Haha you lot  emb2 

Alas it was never to be..

She was too high maintainance for my likening.... always wanting money for puncture outfits..

Its back to hanging around bingo halls and waiting for the drunk ones to stumble out for me....
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:53 am

Going to be a toyboy for the blue rinse brigade eh?  lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:55 am

You never know.... i might bump into Flo...

 lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:06 am

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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:10 am

^^^  lol! 

The mind boggles as to what search term you used to find that pic hehe..
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:13 am

lol!  Niagara!  laughing 

Just typing in blow up doll works perfect Billy  lol! 

You should get in touch with Flo and get her to come here  Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Fri Aug 08, 2014 5:22 pm

That photo of 'Broad' on the Motorbike made me LMAO.
Great sense of Fun you Guy's.  cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Sat Aug 09, 2014 3:24 am

First time I've ever seen a latex 'woman' waiting for her initiation into a Hells Angels crew  whistle
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Mon Aug 11, 2014 11:00 pm

Rolling Eyes That motor bike chick has got to be able to handle a spanner to join the Hells Angels  whistle I don't think that she will be in the gang that long if she gets a pumpture  from the hot exhaust, she would fly away faster than Grumpys did  whistle
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Tue Aug 12, 2014 8:39 am

Anyone got a pic of a flying blow up doll?  lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Tue Aug 12, 2014 11:28 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Tue Aug 12, 2014 11:34 pm

Do you know....I can actually imagine Grumpy doing something like that  laugh5 

Brilliant Beaver!!  laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Tue Aug 12, 2014 11:46 pm

Rolling Eyes She is a High flyer in the City so im told L.G.  Laughing  Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Tue Aug 12, 2014 11:55 pm

Awww!! I'm so glad I'm back, really have missed you lot and the giggles  lol!  lh
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Sat Aug 16, 2014 10:33 am

buy your pumpture repair kits from the pound shop get more for your money she will love you more for it  whistle
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Sun Aug 17, 2014 3:47 am

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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:23 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:11 am

Sorry about the late reply chaps...and chapesses...


I found comfort in the arm (yes,arm) of a pre-war non british certified older type plastic model lady.

The fact it only as one arm is neither here nor there,but i thought it worth mentioning to make things harder for Niagra on his quest for a pic/video..
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:18 am

LMAO  laugh5
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Tue Sep 23, 2014 5:16 pm

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