Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.

First topic message reminder :

She arrives next week... £89.99 and £10 postage.
Bike pump not included.



I think i'll call her Susie.

   Mayflower looking at this battle of the sex's from a Male perspective and seeing as how I lived with a Woman for most of my adult life being her Husband, I learned right from the start the art of being seen but not heard at a certain time of the  Month and eagerly agreed with every thing she said at this time, I became an expert at noting those little tell tale sign's that my life could be danger if I did not make my self scarce forthwith, thank God I like to go fishing or play a round of golf etc or do some extra overtime any thing until this clear dangerous period was over, OK so I am over doing the danger bit but I knew she loved me really  

Beaver   

I knew that Kid    no problem.
 Actually I have heard It said -

"Never trust anything that bleeds for a whole week-and doesn't die."   

 That's what makes us females so Amazing  

Does this belong to you by any chance Billy??     

LMAO where did you find it ? I'm a bit concerned LG, because he's just getting over her, and this will just open up old wounds  

She looks nice and clean too...no bite marks or punctures.   May not be Grumpys after all !

You haven't seen all the sticky plasters on the back of it, a certain area looks very well worn!  

Haha you lot   

Alas it was never to be..

She was too high maintainance for my likening.... always wanting money for puncture outfits..

Its back to hanging around bingo halls and waiting for the drunk ones to stumble out for me....

Going to be a toyboy for the blue rinse brigade eh?  

You never know.... i might bump into Flo...

 

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The mind boggles as to what search term you used to find that pic hehe..

  Niagara!   

Just typing in blow up doll works perfect Billy   

You should get in touch with Flo and get her to come here  

That photo of 'Broad' on the Motorbike made me LMAO.
Great sense of Fun you Guy's.  

First time I've ever seen a latex 'woman' waiting for her initiation into a Hells Angels crew  

 That motor bike chick has got to be able to handle a spanner to join the Hells Angels   I don't think that she will be in the gang that long if she gets a pumpture  from the hot exhaust, she would fly away faster than Grumpys did  

Anyone got a pic of a flying blow up doll?  

Do you know....I can actually imagine Grumpy doing something like that   

Brilliant Beaver!!  

 She is a High flyer in the City so im told L.G.    

Awww!! I'm so glad I'm back, really have missed you lot and the giggles    

buy your pumpture repair kits from the pound shop get more for your money she will love you more for it  

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Meet Susie, Toosie and Flusie




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Sorry about the late reply chaps...and chapesses...


I found comfort in the arm (yes,arm) of a pre-war non british certified older type plastic model lady.

The fact it only as one arm is neither here nor there,but i thought it worth mentioning to make things harder for Niagra on his quest for a pic/video..

LMAO 

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