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PostSubject: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Sun Jun 01, 2014 7:07 am

First topic message reminder :

She arrives next week... £89.99 and £10 postage.
Bike pump not included.



I think i'll call her Susie.
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Tue Sep 23, 2014 5:36 pm

:ccf:Me too, and Good morning you Guy's.. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Wed Sep 24, 2014 5:21 am

Morning Mayflower...

Hope you're well..
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Wed Sep 24, 2014 5:29 am

Good evening Grumpy wave  I'm champion thanks. How's yourself these days ? Wink

 You keeping outta trouble Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:30 pm

I'm fine thanks...
I'm trying to keep out of trouble, but theres so many temptations put in my way...

For instance was what I meant to do when that youngster walked past me with a custard pie in his hands?

The judge might not not have thought it was funny,but I jolly well did.

Oh well... back to musing over the works of Aristotle and plato.. <<<<< (that's my serious side)...

Glad your ok... chin up :)
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:02 pm

My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on our way to see my parents, so I called them up and said, "Sorry Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture."

"Oh Grumpy!" she sighed. "I thought you had a real one this time."
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:25 pm

Hey Grumps....Was that you I saw smooching away with one of those half-dressed Models in the display window of Marks & Spencers last night about midnight? I couldn't believe my eyes Shocked Quite a crowd had gathered, and I could hear the alarms going off..
Are you home now, or still detained?

Have a lovely Saturday wave
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Sat Oct 04, 2014 12:06 am

you will never get a puncture with his hunny

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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Tue Oct 07, 2014 5:31 pm

cof:

:ccf: :ccf: :ccf: :ccf: :ccf: :ccf: :ccf:

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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Sat Oct 18, 2014 7:46 am

Hey Grumpy wave  How's things going with you....and you know who/what? Neutral
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Sat Oct 25, 2014 8:22 pm

Mayflower wrote:
Hey Grumpy wave  How's things going with you....and you know who/what? Neutral

Hello Mayflower,

Hope your well....

As for the brief fling...its over...
I caught her texting the Michelin man who adorns the local garage forecourt.
The brazen hussy is no longer welcome in my garden shed.
Back to gazing out the window thinking of what could have been...
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Sat Oct 25, 2014 9:00 pm

I watched a documentry a few weeks back, it was about paedos being housed in residential areas where there's loads of children and schools.

One was arrested for child porn...the disgusting creep!! but what amazed me....he had a blow up duck!! Shocked

Apparently blow up animals are available for those into beastiality Rolling Eyes

Ewww ewwwww!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Sun Oct 26, 2014 8:01 am

Eewwww ewe did he have a Blow-up sheep as well ?

 I mean WTF...who makes these things, and how do they sleep at night? Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Fri Dec 19, 2014 8:06 am

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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Sat Dec 20, 2014 7:10 pm

Can you find me a similar pic Niagarafalls with a sexy Fella ? wave 

Perhaps a picture of Grumpy in his pJ's would be good, really make my Christmas that would Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Sat Dec 20, 2014 9:15 pm

Mayflower wrote:
Can you find me a similar pic Niagarafalls with a sexy Fella ? wave 

Perhaps a picture of Grumpy in his pJ's would be good, really make my Christmas that would Wink

I stopped wearing pj's (and clothes)when i spotted a classy looking Spongebob onesie in the pound shop window...
I get a few laughs behind my back at work but mum said its because they're jealous.
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Sat Dec 20, 2014 9:37 pm

WOW that really made my Heart Race...Sounds fab emb2

 LMAO You're as mad as a box of frogs Grumpy wave
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Sun Dec 21, 2014 11:36 pm

I'd like to take all the credit for being bonkers but i'm going to blame you for encouraging me :)

Happy christmas Mayflower and long may you continue...
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:30 am

Did it have Squarepants as well Grumpy? Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:31 am

Merry Christmas to you too Grumpy wave  Long may we continue to encourage each other. Very Happy

Mayflower~
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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:12 am

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PostSubject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend.   Tue Dec 23, 2014 12:32 am

That's excellent Niagarafalls. Thank you for posting Laughing
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