Whipping Post Rant Thread

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 OK peeps as yer's all know ,there is always something wut goes on or happens that makes us just want to give it a good wut fer. 

This is the place to let it all go -sock it to it,this is it .
This is the place to let it rip. It might be political-it may be domestic,-it could be about a bogus product you bought that doesn't do wut it says it does. Maybe it's yer next door neighbor -wutever it is give a good wut fer here.  
Whip it ,just whip it, yea whip it, just whip it !

This is it !

This is the whipping post rant thread.

Whip it ,yea whip it ,whip it- just whip it-.Maybe you can't beat it but you sure can whip it 

 

 






  

   

beaver12 wrote:

   OK Right........ :cl1:Now the Rant and I mean Rant for the start of 20014 is   JUST WHERE IS ALL THESE NEW Members     I recon Niagra has been frightening them all of with his     we seek them HERE we seek them THERE we regular Members seek them EVERY WHERE            iv checked yeah iv washed and shaved got nice after shave on even used deodorant by the bucket full, I don't crack the mirror when I look into it so its got to be NIAGRA'S Fault    

I think they just think we're all nuts tbh....and probably you 2 are violent fruitcakes  

 










  

  It just a little too quiet in here.
Is it raining   
Come in here and have yerselves a nice long lengthy rant   
It will make yer feel good   

And yer can whip it good and that will make yer feel even better   


Come on now whip it ya whip it   so whip it just whip it   

Maybe yer can't beat it but yer sure can whip it !

             

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Climate change deniers in the valley of the headless chicken brigade


  
  
                            

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The above ^ is a typical example of just how a climate change denier will appear

  There is a beaver snatcher out there and it's about time to get to the bottom of it.

  
  

 


                  
  
  

I hope he's ok  

I'm beginning to wonder about that too lady G.

 Todays been fine lots of Sunshine nice and warm, after lots of rain and cold days and nights   and what do I do   I spend an hour and a half tapping keys on this laptop, then sit outside with a beer with mi shades on for an hour, and to top it off I iron two baskets of washing while doing a third wash   then another beer before doing dinner egg fried rice with prawns  :cl1:after weeks moaning that I cannot go out because its to cold and raining I finally get what iv been craving and all I do is do the ironing washing and sit on my ass with a beer    

You forgot to realize that the rain after weeks of it is depressing and it makes on feel like doing a whole lot nothing more so as days of rain, rain on.

When yer were younger yer will have been full of pep and spunkyness and run out there to do as much as possible in the sun taking advantage of the nice weather.

But as yer get older it takes more time to transition from the gloom of of days of rain to sun shine.

Yer used yer energy in a positive way, and even if you don't know it sit'en in the sun fer a bit with a beer inbetween tasks is a good thing. Think about it, people relax at the beach by sitting in sun and many of them don't even take a dip in the water.

Yer need to focus on the positive aspects of what you got done and simply sitting and enjoying the day passing with a beer or two.



Seems to me you tended to the tasks that needed be'en done and enjoyed some sun and relaxation too. That's positive.

  On the other hand if yer need'en a little fire set alight under yer arse here ya go


  

  

   Aye that ass blast kinda did the trick  :w1:thanks for that Niagra    well when I hit that sack I was out for the light like connecting with an upper cut from old Mohamed Alli  the stars were shining bright in slumber valley   so far today had breakfast Micro waved white fish fillets sprinkled with Jamaican jerk seasoning love that stuff, three toast mug of tea with honey    been Doctors had some blood sucked out of my arm emptied waste bin as bin wagon came by,looks like its going to be another nice day so whats to do cleaned  the car yester day might as well clean mi pads windows today then nip out for a ride in car,were to go mmmmm Matlock Derbyshire, or Attenbough Nature Reserve, the park, go fishing,,,,,maybe a round of golf or cut the grass it needs doing      might even leave the car get the bus into the City and take a crow bar with me so I can open my wallet and do some shopping    mmmm in the mean time while I decide i'll enjoy this cuppa that iv just made    

  Thank's   

 Been on face book some old time Ukcb ex.patts  on there some of which joined here but have not shown their mushes for yonks in these threads, well they are lamenting the old times on Ukcb kinda missing it and letting each other know what their i.d.s  where etc, well I put my spoke in like Beavers do and said that I was on L.G.s site and it could do with some action like so  :cl1:well you  never know do yuss we might just be getting some visits maybe or maybe not see which way the wind blows and all that like    well I put up my two penneys worth any way    

  Yer done good old Bev's here's a cuppa fer yer

  

I added a little rum in it fer flavor   

     Ta Mucho

     I got a bottle of old white and Mckay Glasgow whisky here might par take of a dram or two purely medicinal of course  

whip it good   


  

 Ok I will give it some welly, but if I sleep in and wake with a Head with a steam Hammer going frantic in it and a mouth with fur lined tong with a breath that could kill at 40 mtres  its your fault ok    

 

     Nurse,Nurse  I want to go toilet   Nurse    oh what the Hell