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PostSubject: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Sat Jun 15, 2013 7:32 am

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angry OK peeps as yer's all know ,there is always something wut goes on or happens that makes us just want to give it a good wut fer. 

This is the place to let it all go -sock it to it,this is it .lol!
This is the place to let it rip. It might be political-it may be domestic,-it could be about a bogus product you bought that doesn't do wut it says it does. Maybe it's yer next door neighbor -wutever it is give a good wut fer here. angry 
Whip it ,just whip it, yea whip it, just whip it !lol!

This is it !

This is the whipping post rant thread.

Whip it ,yea whip it ,whip it- just whip it-.Maybe you can't beat it but you sure can whip it lol!


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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:41 am

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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Sun Aug 25, 2013 3:31 pm

jocolor 


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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Sun Aug 25, 2013 11:32 pm

Self assembly flat packs angryy 

Why oh why do they not put all fittings in seperate bags instead of having to hunt through little plastic bags that need a chainsaw to open and using a lot of time to search for different size screws, locking nuts, metal and wooden dowels????? rant3 rant2 rant3 rant2 angry angry sad1 

Anyway, 2 bedside cabinets, 2 chest of drawers and 2 double wardrobes all assembled and looking very nice indeed! Very Happy

Hinge templates, hinges and tension screws equals high blood pressure, swearing like a trooper, physical violent attacks and near nervous breakdowns resulting in mother and daughter bruised, battered, aching everywhere and completely knackered!

But we won! tup woo cncn
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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:07 am

cheers cheers cheers cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:44 am

lol!
It's absolute bliss to finally put away our clothes and put the suitcases away Very Happy 

Just need a computer desk now....

another flat pack.... sad1
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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:25 am

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yer fergot to mention those lie'en directionsrant2 /scroll]


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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:52 am

Oooh yes!!! it's a good job I noticed this...

we attached both sides of the first chest of drawers to the plinths then it came to putting the top on which we had prepared by following the instructions by inserting 2 metal dowels to the underneath of the top... then I noticed there were 2 extra holes to the opposite ends of the metal dowels and 1 extra hole in the tops of both chest of drawers sides...

there were 2 wooden dowels left in the plastic bag....read the instructions again and again, nothing about wooden dowels scratch

said to daughter they must go in or the back end of the top won't be fixed down...so in went the wooden dowels and 1 top for the chest of drawers firmly attached!
how bad is that to leave out a fitting that's needed in the instructions? Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:38 am

angry  Yes those directions are written by funky turkeys that put out a bunch of gobble gobble which does nothing more then add to already mass confusion packed in box:rt2: 

rant2 

The best thing to do is start out by reading the directions than lay those directions down and whip it ! angry  

that having been done ,yer are thasn prepared to begin assembly whip it style lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:37 pm

Dont use a right handed thread with a left handed screw driver and vice verser L.G.Laughing and be careful if you throw your rubber hammer as it could go all over the place and come back at you Laughing and your assembled flat pack will again become a flat pack as the Hammer hits it whistle the glue goes in the hole on the wooded peg not on the floor or wall etc Wink and dont try useing a foot pump as it will not pump up your flat packs like it dose an inflatable pool ok lol! hp2:
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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:34 am

You think you got a deal but the deal isn't real
they pack in a box and tell you it;s simple like hopscotch
in the store they got you curious 
but when you get home you become furious

easy to assemble thats what they say but little do you know it will take you all day
you unpack the box and it seems like dirty socks
the nightmare has begun and it's just a smoking gun
the directions say it's easy but it just too sleezy
yer anger's on the rise as the madness truely fly's

so whip it just whip it yea whip it just whip 

music 

whip it angry 

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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:57 pm

just when u think life is going good...something comes along and F*@#$ u up the A$$
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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:37 am

It's always the way Myra Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Thu Aug 29, 2013 5:35 am

Rolling Eyes  who ever it was who said life for most is not fair  Shocked  got it bang on i recon
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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:12 pm

rant2 Ther's not enough ranting going on here rant3 ,yer's have to get in the groove and whip it angry 

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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:16 pm

Rolling Eyes 

Mr Whippy the ice cream van has stopped coming out now....you can whip that if you want Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:31 pm

Mr. Whippy sold his van  B-cause the whole thing was a scam
he had a seedy partner with a very different plan
they were really selling dope untill they reached the end rope
Mr Whippy's in dept b cause he fell out of step
he really couldn't beat it so he had to place his bet

So whip it, yea whip it so whip it yea whip it
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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:42 pm

Niagara you bring out a rap song hp2:
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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:22 pm

wave music 

Hay,Mr Crow you looking at me
looking at me,looking at me
Hay Mr Crow,yeah you in the tree
you up there,you looking at me.

I know it was you who crapped
on my door,yeah on me door
crapped from that tree,

I got a gun,and its looking at you
yeah looking at you,looking at me
get your wings out stretched
and fly away,fly away,fly away
or i'll blow you away,blow you away

Next time I see that on mi door
I promice you be laying on this floor
laying on this floor,yeah Mr Crow
im a talking about you......about you.

so don't sit there looking at me
cos if I see any crap coming from
that tree,its eye ball to eye ball
combat,an I give it for free.

headphones whistle whistle
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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:40 am

lol!  Go MC Beaver RapMazzter! dj gangnam dance2
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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:21 pm

Rolling Eyes cool2 Yeah Babe,that there crow
is now in the know,
one more blob an its doom city
feathers rain,tree spinning floating day
when sky meets Mother Earth
a crow has to know its limits
blob mi door and its curtains,sure is
He knows I love him rearly
well I like feed the crap master
maby I to dam good to him
cos he flys around with a full mag
but now he as a got da message
aim yer bum gun on some others door
or im a aiming mine at him
an he be receiving an extra out let see
ahr I see him sitting there pondering
yeah you up there pondering me down
here,is it bread or lead Mr Crow.cool2
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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:38 am

I'm sensing a hatred of crows lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:12 am

Rolling Eyes That crow is a very Dirty little boy
not nice to do that on mi door
iv oiled mi gun,and I don't just do that
for fun,so iv I were him I would run
or fly his choice,but he sits there looking
all sad,so iv given him some chicken fat
instead,and pointed to her across the
roads door,i think he has got the message.whistle
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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Sun Sep 22, 2013 3:28 am

rant2 


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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Sun Sep 22, 2013 4:07 am

Got the hump again niagara? lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Whipping Post Rant Thread    Sun Sep 22, 2013 9:46 pm

angryy woke up this morning,must have kicked the sheets and blankets of me while I slept,i lay there like a frozen fish finger,so reached out to pull those sheets and blankets back and got a right cramp in both legs affraid was up and out that bed like a lightning bolt and doing some thing akin to an Irish jig around the bedroom angryy i'll best not try to mention the singing that I did at the same time all out of key I might add angryy angryy angryy
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