Whipping Post Rant Thread

 OK peeps as yer's all know ,there is always something wut goes on or happens that makes us just want to give it a good wut fer. 

This is the place to let it all go -sock it to it,this is it .
This is the place to let it rip. It might be political-it may be domestic,-it could be about a bogus product you bought that doesn't do wut it says it does. Maybe it's yer next door neighbor -wutever it is give a good wut fer here.  
Whip it ,just whip it, yea whip it, just whip it !

This is it !

This is the whipping post rant thread.

Whip it ,yea whip it ,whip it- just whip it-.Maybe you can't beat it but you sure can whip it 

 just why is it that every time i have a go on the lotto or Europe lotto if i pick number 7 then number 6 come's out and so forth
I only wont to be a Multimillionair just once,it's not fair

 come on now beaver ,you can do better than that ! Get back here and whip it good 

Why do ppl want to drag other ppl into court for their divorce CRAP?????

 Niagra mi old Buddy,befor you stuck this thread up,i could rant and rave for Britain,Nay !!!!! The World i could,i could im sure make a Saint put ear plug's in owing to the intensity of my ultra velocity rant's,the very Air we Breath would turn a lovely shade of Blue,but??????? NOW ?????? im free to let go with a Super lung full of Hot Air i find that im Lost for word's....no matter how much i try?????? my mind is as a blank canvase,so blank infact i think my Brain went on Holliday some time ago and failed to come home kind of Blank,yeah i know what your thinking,yes that is my natural state it's debated in high place's as to weather or not i ever actully owned a Brain in the first place,and some time's i have to agree with them,it's your fault for putting up this thread now i will have to face it,,,,,im rantless at this moment in time

 To the tune of Jackson Beat It:mus1:

They told you never come around here
Don't want to see yer face ,you better disappear
You know they play rough so you got to be tough
So whip it ,just whip it


The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
Yer giving them a whipping and and you have no fear
It's even better when yer drinking a glass of beer 
Just whip it ,yea whip it ,so whip it ,just whip it. 

You better not squat or take it lying down
They want to beat you, to rob you, turn you into a clown
They sell you bogus products complete with guarantee
But you know a refund you simply will not see
So whip it ,yea whip it ,just whip it,yea whip it

Those politicans lie again it's just another day
You know those lies will haunt you and are always here to stay
They don''t never want to be defeated
Showing how funky is their fight
It doesn't really matter who is wrong or wright
So whip it ,just whip it,  yea whip it ,just whip it ,---whip it ,whip it, whip it- yea whip it.








You better not run when yer having so much fun
You know you got yer nasty neighbor on the run
you finally turned the tables on that son of a gun 
you better keep him running let me tell you old son
just whip it,yea whip it ,so whip it yea whip it 

Whip it ,whip it ,whip it .

 I bought 3 pk's of sock's 3 in a pk, and in one week nearly every time i took a pair of they had a hole in,rant,yeah ile rant,ruddy cheap shoddy sock's,thing is tho they looked good,felt good,the price was good,the sock's ended up rubbish,rant over,,,Now here is a rant i can rearly do justice,Doogle Brained motorist who dont use their indicator's,the ruddy time's iv waited for them to come past at a juction only for them to turn leaveing me like a lame duck with car's behind me also waiting etc,Am i a mind reader or what,give me so idea just what yer going to due like,come on play fair like,and lame Brained boy racer's who only know one way of driving,and that's foot to the metal and so far up your pipe you would swear blind they fancy you and wonted to make love to your car,some time's im sure my car which is a Grey colour some time's turn's bright red blushing and the rev's go up a bit,and while im ranting about motor's why is it that every time i go to get in my car i find a great dollop of bird Doo,Doo, splashed on it's window's or bonnet,i mean i all way's put feed out for them,fresh water etc,im friends with them so much so they dont fly of when im in the garden coss they trust me,and they repay me with a dollop of Doo,Doo, is this their idea of a gift or some thing,is it a good luck thing or what,,,Right Rant over for now,Oh and to all those who walk with their nose's stuck in the air,here's the Golden Finger spin on it

 now yer in the groove Beaver ! So whip it,yea whip it, just whip it, yes whip it  

When yer in the groove you got to slip into cruise
You can't back down or they'll make you a clown 
You better crack the whip or they'll call you dip stick
just whip it ,yea whip it ,so whip it just whip it 

Yea whip it    

This looks more like a bondage thread than a place to rant:shock:

I think i'll back up to the door and leave quietly......

 wut'd you expect ,a rant thread to be filled with nicie nice kind of stuff Tiger ?

 whip it ,just whip it ,so whip it ,yea whip it !

Ok, there was a rather large rant here, but i deleted it. 
Thought i would save admin the trouble of doing it 

Seeing as there is a distinct lack of humour around here

 

Its ok Beaver present company excluded, it seems my posts mysteriously vanish, i guess my sense of humour is too wild for some:lol:

Tiger,iv had post's vanish myself,ok on the other old site,i dont even bother to look any more,some time's we step over the mark set by the site rule book not relizeing we have done,it's kind of a fine line,and as you all know i am guilty as hell of sailing some time's near the mark were the reef is,just treat it as water of a duck's back,or in my case a Beaver's water proof fur,but there again a lot could be said for a WET BEAVER now and again

I thought i was about to break wind The washer is now on for a quick wash

Work, work, work, blah, blah, blah. Are there no aircraft left in the air up there or are they all grounded! 

Talk about a day off. I've got more chance of seeing a one legged cat bury a turd on frozen pond!. 

                                                 




  A abusive thread starter who has invaded this site needs the whipping at the starting post..

              

 

 Can i have 20 lashes with the whip,20 with the cane and Half an hour on the wrack please Niagra then i'll take a long cold shower     

They need a life and a job is what they need!  

MidnightTiger76RT wrote:

They need a life and a job is what they need!  

With a personality disorder and an aggressive behaviour problem
he probably couldn't hold a job down for long especially when he lacks good social interaction skills  

Don't worry Niagara, he can't post, reply to posts, can't pm or delete his account, he can only read posts...how frustrating for him...oh the poor diddums!

some people dont like girls gettin the better of them i guess  

I wouldn't have minded such much if he had been original. But why take time and effort to just post expletives? Shows what a tiny mind he must have.

Here's looking at you!  

         


        


         


 


   

 

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