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PostSubject: Itch. (posted on uk chat)   Thu Apr 04, 2013 3:40 am

Itch

I was going to write some poetry
then I got a itch and had to scratch a spot on my body
the itch tried to run
I scratched after screaming chicken

I itched and itched
Here, there all the time the itch switched
I scratched after the itch
As if I was bewitched

Luckily for the itch I wasn’t double jointed
Come here you little sod I bleated
I’m going to get you soon
Talking to a itch, oh what a buffoon!

This was the itch of a lifetime
Such a itch can be a crime
Torments the tormented
Laughingly the itch knows it cant be sighted

At last I pinned that itch down
Made me look like a clown
Scratching away like mad
Now its over, god I’m glad

Beware of the itch
Trust me it will make you twitch
It will drive you insane
And leave you with a bloodstain

20/02/2012 © ® Jonathan Danyali
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PostSubject: Re: Itch. (posted on uk chat)   Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:54 am

sad2 Stumpy after reading that i now find myself hard up against the door frame rubbing my back against it like mad,i feel like that Bear in jungle book having a scratch on a tree sad1 tup tup
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PostSubject: Re: Itch. (posted on uk chat)   Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:01 pm

Beaver. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Itch. (posted on uk chat)   Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:03 am

Its making me want to scratch already bounce

Good poem though, i like it tup
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PostSubject: Re: Itch. (posted on uk chat)   Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:43 am

Midnightiger, thank you
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PostSubject: Re: Itch. (posted on uk chat)   Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:46 pm

Rolling Eyes Like Oh Yeah man Shocked
kinda like you scratch my back
an ilea scratch your's like whistle
i wish that i could play golf of scratch lgh6
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PostSubject: Re: Itch. (posted on uk chat)   Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:28 am

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Rolling Eyes Like Oh Yeah man Shocked
kinda like you scratch my back
an ilea scratch your's like whistle
i wish that i could play golf of scratch lgh6

Nothing worse when you have an itch and beleive me iv'e had a few in my time emb2
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PostSubject: Re: Itch. (posted on uk chat)   Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:37 am

Rolling Eyes well iv got load's of resident flea's in my fur,iv tried drowning the bugger's but i think they snorkles or some thing,and by gum they dont half itch some time's,do you wont one as a pet Poppy lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Itch. (posted on uk chat)   Tue Apr 09, 2013 6:01 am

Rolling Eyes

I love the way Poppy shares things with us lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Itch. (posted on uk chat)   Tue Apr 09, 2013 6:04 am

Rolling Eyes well if i give poppy all my flea's she can share them out with the rest of you if you like hp2:
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PostSubject: Re: Itch. (posted on uk chat)   Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:02 pm



affraid flea's lol lop's we call them and when your itchy you feel loppy.
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PostSubject: Re: Itch. (posted on uk chat)   Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:12 pm

Shocked loppy Shocked thought you ment floppy cool1 gonna say that dose come with age to some you know rokinchr angel
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PostSubject: Re: Itch. (posted on uk chat)   Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:31 pm

laughing

Was that really what you meant to say poppy?
Rather unfortunate choice of words, think i'll keep
my distance now!

Maybe you meant annoying itches? Cant think who might
give you those though emb2 lol
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PostSubject: Re: Itch. (posted on uk chat)   Fri Apr 19, 2013 4:09 pm

laughing loppy beaver it was ment has hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Itch. (posted on uk chat)   Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:10 am

Rolling Eyes Poppy oh that's what you ment Laughing i was going to say i have those moment's when iv had to threaten it like but to be honest it behave's its self now aday's cool1 but i keep my beedy eye's on it all the same Laughing whistle
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