The Last One To Post Wins

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lools hav to tidy the flat an ikkle today as mums comin round

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  Gutten Tag

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Ok everyone out!!

There's work to be done here.....

        

Mucky pups!!! 

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Oh well........


 

 <<<<<<  Elvis lives

And I'm haunting you....

  Oh you turn up now just when im about to pop out for a bit  
lady in white the Haunting spector of the threads

How funny! I am actually dressed in white as well 

  Oh lady in white,look where you've been
that on the back of your dress is not green
i think its that dogs over there
if i were you i would also check your hair
laying on grass on a hot summers day
look were you lay or the flies will not go away.

Ewwwwww! Yuck!  

Ip dip Sky blue
You trod in dogs poo
Wipe your shoe on the grass
Find the dog and kick it's ar$e  

  The R.S.P.C.A.  Are watching you woof,woof,

  


  

I'm behaving  


 

  L.G.that^^^ reminds me of an old joke  

A Builder working on a site watchs as a Blind man walks down the street
a shaggy haired dog walks up to him,forceing the blind man to stop
the dog then sniffs the blind mans leg,then cocks its leg and wets the blindmans
leg  the Blind man reachs down and starts strokeing the dog
the builder walks over to the Blind man and says thats very forgiving of you sir
that dog has force you to stop,and cocked its leg and wet your Trousours leg:shock: 
The Blind man says to the Builder,im just trying  to find which end its Head is
then im going to kick its  F...... asss in  

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Kick the dogs arse . Kind of a take off for the game blind mans bluff   Or three blind mice

  woof,woof,yelp,yelp,yelp    

 Bowsy,wowsey,wooooofy,wuff,woooof