The Last One To Post Wins

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lools hav to tidy the flat an ikkle today as mums comin round

*Sneaks in under the barbed wire fence*

Oh dear Tigger!! Think you've lost some fur there to the barbed wire....your butt is bald!

So how do you know i have a bald backside? Its not visible on google earth is it?

Covers it hon.

You walked straight into that one Tigger!

Turkish baths are NOT for the squimish!! That's all I'm saying!!

Never been to a turkish bath before. I imagine its like a sausage fest in a big oven!

Reminds me of those comedy scenes with the big fat sweaty guys wearing nothing but a flanel! Sick

Article up on cnn. Possible terror threat on board the plane -two passengers arrested. It is unknown if the terror threat was real or a hoax . Authorities are searching the cargo holds on the plane for suspicious articles.

My Dalia's are under attack from slug's and snail's,need to get more supplie's of slug pellet's to counter attack,iv had to resort to the heavy boot tactic,her across the road think's iv gone mad hopping about all over the garden in the rain she may be correct in her thinking,even now i catch a glimp's of her curtain's twitching i know that she is watching me,must get in car tomorrow and drive to the Garden Centre and stock up,my Dalia's are counting on me.

Sounds like you have a secret admirer my friend, maybe she's hopping mad for you

enjoying some tunes!!

My Garden lawn is as if a Battle field,corp's litter the lawn, the crow's are a gathering for the feed but my Dalia's are safe and will again Bloom this Summer that is if this Summer ever get's here i do have some hope on that as iv noticed afew more swift's and swallow's flying in our blue/Grey/Black sky's :shock:not as many as there normaly are,but never the less they the few are with us at last she who twitche's those curtain's over yonder,Tiger my friend,Mucker, can Twitch them for ever more,coss she get's no closer to me and that's for certain,im telling yah,you need a strong constition and a stiff drink to pass by her abode,infact all the Free male's that live around here give her frountage a wide Berth,it is said that the UK's Speicial Forces and visiting speicial opp's from other Nato Country's send their lad's on secret clandestine training opp's as a part of their Training in the area of her Garden,some it is said suffer post traumatic stress dissorder as a result,tiss a true test of a Man's courage,when i go to the shop's i leave by the back door and go the long way around,some time's i have to comfort member's of the S.A.S and some time's your Delta force and Green Beret's on route so as long as it's just her Curtain's that are a Twitching then all's well and we Male's in the Area live another Day

I think its time to lock this thread down.

I do declare myself the winner!

Now if one of admin could do the honours..............
then that settles that doesnt it?

Damn!

Foiled again!

Was it not convincing enough?

NOPE

Time for plan B!

I love it when a plan come together!!

John Smith from the A Team