Posts : 205 Join date : 2013-02-01 Location : In the mind.
Subject: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend. Sun Jun 01, 2014 7:07 am
First topic message reminder :
She arrives next week... £89.99 and £10 postage. Bike pump not included.
I think i'll call her Susie.
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Mayflower
Posts : 244 Join date : 2014-05-01 Location : Humberside
Subject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend. Tue Sep 23, 2014 5:36 pm
:ccf:Me too, and Good morning you Guy's..
Grumpy_Git
Posts : 205 Join date : 2013-02-01 Location : In the mind.
Subject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend. Wed Sep 24, 2014 5:21 am
Morning Mayflower...
Hope you're well..
Mayflower
Posts : 244 Join date : 2014-05-01 Location : Humberside
Subject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend. Wed Sep 24, 2014 5:29 am
Good evening Grumpy I'm champion thanks. How's yourself these days ?
You keeping outta trouble
Grumpy_Git
Posts : 205 Join date : 2013-02-01 Location : In the mind.
Subject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend. Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:30 pm
I'm fine thanks... I'm trying to keep out of trouble, but theres so many temptations put in my way...
For instance was what I meant to do when that youngster walked past me with a custard pie in his hands?
The judge might not not have thought it was funny,but I jolly well did.
Oh well... back to musing over the works of Aristotle and plato.. <<<<< (that's my serious side)...
Glad your ok... chin up :)
Grumpy_Git
Posts : 205 Join date : 2013-02-01 Location : In the mind.
Subject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend. Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:02 pm
My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on our way to see my parents, so I called them up and said, "Sorry Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture."
"Oh Grumpy!" she sighed. "I thought you had a real one this time."
Mayflower
Posts : 244 Join date : 2014-05-01 Location : Humberside
Subject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend. Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:25 pm
Hey Grumps....Was that you I saw smooching away with one of those half-dressed Models in the display window of Marks & Spencers last night about midnight? I couldn't believe my eyes Quite a crowd had gathered, and I could hear the alarms going off.. Are you home now, or still detained?
Have a lovely Saturday
lucy.lockett1
Posts : 48 Join date : 2013-09-28 Location : down south
Subject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend. Sat Oct 04, 2014 12:06 am
you will never get a puncture with his hunny
niagarafalls Website Admin
Posts : 2697 Join date : 2012-11-23
Subject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend. Tue Oct 07, 2014 5:31 pm
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Mayflower
Posts : 244 Join date : 2014-05-01 Location : Humberside
Subject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend. Sat Oct 18, 2014 7:46 am
Hey Grumpy How's things going with you....and you know who/what?
Grumpy_Git
Posts : 205 Join date : 2013-02-01 Location : In the mind.
Subject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend. Sat Oct 25, 2014 8:22 pm
Mayflower wrote:
Hey Grumpy How's things going with you....and you know who/what?
Hello Mayflower,
Hope your well....
As for the brief fling...its over... I caught her texting the Michelin man who adorns the local garage forecourt. The brazen hussy is no longer welcome in my garden shed. Back to gazing out the window thinking of what could have been...
Ladygenie
Posts : 3342 Join date : 2012-11-16 Age : 64 Location : Yorkshire
Subject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend. Sat Oct 25, 2014 9:00 pm
I watched a documentry a few weeks back, it was about paedos being housed in residential areas where there's loads of children and schools.
One was arrested for child porn...the disgusting creep!! but what amazed me....he had a blow up duck!!
Apparently blow up animals are available for those into beastiality
Ewww ewwwww!!!
Mayflower
Posts : 244 Join date : 2014-05-01 Location : Humberside
Subject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend. Sun Oct 26, 2014 8:01 am
Eewwww ewe did he have a Blow-up sheep as well ?
I mean WTF...who makes these things, and how do they sleep at night?
niagarafalls Website Admin
Posts : 2697 Join date : 2012-11-23
Subject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend. Fri Dec 19, 2014 8:06 am
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Mayflower
Posts : 244 Join date : 2014-05-01 Location : Humberside
Subject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend. Sat Dec 20, 2014 7:10 pm
Can you find me a similar pic Niagarafalls with a sexy Fella ?
Perhaps a picture of Grumpy in his pJ's would be good, really make my Christmas that would
Grumpy_Git
Posts : 205 Join date : 2013-02-01 Location : In the mind.
Subject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend. Sat Dec 20, 2014 9:15 pm
Mayflower wrote:
Can you find me a similar pic Niagarafalls with a sexy Fella ?
Perhaps a picture of Grumpy in his pJ's would be good, really make my Christmas that would
I stopped wearing pj's (and clothes)when i spotted a classy looking Spongebob onesie in the pound shop window... I get a few laughs behind my back at work but mum said its because they're jealous.
Mayflower
Posts : 244 Join date : 2014-05-01 Location : Humberside
Subject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend. Sat Dec 20, 2014 9:37 pm
WOW that really made my Heart Race...Sounds fab
LMAO You're as mad as a box of frogs Grumpy
Grumpy_Git
Posts : 205 Join date : 2013-02-01 Location : In the mind.
Subject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend. Sun Dec 21, 2014 11:36 pm
I'd like to take all the credit for being bonkers but i'm going to blame you for encouraging me :)
Happy christmas Mayflower and long may you continue...
Ladygenie
Posts : 3342 Join date : 2012-11-16 Age : 64 Location : Yorkshire
Subject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend. Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:30 am
Did it have Squarepants as well Grumpy?
Mayflower
Posts : 244 Join date : 2014-05-01 Location : Humberside
Subject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend. Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:31 am
Merry Christmas to you too Grumpy Long may we continue to encourage each other.
Mayflower~
niagarafalls Website Admin
Posts : 2697 Join date : 2012-11-23
Subject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend. Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:12 am
Mayflower
Posts : 244 Join date : 2014-05-01 Location : Humberside
Subject: Re: Wheyyyyyyy.... i got a girlfriend. Tue Dec 23, 2014 12:32 am
That's excellent Niagarafalls. Thank you for posting
I'm champion thanks. How's yourself these days ? 
Quite a crowd had gathered, and I could hear the alarms going off..
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