Utility Bills

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I've only just checked - I'm ashamed to write

BUT before I use any gas - water - electricity - the annual standing charges are £272.12.

That's normal bills - no cards/keys.

Yours may be more or less - that's one hell of a shed load of money for services we depend on

I e-mailed Watch Dog.

I'm truly frugal with my use of gas and electric

 

L O L Yeah I bet they 'ESTIMATE' they owe us SOMETHING Beaver 

 I take it your not an optimist then Mayflower    well Danish Bacon some of that comes over by aeroplane so pigs can fly some times  

I am a very Optimistic person, just a very Cynical Optimistic person  

 I can feel a shopping  trip coming on if only that invisible cheque would hurry up and drop on my door mat  

And I will go with you to the Invisible shops.  

 But only if I can take my invisible wallet along
the real one suffers with a fear of day light and shops
so to his mates credit card Bill and gang  

Yeah no problem. I will meet you on the Invisible Corner, you wont miss me, I'll be the one with the Invisible shopping bag! 

 And i'll be the invisible man standing on the corner with and invisible carnation in my coat collar holding that invisible cheque    ( you know I think im on a hiding to no where with this invisible business   )

Your right of course beaver. I went down to the corner, waited an hour. [almost got arrested for soliciting].....couldn't see you!
So you see...your invisible skills are keen on !  Obviously its mine that are rubbish 

 Nar I cannot see that my invisibility skills are really none existent, us Beavers are just shy that's all and keep our nose's just above the water line leaving just the odd bow wave as we move along