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Hello Jess and welcome  


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Happy birthday Jessy.

Grumpy work that site renown magnetism that drives ladies wild with excitement we got to keep her here at all costs,if by any reason your charms have finally faded then resort to plan B. but don't put too strong a dose of Tranquilizer in the Dart will yer   

Thanks for the vote of confidence Beaver.
Alas though, if I even glance at a rude shaped vegetable nowdays Flo is on my back.
Imagine my fate if I speak to a real live Female.
That's not to say I don't want her to stay... so i'll try me best matey.

Oi Jess... stay or the kitten gets it :)

 Grumpy  I fully understand matey,i too had to wear Blinkers when out and about with other females nearby,even page 3 was band and boys mags were well out of reach a long forgotten and much loved pastime of my formative years   and my heart reaches out to you matey if you ever Transgress even just a little      she who must be obeyed   yes i still bear the scars  but as for your most helpful comment conjuring up all that manly charm and Tacked  yes you've still got it,i bow to your power over Women  you're still the out and out master my Friend.  

Awww Flo!! now what a lady she is and very much missed