Welcome Jess1606

Hello Jess and welcome  


Just holler if you need any help

 

 a girl of many words!

 

Jess you can actually post a comment with the smiley  

Yeah i have just figured thay one out  

Thay? a Yorkshire word  

  hello

 eeerr douse thay com frum Yorkshire thun then lass  yo is moor thun welcome here chuck,tak a pew un git tapping them keys lass   

Put your false teeth back in Beaver, Jess will think you've got a speech impediment   

Yoms rite den deer L.G. am frum Snottinum yer no,aun us frum eer all cal each udder Ducks yur no  its a bit lik yo lots lingo but a bit mowr refined lik  

 

No liks allowed on my icecream!  

 

Ahhhhhh fresh blood!   lol

Welcome to the loony bin  

thanks this is a new looney bin its alrite i am used to looney's  

 Well jess just get your self fitted with a site straight jacket and tap afew keys or icons  well any thing rearly just so we know there's life out there and the Worlds not been taken over by Aliens like in the war of the Worlds  the lot from over the pond the good ole U.S of A. Should if they are so inclined be showing up about 10 ish but old Niagra well he pops up any time of day or night  i think he has to get up to go the loo and take his Medications i think   what ever you do dont mention anything about Aliens from outerspace watching us or he will be on about it all night ok   

Are you saying Niagara is a little obsessed with aliens?  

 Well not to put to fine a point on it L.G  and don't qote me on it  but he some times recons that they are watching us    

 

They could be  

They could be in a Thread near you   

*does the Outer Limits theme tune*

I Think Jess 1606 has been abducted  then again she could have been a spy on a mission of Espionage,or she could be a Time Traveler with Dr Who or something  

No i havent been abducted by aliens i come from this planet not from anywhere else  

  (Sits on side of his dam chewing a log,and occassonal tail slapping the pond }
So you not done a runner then just yet  Good oh  

No i havent gone anywhere not yet anyway