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Most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you? cool1 
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PostSubject: Re: What's The.......   What's The....... - Page 2 EmptySat Aug 03, 2013 6:46 am

There is a lot philosophy in that...
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PostSubject: Re: What's The.......   What's The....... - Page 2 EmptySat Aug 03, 2013 7:23 am

Rolling Eyes Niagra yes you're right there,along that long and winding road i've hit the low lows of life,and the Highs,i've been to the depths where one thinks will never get better,battled on and back into good times again,life is like that one minute you're at a low the next a high,ups and downs,no one knows for sure just what life will throw at you next,you just got to take life on the chin and soldier on best as cool1 im on my own now after losing my best mate in life,ok iv family but well you know what i mean,life has taken a new route for me now,and one i think that will eventually lead to my last,but from now till then iv my memories and know one can take those away,i'll coast along from here on best i can,oh and for the record Niagra yes i farted,i farted as i took that first step along that wall,i farted repeatedly along the way over that wall,i farted as i took the high dive,i even added to the bubbling mass as i swam through all that crap,i farted on my way home,i farted when my Dad saw me and i farted repeatedly as he hosed me down Shocked Yep i sure did Fart Niagra thanks for asking Shocked Shocked 
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What the hell is a petro?Shocked  I think you missed an l out there my friend.

And its called petroleum because that what you use to power cars. You use gas to cook your bacon and eggs. Innit? cool1 
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PostSubject: Re: What's The.......   What's The....... - Page 2 EmptySun Aug 04, 2013 5:14 pm

Isn't different languages and dialects interesting? Very Happy

English
petrol
trousers
condom
sweets
pavement

American
gas
pants
rubber
candy
sidewalk

Then we have the pronounciation of words from refined speech of the Queen's English, slang, accent and drawl....

hello, hi, hiya, alright, wotcha etc.

and isn't it fascinating how ppl from English cities for example Scotland, Newcastle, Liverpool, Leeds actually type words in the same style of their accents?

Really amazing how by interacting with ppl on the internet educates you without you realising it....innit? hp2:
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When i first came to Denmark, i could'nt remember what a tooth pick was in Danish. tooth pick Tooth is tand pick is Penis a tooth pick in Danish should be en tand stykke.

when i finished my meal i asked the waitress for a tand pick she looked at me with a rather annoyed expression then it dawned on me what i had asked for a tooth penis,
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laugh5 

Naughty Beaver! laughing 
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PostSubject: Re: What's The.......   What's The....... - Page 2 EmptyMon Aug 05, 2013 6:53 am

Shocked Shocked Who???? what ????? were ????? Shocked ME Shocked Rolling Eyes  Whatever do you mean L.G. whistle 


Stumpy in your post up above Shocked so Shocked  what you're trying to say in not so many words like is cool2  You made a right Dick of yourself in that Restaurant then Laughing Laughing whistle 
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PostSubject: Re: What's The.......   What's The....... - Page 2 EmptyMon Aug 05, 2013 6:59 am

Oooh!! I wonder why I said Beaver? Suspect 

You must be making me a nervous wreck! lol! 

I do beg your pardons Stumpy and Goofy....Beaver I mean! angel2 whistle 
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PostSubject: Re: What's The.......   What's The....... - Page 2 EmptyMon Aug 05, 2013 7:01 am

Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked scratch 
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PostSubject: Re: What's The.......   What's The....... - Page 2 EmptyMon Aug 05, 2013 7:03 am

What's up? Got nits?
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PostSubject: Re: What's The.......   What's The....... - Page 2 EmptyMon Aug 05, 2013 8:12 am

Rolling Eyes Nits indeed pfft i would like it known that my fur contains only fleas bred from fleas of high standing fleas trained in aquatics and are loyal subjects Shocked they go everywhere with me Shocked Tut,Tut, Nits indeed Suspect 
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PostSubject: Re: What's The.......   What's The....... - Page 2 EmptyMon Aug 05, 2013 8:20 am

Ah! A flea circus........

Try dog flea shampoo......whistle 
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PostSubject: Re: What's The.......   What's The....... - Page 2 EmptyMon Aug 05, 2013 8:33 am

Rolling Eyes Shush not so loud L.G. my fleas are highly sensitive you will upset them,do you know they can trace their ancestors right back to 1066 they came across from France with the Normans on the back of a French Nobleman's pet Poodle and yes before you say it yes it was that pink poodle you saw on face book way back Wink the records of those fleas were lost before that during the French Revolution Shocked they had a hard time then as they had to keep Head Hopping from one lord or lady to another that Guillotine really confused them cool2 but their breeding proved unstoppable and they clambered out those baskets and Hopped on another Head and so forth to the very end cool1 whistle 
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