Spider Blow

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So anyway, we were all sitting in the front room on Wednesday evening Me, Her indoors and Her indoor's two daughters when out of the blue daughter one asks "Does anyone else blow on the spider in the toilet?" So i said " I do that !" i allways thought it was only me...anyway her indoors then also says "So do i !" then daughter two says "yea me to" So everyone blows on this bloody spider that runs off into a little tiny gap in the wall. Then yesterday we are all at the pub with her son as well this time, so we ask him and sure enough He blows on the bloody spider ! That spiders part of the family now, i'll miss him when he leaves and does whatever spiders do when they leave home...Anyway just saying...As you Were.

Ahhh yes I remember Roger    he probably does need a swat  
and just for the record I think it was Beaver that brought the tone down ...not me  

More like Bonnie and Clyde partners in crime  

It WAS SO Beaver ..I mean really ....just look at his name ... " BEAVER " Disgraceful he is ..unlike myself     

  

He's a bad bad beaver  

Why you doing up at 4.55 am aving Beaver chat ? !

I was up at 4.15am today, it's this illness that does it  

Oh Bummer  

I know i'll send you a signed photo of me...cheer you up  

I need sleep not being made to be too scared to sleep!  

  I been away a couple days and look at yus blaming me for lowering this threads tone   how could you,all i did up there was give Debs some advice to a remark she made on the post above my reply  and look  poor little Beavers name dragged yes dragged into the muck  im hurt im hurt to say the least you heartless lot  i should be pampered now to sooth away my pain   any way Skeggy was Brill and i had a paddle in the North Sea to and half a doz tubs of Welks during the day,oh i do love to give oral to a welk or two i love them and i had some cockles and shrimps i was in Heaven im telling yus,and then i hit Fantasy Island and the Amusements and downed a few of the Amber Nectors,did not rate the view now tho of the wind farm out at sea,spoils the view in my opinion,but the beach side live music show was good too even tho the sand got everywhere,and i mean everywhere,my lad and i met my Daughter and children there and the kids cost me a fortune i'll be sulking now and mourning the loss to friends i had in my wallet  but don't worry i'll get over it one day.    

As if I would lower the tone  

 

Welcome back Beaver

For you.....    

Next time send us a postcard!

naughty Beaver still trying to solicit a blow I see ....shameful just shameful
          

That's a very nice pic of you Debs!  

    Debs how could you   the only Blow i got at Skeg was sea air and the blast of air coming through my car window as i a Tassed of down the A.46 road home  well there may well have been a Whale out at sea there Blowing of but i did not see it  i must admit tho that my lad and i did plenty of Blowing of in the car home   must have been the welks coming through like thats why we had the windows open jeezzzeeesss my lad he reeeeekkked he did im telling yus i for a moment thought something had died in the car,im giving it a good clean and installing new air fresheners   

You probably reeked as well!  

 Possibley L.G.   but im saying Nowt  

 you don't have to

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Blaming it all on your poor lad indeed, tut tut!  

 He has broad shoulders L.G.  and i blame him for everything else thats my fault anyway so he is well use to it by now   Im Daddy  He that can do no wrong   

and you dragged him away from a crowd of playful females, I bet he really loves you today  

 L.G. I witnessed him taking phone numbers and he did disappear for a while whilst we were there  so draw your own conclusions  He seemed quite a happy soul this morning as he sat down to his chocie chips cereal breakfast  

You turned my blowing a spider thread into a BLOWING OFF FARTING Thread !  

Yup ..leave it to Beaver ... he just can't help himself      he should be more sweet and innocent like my me       


and thank you Lady G