And i ask what is????

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Iv often sat out on a warm evening looking up unto the night time star lit Heaven's,and asked myself that same question that the Old Monty pyhthon Team once asked


The Meaning of LIFE


Your answer's please even on a post card will do,why are we HERE what is our roll in the make up of thing's


I Think we are here,because we are and if not here then we would be some where else an Energy that some time's need's to recharge it's self for a short while so become's a form so as to remain Static and gain fresh energy much like putting a Mobile Phone on charge when fully charged we switch of our form's and leave them as a Grub would leave a Cristalist and emerge as a Moth or Butterfly,only we leave this life as a fully recharged Energy in the make up of thing's for what,????? That is another story Perpose Unknown

Yep iv Farted today im a Happy Farter and no mistake,ile fart for England and wave the flag at the same time if asked oh a happy farter i am after reading your thread above Niagra it opened my mind to the wonderful World of Fart's through out History i could just imagen the many Fart's let loose just befor the arrow's were let fly during the Battle of Agincore and many other such Battle's it must have been Tremendess not to mention must have been quite a niff in the air as well as arrow's Go back even further into the murky distant past the begining of the life of our planet,the very Earth in it's infant day's Farted continusly by way of Volcano's and no Nappy's to put on that would be Dyper's to our friend's across the pond there ok Then rush forward's when the Earth cooled down a bit but the farting still perfumed the air as those volcano's have even today not gone away well came the age of the Dinosaur's Great big bugger's they were,and even bigger Tooters to boot as well,well you would not wont to be standing behind one of those when they let rip im sure of that can you imagen a whole Herd of them all grazeing away and blowing of with Gay abandon the the farting must have echoed up and down the vally's like clap's of Thunder bird's must have fallen fowl of the Gas discharge from these Fart's and fallen to the ground from those rocky perch's to be consumed by preditor's that lurked in safty below the fart line so to speak,those mighty Fart machine's of long ago killed of from a mighty fart from outer space that ripped through our atmosphre and plunged our plannet into the ice age but the fart's even then continued yeah to be sure they did after many year's the ice receaded and new life again grew up thus new fart's were again released upon this Plannet all this and all befor the baked bean and Brussel sprout came on the scean to and so with each and every passing age right up to the pressent day from the lowly pheasant to the Royal King's and Queen's the Farting persist's,only last week i let one of my fav fart's loose this was set free on the ground floor of a shopping Mall,a silent but deadly was released in the confine's of an as yet empty lift that i vacated on the very next floor as i alighted from said lift a group got on for the lift's onward's journey i must admit to a feeling of satisfaction on shareing if you know what i mean,but i still thought it prudent to kind of make pressence scarce and legged it The shop security in my local Coop seem to have sussed me as being the culprit for a few attack's near the meat counter so im shopping at another branch for a while,yes the History of the Humble Fart is indeed an interesting one and all that have lived or are about to live have been partisipant's in the grand design of thing's be proud to be a member of this plannet's FART CLUB Right then let me first say a thank you for Niagra's imput on this the reading was very informative so i say again a great big thank you to Niagra.

3 L's Beaver..Live, Love and Laugh, life's too short to wonder about the meaning of it so enjoy all your years as much as you can

Mr. Beaver has tapped in to the very core deep meanings of this ever so neglected field of fartcology form the pre historic fartosaursis all the way to the age of the atomic fart. But it has only been since the late ninteenth century that the full extent of the potential damages the industrial farting machines can and do cause ,have caused and continue to . It was the invention of the lift-the elevator -it was whilst riding upword bound on a lift that the late great Dr. Fairiss Fink who is bomblasticly known as the father of fartcology. It was on the upword ride that it occured to Dr. Fairis Fink that the industrial farting machines will travel on high far past the the tops of bushs and trees traveling onword and upword higher than the highist mountians or the thickist cloud cover and on further upword only to become trapped in the ozone layers where upon it will collectively accumulate than eventually rain back down upon us thus being the cause of human extinction as it were with the dinosaurs.Dr Fink saw this coming befer the atomic age actually at the same time another grand old dad became the father of psychology. Dr. Fairiss Fink was summoned to stand befer the the Lords Of London in the late ninteenth century and commanded to retract his statements about his epiphany and told he may become the reason for a global insurance fall out which may inturn cause a total break down of the developing industrial gold rush. Dr. Fink confessed he may have become a little tipsy due to the lifts efffects and may have acted out his inner fears in the process of being lifted.
Dr. Fink did continue on with his work as a fartologist but never reached the hights of notoritety the the fsther of phogology reached. However scientists in the western world too saw the same thing Dr Fink saw.

The scientiific community have been devided on the subject ever since.
The Lords of London had Dr. Fink exiled to Waterloo an island loo somewhere out there far away. After all it is all about insurance isn't it ?


But than came the atomic fart of the ninteen fourties. It was at that point in history scientists began to take Dr. Fink's epiphany dead seriously and dubed Fairiss Fink the farther of fartcology .

Miss Doubtfire i take your point,yes true on many account's but for the few deep thinker's of this World of our's the make up of our protective ozone layer's and their Gas content and eventual fall out from accumlative world wide Fart's through the age's is Science at it's most elaberate phase,so must be debated as the meaning of life as we know it could very well be embroild within it's make up of thing's, now i hear you say Gordon Bennet this Beaver dont know what he is talking about,all this here the meaning of life and the great Fart's through out History from the forming of our plannet to the pressent day well i wont dissapoint you coss you may just be correct in your assuption my lady,yes you may be spot on but as a student on the greater meaning's of thing's we all tend to take for granted like the real meaning of why we are a living force dwelling on this Earth,yaye the meaning of life,that nagging question still haunt's these thread's WHAT,WHY,MEANING are we or are we not meant to disscover this hidden answer that has eluded man kind since the begining of time as we know it,and so to as Niagra's input suggest's the origen's may well be tied up with the humble Fart!!!!!! i mean was the Big Bang theory rearly the Big FART that kickstarted this plannet much like a kick start on an old moterbike was used to kickstart life into what rearly was a lump of lifeless metal untill it was fitted in such a way as to be able to suddenly spring into life and start farting for all it was worth,yes i hear you say this World of our's kickstarted into life as we all now know it was the result of the Big Fart and we have that jolly good Fellow Niagra to thank for bringing the significance of this farting to our attention,well done that man.

Well you can either look at it from the religious aspect that we are God's creation or take it from the big bang theory and look at it that we are part of the universe's process of evolution which is how I see it, tbh I don't think there is a meaning to life, we evolved, humans kept on evolving as did animals and plants and humans became more intelligent as time went on, the cycle of evolution

Well Mrs Fire evolveing are we just look over there at my pic >>>>>>> great big paddle,fur,buck Teeth a taste for Maple tree's EVELUTION mind im a highly skilled Dam Builder and lumber jack,and you should see me in the water it's like a second home and just how many little fur coverd rodent's do you know that can type and talk and are patron's of establishment's that serve beavrage's to Animal's of the wild,well i can go wild some time's yes we little Critter's are sure getting on with Evelution deffo.