And i ask what is????

Iv often sat out on a warm evening looking up unto the night time star lit Heaven's,and asked myself that same question that the Old Monty pyhthon Team once asked


The Meaning of LIFE


Your answer's please even on a post card will do,why are we HERE what is our roll in the make up of thing's


I Think we are here,because we are and if not here then we would be some where else an Energy that some time's need's to recharge it's self for a short while so become's a form so as to remain Static and gain fresh energy much like putting a Mobile Phone on charge when fully charged we switch of our form's and leave them as a Grub would leave a Cristalist and emerge as a Moth or Butterfly,only we leave this life as a fully recharged Energy in the make up of thing's for what,????? That is another story Perpose Unknown

I am now going to partake of an Asprin as i think iv over taxed my Grey Matter some what Dont Worry it's not catching

beaver12 wrote:

I am now going to partake of an Asprin as i think iv over taxed my Grey Matter some what Dont Worry it's not catching

The meaning of life??

I would say all that matters is to gather as much love and kindness as ya can and dont worry about the rest of the crap!! In the end I think that is all we will really care about!

Well said Peachy poo's A World full of LA LOVE Now that's just gotta be a Dam sight Better than the one we see as we view the Goggle Box Nightly instead of a load of we could exchange that for a load of and let the sound of laughter ring out,let tear's that are shed,be tear's of laughter let Harmony embrace the whole plannet Tiger i think is up for some Tender loving,a willing Helper to spread love the World over I think im going to have my Grave Stone engraved with
Here i lay now at peace
i did my bit to bring love
and peace,Here i lay
hopefully not forgotten
full of love but my joke's
were Rotton.

But still the question of what is life?????? why is there life???? we are conceaved,we grow,we are born by Woman into a Cruel World,we continue to grow and expand,we are forever learning as we go,we reach a point were we to feel the need to reproduce with Woman,the cycle start's over as we then grow Older and Older then at some point in time are no more and we return to i know not were. WHY ?????? What was it all about ????? why dose it continue over and over again for,what is life's perpose The Bible and Koran and other Book's of faith's the World over all attempt to answer this,but which one is,the one with the correct interpritation of life,are any of them correct,how dose any know and how,can what they say be absolutely proven beond doubt,or as i said in the opening few line's are we just an Energy like as the Sun a perpetual self renewing entity with no real purpose except to just exist Confuseing isnt it.

i would say but i dun think yall want me to preach at ya haha

Yeah i no chuchy face some of us do have Belief's not all the same Belief's but Belief's none the less each one of us that have a Belief all think that their interpritation of what ever their perticular Belief say's is the Trueth of thing's and explain's the meaning of life and the Creation of the Universe is the only real Truth sit one rep of each of the many faith's that are presant in this our Plannet Earth and ask them to prove or disprove the existence or none existence of their perticular take on this issue,and see where we get???????? none will take what their oppossit say's as Gospel,as that would fly in the face of their own take on this issue and the main player's in the Faith game have even gone to war with each other,on the one hand preaching love and peace,then on the next throw of the Dice raining arrow's etc down on each other it dose not solve any thing dose it,coss in the end no one can possitivly prove to the satisfaction of their Brother's and Sister's that any one of these perticular faith's is the one true faith or of the meaning of just why life exist's full stop Still very confussing isnt it.

life is just that bit of hangin around waitin for death

Well eeerrm,eeerrmm well Yeah

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When will the madness stop?

sorry that was meant to go into a new topic, i will get it right one of these days

tox buys u the dummys guide to forums

Tox i guess i asked for that

Is the answer Belgium ?

Belgium Well now you come to mention it Meandmybanjo if your refering to Belgium chocolate then that would be a just cause for a little deliberation along that long and winding road that lead's to the meaning of life as we know it,because wrapping one's lip's and mush around some of that is the closess one get's to known Heaven even if it dose melt in your hand

On the other hand it's really more about a kinder gentler cup of coffee with a savy side kick to it because it is after all the kick to it that gives yer the necessary lift that is required not just at the beginning of the day be it morning noon or night ,but at any point of the day as the world turns as needed. it is perfectly ok to add a little sugar to yer coffee and even a tab bit of milk or cream if you have it there. you can add in a bit of carmel if you like with a sprinkel of cinnamon to top if off ,just a touch fer added flavor .

Now there are some people that sware by adding chocolate to yer java lift but those people say Dutch chocolate is the only way to go. Now than, what is meant by that I really have no idea ,however there are those who sware by it ,sware as in sware to tell the truth.

But the real dispute where the bean is of topic is just where on the planet the perfect bean is grown. There lies the argument.
Mind yers not there is no similarity between the coco bean and the coffee other that both are in the bean catagory.

The main thing to remember about the whole of this in a point is this- a good cup of coffee can be anything or everything you can imagine and if it is perfect chocolate than let it be in yer perfect cup of coffee which is called mocha-yes coffee mocha.

Well there you have it folk's the meaning of life according to Meandmybanjo and Niagrafall's,,,,Chocolate & Coffee so i suppose the plannet we all live on must have been creatated when some super intelligent Space Alien type's must have been on a Coffee come Belgium Chocolate Break kind of thing and one of them forgot to turn the power of to the Coffee/Hot chocolate maker which must have resulted in a big bang,or as we have come to call it the BIG BANG THEORY so i assume then that the meaning of life is a good cup/mug of either Coffee or Hot Belgium Chocolate which in turn lead's to my Therory of us being an Energy force why i hear you ask,well once full of caffine or high voltage Belgium Chocolate our Energy leavel's are sky high So case proven

You will notice if you yer will care to see the coco bean and the coffee bean are very different . To reach perfection where it comes down to the coffee bean reaching the pot the bean must first be roasted .This is not the case with the coco bean. The unroasted coffee will give you gas but you cannot fule yer automobile with that unrefined gas although they may find a way .

The fart as yer know is waste discharge and fule consumption and the price of oil is actually based on waste and not controlled fule consumption. fule you see flows through yer gas yer auto engine like water flowing freely through a pipe with no shut off valve. Yer can fool yerself into thinking yer can regulate yer fule consumption through the use of the accelerator peddle but that is a gross misaconception. All cars by engine design are all about fule waste not conservation.

What if farts were by design the same thing as to a similarity ? Why everywhere you go where people are there would be nothing but farts in the air with no way to stop the waste byproducts from being discharged. The whole world will smell like farts.

Some people say they like the sweet smell of gas. Refined petro -do not be fooled by that-it is those coco bean additives those oil companies add to the petro that gets yers hooked on the sweet smell of gas.

And farts don't leave thick layers uglyness of buildings all over the world wut takes sand blasting to remove. yes-the visable effects of pollution world wide. The waste that the waste leaves behind is the thing to watch.

Farts don't do that .But a fart is a gas.

This is about the oil dollar and the supply and demand and car farts.

The human body is in fact absolute perfection ,the automobile is not . Therefore you are not what you drive contrry to wut those automobile makers will have yers believe. Those greedy corperate ha ha's want yers to believe that yer automobile is a total reflection of you yerself ,hence the saying you are what you drive. But the truth is the automobile is nothing more than a bucket of flaws and everything about that thing is waste and pollution .We have invented the toilet and we have created waste treatment plant operations to break down solid and liquid human waste befer it finds it's way into the rivers lakes and oceans. But car farts are not not treated or broken down .The automobile is constantly farting out waste fule/oil residue out it's exust. There are no treatment facilities to break down the auto fart exust waste .Therefer automobiles are killers in too many ways.

But it is not the automobile that is the killer ,the killers are the beaucrates that control the oil dollar, those beaucrates order the automobile manufacturers and governments to make automobiles that serve the oil rich beaucrates pockets. The automobile is nothing more than a flawed bucket of bolts created that way intentionally in the service of the oil moungers.

It's bad I say, those car farts.

Leave us hope those beaucrates stay away from the coffee and coco beans. Least wise if they do ,we may continue on reching for true perfection such as is the human body- unlike the automobile.

Have you farted today ?

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So we have now come down to that body funtion of excreating body gas from our perfectly designed blower's that seem to work increaseingly better and better the longer one live's Mind when i come to think on it,a Fart could be the Answer to how life arrived here on this plannet i watched a film a while ago called Thunder Pant's Oh yeah funny or what was about a little Fat lad who had two stomac's much like a cow has,and this resulted in excessive gass which alienated him from most other's around him save just one other lad who was excessively intelligent. well to cut a long story short some Astronaught's are stuck on a space station with no way back to earth,the only Rocket available had no fuel,so they used this fat lad to sit on a bog seat in the space capsuel and let rip after first eating Nobby green's and bean's,which gave the lift for the launch of said rocket which rescued the stuck Astronaught's So it kind of got me wondering did Human life arrive on Earth from the result of said body Gass powered space craft,row'''s and row's of Alien's all eating Nobby Green''s and Baked Bean's blowing like mad into the engine jet's across the vast expance's of space,then to arrive at our lovely little Plannet where they found the soil ideal for the growing of Nobby Green's,so they stayed here,and we all are the result do we have those Nobby Green Bandit's to thank for us now being here and still blowing of only with less power now than our forfather's did.

I thought i came here to find the meaning of life

Life is like a toilet bowl and we are the turds all fighting to stop ourselves being flushed down the crapper, and the top turds even manage to climb up the side for a while, only to slip back down and be replaced by a even newer smarter turd who just might make it over the edge one day

Here end today's lesson

Oh look there's a Green gunge type mold climbing over the rim of the bowl full of those nasty Germ type thing's,little tiney living organism's one cell wonder's,some say that's how life first started we all grew from these first life cell's,so Tiger you could well be correct in your thinking we grew out of the crap and florished in a Crappy World that we call Home in this pressant day That mean's we all are Children of the Crapper The meaning of life well NO How life started well Maby But the Meaning of life still un explained just why are we here for,why,what's its purpose in the great desighn of thing's,is this one thing we are not meant to discover,has it even an answer.

Now,most people don't get the connection between factory waste emmissions released into the environment-car farts released through the automobile exust system into the air that we breath and the common human fart. Now yers must think about this very carefully, -Everything that exists that is man made is an extension of ourselves or man.

Therefer when you see tan realize all the waste that is released into the air that we breath -aka the military industrial complex -it is all about farting.

It all comes down to the human fart. If you understand that everything man made/created is an extension or man of that of the human species ,and you than think about pollution and it's effects ,do you ever see all that pollution as massive farting ? I mean,what happens when you fart- it just goes where ever it go ,it is released into the environment -off it goes.Isn't that indeed what the car does with those car farts ? Isn't it the same with industrial waste ?

The cook ,the chief -one factor that is taken very very serious when preparing food is gas-so wut does the cook do? The cook is always always finding ways to reduce -get rid of the problem of gas which of course the the cause of the fart. Imagine a bean soup having been prepared from scrach as the saying goes -one method of reducing that gas build up-one that's been around for centuries by the way is standing over the stove with yer spoon sifting out the residue wut floats up to the top of the soup pot as the soup is cooking-a timely process. not to mention the heat !

But the point to it is to reduce the amount of the material you consume which causes yer to fart. (The GAS.)

Therefer, is has always been the human endevor to reduce or remove for what we consume that which causes the build up of gas .The persuit of perfection.

Since that is the human endevor since long befer the indusrtial revolution one must ask-how is it this pollution world wide goes unchecked -what happened ? The automobile is a cronnic repeat fart mobile and what those corporate polluters are sending us is atomic farts ,.

Farting simply is -farts are simply released -.

It all comes down to that centuries old bean soup recipe and how to remove that what gives yer the gas from the soup.

That is the driving point.

Have you farted today ?

Yer probably say'en- eh-he's on a rant about farts.

Let me just point something out about the process of farting and this is exactly spot on to the whole of the issues surrounding pollutents.

When you fart ,as a rule you think past that fart as though it never happened-unless of course there are people close at hand in which case yer will wish yer hadn't farted in that particular moment.
Yer might say-must have gotten a hold of some bad food- maybe it was them raddish's I eat !

But when no one's around yer may say or thing -eh, it's a fart it's there than gone so wut of it . Yer right ,it is absorbed into the air -as it so happens it will seem to vanish.

Isn't that what those scientists who work for those polluting corporations in and including those automobile manufactures want you to believe about factory emmission release and car farts ?

They have been tell'n the same lies fer well over a century about that- it's just farting they say,that's all .

It's just farting that's all it is.

However that is lie ain't that so ?

Everybody really knows a true fart is perfectly formed than discharged but does not harm the envoirnment .Least wise in no way as of yet that can be indentifyed

HAVE YOU FARTED TODAY