Today im?????

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Today im mainly going to brew coffee or Tea sit by the window and watch intently as it pour's it down with rain out side,if im lucky i may spot a snail or slug raceing full pelt across the lawn at break neck speed to try and munch on some plant's that iv just put out but before they reach my plant's they will have to crawl through a slugpellet mine field that iv laid should be very interesting viewing,infact judgeing from what's been on the Telly just lately i may be at the window most of the day and evening and maybe tomorrow to as rain is said to be over the whole Country tomorrow,Oh the exitement,i.i.i. cant control myself,better make another cuppa and take my seat,what exiteing thing are you doing today,tomorrow,this evening,weekend,next week Ok any time soon.

Today I'm tired!!  Got back to the pool for my arobic exercise!! will sleep good tonight!!

 I just had a couple hour's kip on my bed with my bedroom Telly on,was watching the expendable's but dropped of into the land of Nod,woke up put kettle on mashed a brew,thought might as well have a look see if any life surfaced on here tonight,then go back to sleep ville and sordid dream's of a Nature yet to be decided,better not say in which direction these dream's of mine may take as there may be young un's looking in,so i think i had better dream of Bo peep and her lost sheep skipping along over a flower infested hill side with blue bird's tweeting away and love is felt all around,even Humpty Dumty can stay sitting on his wall,coss i will warn him what happen's if he jiggle's about,and ile close my eye's if i see Jack and jill going up that Hill,i mean it's their affair what they get up to,nothing to do with me im telling yer,yes ile try and dream nice thing's like,but then again im looking at that bottle of J.D. and well if i have any of that its sure to divert my Dream's in an all together different way,and im not saying which way that is,well im a man,so draw your own conclussion's,im saying nowt OK,right think iv confused you all by now so by,by,be good or care full that's all im saying playmates.

today im broke ...hadda dip into hubbys account..jus to get gas so i could make it home ....any donations are greatly appreciated

It's Hot so im just wafting myself with a fan made of crisp £20 note's and supping an ice cold Beer

Today the management aren't here, so im going home early!

Yay!!!!!!  

u mean at work or here?  

cos im here now
so get ur butt back now  

Awww Tox, i didnt know your cared about my butt?  

And you did kinda walk into that one Tox, i am guy after all!  

Today I am going food shopping gonna get some exercise and then watch the fireworks tonight in my pj's!!  

pfft as if ur butt is anythin to care about  

now emz butt mm  

I seem to give everyone the same immoral thoughts!

And im not even going there  

I have enough trouble keeping the reigns on my sweetheart  

Today im enjoying the great British summertime  

Its hot! Phew..... 

got to hot at work  

but the gud thing about workin in a boat yard is u can jump into the river  

woooooooo
cept my overalls needed to dry then

 My icecream melted  

sit in the fridge n eat it  

Or just find a woman who's behind is cold enough to freeze a bag of peas and put it on that!
   

just eat it quciker  

  Tox that's a cracking idea  sit in the fridge and eat it yeah  and Tiger i found that snuggling up to a woman's behind was quite comfy and snug and warm,but it's the Feet you gotta watch out for,they could refreeze the melting icecap Glasier's they could,iv shot like a bolt from a crossbow out of bed many a time when a pair of those Greeted me in bed   

Today im dazed and confused  

So much different than any other day  

not hearin much we went clubbin til 3am n danced to much infront of the speakers n now it all sounds dull  
n now its already to hot to try n sleep more so its gonna be a slooooooow day me thinks  

Think im gonna stick a finger up at the water metre and take up residence in the shower room with the shower set to cold for the day  

sharin a tub of haag n das wiv emz  

Today I am content!!  

Today i am in AWE!!!!  

 Today i'm IMPOSSIBLE