The Hello and Goodnight Thread....

First topic message reminder :

Off to feed my face...back in an hour or less

Byeeeeeeeee!!! xx

  I think L.G. in her own way has just said a Goodnight on my request for her bank card and pin number    if you believe in reincarnation then  i recon L.G. will come back as a Duck,,,cos they are water tight arnt they   i mean i rule the pond were my lodge is but even i carnt sink Her

why does she get to have all the fun beav?

  Yeah quite right there Myra Dollars will do just as well  Hint,hint,hint

I'll come back as a moth Beaver and live in your wallet  

Time for me to climb the wooden hill and cuddle my pillows.....sweet dreams all 

 You would be making a big mistake if you wont to come back as a moth in my wallet L.G. cos im having it buried with me six feet down,infact im having it put in my back pocket,that way if our slimey Governmeant wonts to get its durty mitts on it they would have to dig me up and kiss my A..S for it     

But I would've eaten it all before that happened 

 You would only have a chance if you popped of befor me L.G.  and all my moths are home grown with security pasess

and?? I was born in Croydon so I'll be a moth with attitude and pin the other moths to the sides of your wallet 

 Then i hope you will be very Happy as you flutter about those dark EMPTY spaces within my wallet  

I will be when you finally open your wallet and see a happy fat moth flying away 

  You got more chance finding life on mar's than finding moth food in my wallet

Ah well if your wallet isn't suitably furnished out then I would have to move on, moths with class don't do squatting in derelict wallets  

  Pheww,I knew that book about camaflarge and consealmeant would come in handy one day  

Ah but I didn't say where I would move onto....

 The tactical thing to do would be to withdraw and assess the situation,so that is what im doing  the safty of my wallet is paramount  Haul up the draw bridge cyril and away we go

 ££££

Done with your wallet now...I'll be on my way to where all your crispy notes are kept....moths can get in anywhere 

Iv just hired a bunch of moth eating bats to watch over procedings as i bank the contents of said wallet into the safty of the Banks vaults which are vacumed sealed and so are air tight not even a knat could survive,and the wallets contents fully insured against loss  [ You know i think i will have to look up my family history and see if i have any Scotish or Jewish Ansestery cos i seem a little over protective of said wallet]

Ever seen a moth using an oxygen tank? you soon will 

Anyway things to do so loving and leaving you  

  I think my Daughter who visited me tonight must have my wallets combination digit code  cos i seem to be a bit lighter in the breast pocket zone after she left

Awww don't cry........at least it stayed within the family 

  Im thinking of having homeing beacons fitted so they can safely find their way home again

it's spent already 

                                                                               

I'm so good at cheering ppl up 

Time for my bye byes.....sweet dreams  xxxx